Nickelodeon (Pacific)

When Pat suddenly grows a grown-up beard, he decides it's time to act like a grown-up, too; while preparing to give an oral report for boating school, SpongeBob realizes that he's got a case of stage fright.

Gary is given a set of limbs to keep up with SpongeBob, but soon makes his owner look sluggish; Plankton practices ruling the world by shrinking himself and declaring himself king of SpongeBob's aquarium.

Once Fred's leg heals up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it out of harm's way; Patrick's lemonade stand is unsuccessful until he gets a secret ingredient from Squidward.

Squidward joins a crew of sailors hunting down the great white jellyfish; Plankton finds a magic bean that takes him to a land of giants.

Squidward gets left with a mess when SpongeBob and Patrick use carrier clams to send messages to each other; after cooking his kazillionth Krabby Patty, SpongeBob believes he's developed an allergy to them.

When a gang of kids steals the Krusty Krab's grill, SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs go to extreme lengths to win it back; SpongeBob helps out the Krusty Krab's night shift crew, but the customers crave something creepier than usual.

When Patrick discovers the pineapple's library, SpongeBob introduces him to the wonderful world of book learning; Plankton hasn't tried to steal the secret formula in a while, which makes Mr. Krabs nervous.

When Snow Yellow is deemed the Squarest of them all, the evil Queen Karen seeks to claim the title for herself by any means necessary.

Now that Gru has forsaken a life of crime to raise Margo, Agnes and Edith, he's trying to figure out how to provide for his new family. As he struggles with his responsibilities as a father, the Anti-Villain League, an organization dedicated to fighting evil, comes calling. The AVL sends Gru on a mission to capture the perpetrator of a spectacular heist, for who would be better than the world's gr

Monica's high-school friend visits after leaving her fiancé at the altar.

Monica begins to feel the heat when she prepares dinner for her parents (Elliott Gould, Christina Pickles).

Sheldon's latest scientific breakthrough leaves him feeling like a fraud; a romantic gesture between Howard and Bernadette causes Penny to up her game with Leonard.

When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.

When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.

Amy and Leonard try to help Sheldon deal with his shame; Raj stays with Bernadette and Howard for a week.

As Leonard tries to help Penny with a disappointment, Penny asks him a bold question about their relationship; Sheldon wants to learn how to be funny.

Monica finds it difficult to break up with her latest boyfriend (Geoffrey Lower), whom everyone likes; Chandler starts smoking again; Phoebe receives a large sum of money.

While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street.

Chandler and Phoebe plan to dump dates on the same night at the same coffee house.

An agent (June Gable) offers Joey a movie role as Al Pacino's naked body double; Chandler dates a liberal woman (Sofia Milos).

Chandler finds himself trapped in an ATM vestibule with model Jill Goodacre during a city-wide power failure.

Monica and Ross share their feelings about death and their grandmother.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

The Dunphys travel to New York, while Mitch, Cam and Lily visit the Midwest, and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Mexico; the family gets together for Father's Day.

Dave's estranged father, Lamar, arrives in town eager to reconnect; his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years prior; Marty struggles to fire an underperforming employee.

Plankton builds a coliseum and holds a gladiator show; SpongeBob and Patrick keep Squidward from concentrating on his music.

SpongeBob house-sits for Sandy; SpongeBob and Squidward go to the Kelpy G concert.

Sandy leads the scouts through space for scientific exploration, where SpongeBob finds life exists in the form of a Krabby Patty, Sandy studies the moon's gravitational effect on nuts, and Squidward goes to the dark side.

When the circus comes to town and steals his customers away, Mr. Krabs tries to sabotage the show; Sandy spends the day solving everyone's issues, only to return home to her own monster of a problem.

A giant purple ball of goo rises from the deep and threatens to release its toxic, gooey wrath all over the city.

Mrs. Puff's new substitute teacher gives SpongeBob a crash course in driving; Mr. Krabs and Plankton must work together after discovering a well of miracle-grease under their restaurants.

Now that Gru has forsaken a life of crime to raise Margo, Agnes and Edith, he's trying to figure out how to provide for his new family. As he struggles with his responsibilities as a father, the Anti-Villain League, an organization dedicated to fighting evil, comes calling. The AVL sends Gru on a mission to capture the perpetrator of a spectacular heist, for who would be better than the world's gr

Squidward takes a new job as manager of Weenie Hut Jr's; Squidward gets trapped on his way to return a nearly overdue library book.

Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L.; SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward on a plane to a tropical resort.

Plankton takes self-defense lessons from Sandy; Mr. Krabs hits the gym after a beach challenge from Larry.

When his pet amoeba Spot has puppies, Plankton decides to use them in another of his nefarious plots; Mr. Krabs is afraid to get his physical, but if he does not pass the Krusty Krab will be shut down.

The Krusty Krab crew goes to a big concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands; SpongeBob explores the melodious dreamscapes of his sleeping neighbors.

Plankton closes the Chum Bucket and moves to a new town, but Mr. Krabs suspects he is still up to no good; when SpongeBob accidentally picks up Neptune's magic trident, there is no telling what trouble he may cause.

SpongeBob watches Mr. Krabs' house while he's away and takes extreme measures to make sure no one breaks in; Squidward is forced to room with Patrick.

After his house gets infested, Squidward checks into a hotel where a different kind of pest awaits him; SpongeBob and Patrick get duped into babysitting a grouchy old lady who keeps trying to escape.

Plankton goes to jail, but the secret formula is taken as evidence, so SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs plot to get it back; Sandy struggles to build a ship-in-a-bottle before a big contest, so SpongeBob calls in a little extra help.

SpongeBob is challenged by E.V.I.L. to make a delivery to their secret lair in 10 minutes or less; when Mr. Krabs gets trapped inside Pearl's new boat, he must pretend to be its engine to avoid being caught.

Bubble Bass and the dirty bubble team up to become Bikini Bottom's nastiest nefarious nuisance; Plankton joins the SquarePants family in the hope of becoming closer to SpongeBob and the secret formula.

Plankton needs help stealing the formula, so he hires an intern who knows more about Mr. Krabs than anyone; Patrick goes into a destructive fit whenever he hears a bell, so his friends help him in their own ways.

Welcome to the Chum Bucket; get ready for a Plankton powered adventure.

Monica and Ross cook Thanksgiving dinner for themselves, but everyone else shows up.

The friends renege on a promise not to bring dates to their New Year's Eve party.

Chandler learns details about his mother's (Morgan Fairchild) life when she appears on national television.

Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe; Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross; Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered.

Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend (Fisher Stevens) annoys her friends with his analyses of their lives.

It's Valentine's Day and, out on his first date in nine years, Ross meets up with his ex-wife; Monica, Phoebe and Rachel rebel against the spirit of the day by burning mementos of past relationships.