Nickelodeon (Pacific)

SpongeBob celebrates the anniversary of his friendship with Squidward, but Squidward doesn't; Squidward's lack of talent lands him in a court ordered music class.

SpongeBob wants to be the first sponge to dive all the way up to the surface of the ocean; when SpongeBob and Squidward accidentally let Plankton steal the secret formula, it is up to them to steal it back.

When SpongeBob's parents come to visit, their thirst for thrills comes as a big surprise; an educational driving film.

SpongeBob and Patrick make it their mission to reunite the recently fired robot band from Goofy Goober's; Patrick is sent to the pound for acting like a worm, but he won't be able to leave unless SpongeBob can train him.

Plankton's family open their own restaurant directly next to the Chum Bucket; SpongeBob suddenly finds everything funny, much to everyone's annoyance.

Spongebob and Patrick think their homes have been sold and move away, pleasing Squidward; fortune cookies predict the future so Plankton uses them for his schemes.

SpongeBob must take a day off from work; SpongeBob finds an old wig in the trash and wears it around town.

Mr. Krabs manufactures Krabby Patties on an industrial scale, but it drives a wedge between SpongeBob and Patrick.

Now that Dracula has opened the Hotel Transylvania's doors to humans, things are changing for the better; however, Drac is secretly worried that his half-human grandson, Dennis, isn't showing his vampire side. So, while Mavis and Johnny are away, Drac enlists his friends to help him put the boy through a "monster-in-training" boot camp. But things really get batty when Drac's cantankerous, old-sch

Rachel and Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other; the friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going.

After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to serve as his best man; the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe.

When Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship, the guys become concerned.

An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's is revealed; Raj and Sheldon get into a war at work.

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

Leonard keeps an affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.

Sheldon's interview with the FBI jeopardizes Wolowitz's security clearance.

Rachel, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Ross go to London for the wedding where Joey meets Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York.

Rachel frantically tries to get to London to tell Ross that she loves him before he marries Emily; Ross' parents argue with Emily's parents, Steven and Andrea Waltham.

Ross is distraught over the wedding; Emily punches Ross and flees from the reception; Monica and Chandler try to control their passions.

Monica and Chandler are caught in a passionate embrace but try to prove it was innocent: Ross' wife won't speak to him; Phoebe feels neglected; Rachel appoints Monica as her advisor in romance.

Ross has concerns about Emily's interests; Rachel's plans for Joshua are upset by a late change of venue.

Ross tries to keep Emily from returning to London; Monica and Rachel attempt to win back their apartment.

Monica and Phoebe find life in wedding attire has its charm; Rachel asks Joshua for more spontaneity.

The family joins Phil as he travels to Australia to fulfill his mother's wish that he see the land where he was conceived.

Phil cannot handle the stress when he tells Claire an elaborate lie; Gloria is tasked with organizing this year's family portrait; Jay covertly enters Stella in a dog show.

Calvin's archrivals, the Pink Ladies, move their manicure business into the local barbershop; Dave encourages him to make peace; when the women take a prank too far, the guys decide to plot revenge.

Mr. Krabs wants to manage SpongeBob and Patrick as a tag team wrestling duo; SpongeBob searches for a rare trading card.

SpongeBob and Patrick dress up as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to attend a shuffleboard tournament in their place; Squidward is mistaken for his rival Squilliam and is invited to teach a class at a prestigious music school.

Squidward and Bubble Bass are forced to tolerate each other's company on a trip to Shell City; Squidward takes a trip inside the imagination box and must rely on SpongeBob and Patrick's creativity in order to escape.

The gang heads to a food convention, but things go awry when they become stranded in the woods; SpongeBob accidentally fibs to his pen pal, but when his friend comes to visit, he must keep the ruse going.

When the Krusty Krab runs out of mustard, Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward to dig up some more; SpongeBob and Sandy have to collect Krabby Patty ingredients, but Plankton follows their every step.

SpongeBob breaks his precious alarm clock, but nothing else is loud enough to wake him up on time; Karen quickly learns that kids grow up too fast after her new child arrives in the mail.

Now that Dracula has opened the Hotel Transylvania's doors to humans, things are changing for the better; however, Drac is secretly worried that his half-human grandson, Dennis, isn't showing his vampire side. So, while Mavis and Johnny are away, Drac enlists his friends to help him put the boy through a "monster-in-training" boot camp. But things really get batty when Drac's cantankerous, old-sch

Bikini Bottom is the place to be this Saturday night for all the newest episodes of "SpongeBob.".

Pearl becomes a star player after joining her high school football team.

SpongeBob befriends a sentient Krabby Patty whose only wish is to be eaten; Rube hosts an episode of "FUN-Believable! With Rube" where he explores little known oddities and attractions around Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob and Patrick discover a surprising link to their favorite Kelpbed Kid; chaos ensues as everyone in Bikini Bottom starts meeping.

Plankton tells Patrick he's his conscience so he can convince the wooden-headed star to steal him a Krabby Patty; when Mr. Krabs puts in an open kitchen, SpongeBob gets stage fright and has to invent a new persona.

The Krusty crew get lazy when their moms take over the Krusty Krab; Patrick's new pet rock catches the eye of a mischievous rock collector.

When the Krusty Krab is left filthy, a magical fish teaches SpongeBob how to keep surfaces looking spiffy, lickety-split; SpongeBob is recruited to cook in the big leagues, but first, he must prove his worth in the test kitchen.

Plankton hires Patrick to create advertising slogans for the Chum Bucket; SpongeBob helps Plankton find the perfect anniversary gift for Karen.

When a prehistoric sponge is unfrozen, he causes chaos all over town and only SpongeBob can communicate with him; when a flock of clams descends on Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob has to get them out before they ruin the whole town.

SpongeBob and Patrick are sent to jail in the underground tunnels of Glove World, leading to a daring escape.

The Krusty Crew builds a boat for its penny-pinching captain; SpongeBob discovers a crazed castaway living in his walls.

Gary has a pet translation collar, and he's talking up a storm; when a small clown gets left behind by the circus, SpongeBob takes the hapless harlequin under his wing.

Lady Upturn becomes Squidward's patron and introduces his music to her rich friends; Squidward tries to disprove aliens until he has a close encounter with one.

Phoebe prepares to give birth, but the doctor makes her nervous; Joey gets admitted in great pain; Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

Ross' estranged bride makes him an offer; Phoebe deals with traumatic memories of PBS; Monica gets upset at Chandler when he gloats about sex; Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act.

Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink; Ross confronts Emily, and she demands a divorce; Monica and Rachel are afraid of a hairy new neighbor, until they find out how handsome he is with his hair cut.

Personal habits clash when Ross moves in with Chandler and Joey; Phoebe dates a health inspector (Gregory Sporleder); Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her out on a date.

An exchange between Ross and Rachel threatens to break up the friends; Chandler and Monica plan a romantic weekend getaway together; Joey finds out about Monica and Chandler.

As the gang digests Monica's huge Thanksgiving meal, everyone reminisces about their worst Thanksgiving ever.

While the guys camp out for a long-awaited movie screening, Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party.

Penny asks Leonard to lie to her father (Keith Carradine); Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.

Amy realizes she has feelings for Penny's ex; Koothrappali and Wolowitz try to prove who would be a better superhero.

Leonard's idea for a smartphone application causes friction in his friendship with Sheldon.

Sheldon takes acting lessons from Penny in hope of becoming a better teacher; Koothrappali fantasizes about his friend's girlfriend.

Ross becomes upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it; Joey finds himself in a mess when he tries to cover for Chandler and Monica's dating.

Phoebe helps the Salvation Army and learns some truths about New Yorkers; Rachel gets a date with her neighbor who has a close relationship with his sexy sister; Joey tries to write a play in which he can be the star.

Ross vows to try something new; Joey resolves to learn guitar from Phoebe; Rachel gives up gossiping.

Monica is put off by the laugh Chandler uses to impress his boss (Sam McMurray); Ross shocks everyone by dating Janice (Maggie Wheeler).

Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge one another to try something new; Mitch and Cam sell a couple of their prized possessions to fund the wedding; the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.

A series of crises on Mitch and Cam's wedding day put Pepper to the test; Phil gets an eye procedure before the celebration; Claire embraces the role of best woman.

Chaos forces Mitch and Cam to move from one contingency plan to another, but an unexpected turn of events allows the day to move forward.

When Alex returns from a humanitarian trip, the family dynamic shifts; Cameron remains in a lovey-dovey mood even after the honeymoon ends; Gloria gives Jay a taste of his own medicine after noticing the lack of effort he puts into his appearance.

Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of anniversary gifts they want to exchange; the Dunphys go with Alex to Caltech for her college tour; Mitch, Cam and Lily take a new family portrait.

When Dave starts researching his genealogy, he makes a surprising discovery; he and Calvin are more than just neighbors; Tina offers to help Gemma when she's overcome with morning sickness, and inadvertently stumbles on a new business idea.

When Gemma hires Alexis to teach at her school, Tina suspects the new teacher may not be quite who she claims to be.

Plankton steals Sandy's pelt to impersonate her; Plankton tries to launch himself into Mr. Krabs' head and misses his target.

When the Ruff-Ruff Pack steals Mr. Porter's mini-donut maker, the Moto Pups set off to get the machine back in one piece; the Ruff-Ruff Pack takes over Humdinger's lair and runs off with his kitties.

Marshall leads the pups when an underground fire threatens the Opening Ceremonies in this Ultimate Fire Rescue; Chase and his police-pups must find the missing medals to save the Adventure Bay Games in this Ultimate Police Rescue.

Stunt motorcyclist Wild Cat joins the patrol to try to keep Ruff-Ruff Pack troublemakers from trashing the town.

The PAW Patrol springs into action when a digging machine goes out-of-control and takes Uncle Otis on a wild ride; Digi and Tal try to help Mayor Humdinger but leave the Mayor covered in jam, so the Pups must rescue him from hungry animals.

Daddy Pig receives a jumping stick in the post; Miss Rabbit gives Peppa and friends a tennis lesson; Peppa and her family are on a caravan adventure; after Peppa and family visit a tourist spot, the caravan unhooks from the car.

Ms. Marjorie is paddleboarding out to celebrate her anniversary with Hurricane Harrigan on Seal Island when she disappears!; Mayor Humdinger can't find his kitties, so he runs to the Safety and Rescue Pups for help!

When an unhappy Merpup tries to float Puplantis to the surface, it's up to the PAW Patrol and their newest member Coral to save the city and stop him.

When Sid Swashbuckle and his pirate pooch, Arrby, swipe the pups' prestigious award, Ryder and the pups set out to recover it.

Mayor Humdinger's plan to win the giant melon contest goes off the rails when his "melon" bounces away and causes chaos all over town; Farmer Al's truck gets stuck on a broken bridge.

Claw finds a way to make Sparks' breath icy; Chase accidentally pulls the legendary Golden Bone of Excalibark from its stone.

When Mix and Motor's favorite TV star has a new movie playing in Builder Cove, the pups need to build a movie theater to watch it; Grandpa tells the pups about a buried treasure, and they find out the key to finding this treasure is teamwork.

Daisy and Mr. Crocodile search for a lucky item to help them win a bike raffle. When Mr. Crocodile can't fall asleep at his first sleepover, Daisy helps him figure out why.

The pups rescue Francois from a water tower geyser; the pups rescue a baby anteater stuck on a bucking RoboHorse; the pups rescue Ace and her special delivery for Chickaletta's party; the pups rescue Mr. Porter and his stranded food truck.

When Emmy and Eddie take a joyride, Hurricane Harrigan and Cap'n Turbot get caught water-skiing behind the out-of-control boat.

Mr. Krabs' customers abandon him when SpongeBob starts cooking at home; when Plankton gets kicked out of the house, SpongeBob must teach him how to win his computer wife back.

Plankton and Karen take dance lessons; equipped with a magical spell book, SpongeBob cooks up chaos in the Krusty Krab kitchen.

DoodleBob bites SpongeBob, transforming him into a WereDoodle; SpongeBob dresses up for Gorilla Suit Day and is mistaken for a real gorilla.

Karen tells the fairy tale of a nerd trying to steal an action figure from his three little neighbors; Squidward hosts a secret We Hate SpongeBob Club at his house.

After getting rid of Ouchie, Pinkeye takes over the Star house; Patrick and Squidina must find safety during the dad joke apocalypse.

Patrick inducts SpongeBob into his prestigious society of dullards and doofuses; Patrick takes his grime to a new extreme, playing around in so much trash that he becomes unrecognizable.

Sandy's homemade snack becomes a big hit at the Krusty Krab; SpongeBob and Patrick's favorite comedy duo has a falling out on live television.

Mr. Krabs has an accident and leaves SpongeBob in charge of the Krusty Krab; Patrick takes a job at the Goofy Goober when he finds out the employees get free ice cream.

SpongeBob and Plankton must work together to survive an island of deadly monsters; SpongeBob teaches Patrick how to ride a bike.

Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus meant for SpongeBob; Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but his agony only begins when SpongeBob arrives to care for him.

Phoebe meets her estranged father (Bob Balaban) at her grandmother's funeral; Joey's fondness for an expensive bag loses him an audition; Chandler tells perfectionist Monica that she is useless at massage.

Chandler gets nervous when everyone learns about Monica; Joey's new girlfriend gets physical; Ross moves into a new apartment but fails to impress his new neighbors.

Phoebe finds a police officer's badge and goes on a spree of arrests until she meets up with the owner; Joey thinks he's in love with Monica; Ross buys a couch but won't pay to have it delivered.

Ross competes with Chandler for the attentions of a pizza deliverywoman (Kristin Dattilo-Hayward); Joey discovers that his guest-starring role on "Law & Order" was cut while watching the show with his proud grandmother.

Ross must prove to his boss that he is sane in order to return to work; Phoebe finds out about Monica and Chandler's relationship; Ross hunts for a new apartment.

Rachel worries about a kiss she gives to a job interviewer; Monica observes Phoebe's romantic bliss; Joey is arrested for stalking a sexy neighbor.