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Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman.

Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.

Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.

Emotions become the feast of the day when the gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; the turkey is left stewing when the losing team calls for a rematch.

Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk; Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe; Ross accidentally breaks a little girl's leg.

Ross is suspicious about Rachel's possible job offer from a good-looking stranger (Steven Eckholdt); Chandler can't remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party.

Ross becomes jealous when he hears Rachel's new co-worker (Steven Eckholdt) whispering sweet nothings to her.

In an effort to be less negative, Claire inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work; Phil tries to surprise Alex at school right before she receives an award she didn't tell him about.

Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped; Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.

Cam finally gets a chance to shine when he is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute; Jay gives the commencement address; Claire runs into her former high school rival who brings out the worst in her.

The birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches; a look back at how the family members celebrated their birthdays over the past year.

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better; Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine; Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.

SpongeBob falls asleep on the bus and ends up in a town full of Bikini Bottom doppelgängers; after Squidward loses his memory, he adopts a new tough guy persona.

Patrick leads an enthusiastic stranger on a tour of his favorite places in Bikini Bottom; SpongeBob is afraid to get off the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he will not let that stop him from living his life.

Join Nate Burleson, Young Dylan, Dylan Schefter and Mia Burleson to see NFL highlights, interviews, and game picks as you've never seen them before. Most of all, find out which player takes home the slimiest trophy in sports.

SpongeBob wants to learn about Vikings; SpongeBob leaves boating school to go to a book signing.

SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day of jelly fishing disturbed by Sandy's competitive nature; SpongeBob pulls from Squidward's shirt a loose string that never seems to end.

Mr. Krabs promises a clown will perform at his playground of junk; SpongeBob and Patrick go camping in the backyard.

Twelve-year-old Ted (Zac Efron) lives in a place virtually devoid of nature; no flowers or trees grow in the town of Thneedville. Ted would very much like to win the heart of Audrey (Taylor Swift), the girl of his dreams, but to do this, he must find that which she most desires: a Truffula tree. To get it, Ted delves into the story of the Lorax (Danny DeVito), once the gruff guardian of the forest

Can-do koala Buster Moon and his all-star cast of animal performers prepare to launch a dazzling stage extravaganza in the glittering entertainment capital of the world. There's just one hitch, he has to find and persuade the world's most reclusive rock star to join them. What begins as Buster's dream of big-time success soon becomes an emotional reminder of the power of music to heal even the mos

Perpetual adversaries SpongeBob and Plankton join forces and come ashore to battle a pirate who has plans for the stolen Krabby Patties recipe.

Twelve-year-old Ted (Zac Efron) lives in a place virtually devoid of nature; no flowers or trees grow in the town of Thneedville. Ted would very much like to win the heart of Audrey (Taylor Swift), the girl of his dreams, but to do this, he must find that which she most desires: a Truffula tree. To get it, Ted delves into the story of the Lorax (Danny DeVito), once the gruff guardian of the forest

Max (Louis C.K.) is a spoiled terrier who enjoys a comfortable life in a New York building until his owner adopts Duke, a giant and unruly canine. During their walk outside, they encounter a group of ferocious alley cats and wind up in a truck that's bound for the pound. Luckily, a rebellious bunny named Snowball swoops in to save the doggy duo from captivity. In exchange, Snowball demands that Ma

SpongeBob is recruited to cook in the big leagues, but first, he must prove his worth in the test kitchen.

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, "Smelly Cat," a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

Phoebe can't communicate with her new boyfriend, a UN diplomat who doesn't speak English; Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel.

A remorseful Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping.

Phoebe's brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica gets a huge tip from an admirer.

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark; Monica dates a millionaire.

Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read "Little Women.".