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Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

After his girlfriend is gunned down before his eyes, guilt-ridden Hanson seeks revenge against the armed robber responsible.

A fighter and his manager try to get Luke to box.

Dr. Freda Crews and her guests offer faith-based solutions to real-life problems, and challenge viewers to put their hope in Jesus Christ for peace, healing and recovery.

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Sketches include: Alan and Dennis at gunpoint, Lily and Larry librarian runner, electric chair quickies, Lily and Gene on the drinking man's diet, Ruth and Dick as the Swizzlers, Maude's world of small towns, Alan in massage parlor and more.

Sketches include the balloon runner, the librarian runner, the electric chair quickies, the drinking man's diet, the friendly lady blackouts, the cheerleader, the swizzlers; featuring Gene Hackman, Robert Goulet, and Sue Ann Langdon.

Sketches include comments from Debbie, Ruth in Sleeping Beauty, Edith Ann meets Jack, the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award, Ruth's friendly lady, Dan and Ruth's isolation booth and more.

Sketches include Tin Tim's song, Lily's stammering lady, Groucho the lawyer, no-fault insurance, Maude's world of crazy people, Ruth's anthropology lady and more.

Sketches include laugh-in girls cheerleader opening, intro to new cast members, laugh-in salutes the summer of '72, Edith Ann's stories of school, all in the ghetto, joke wall and more.

Sketches include laugh-in looks at the news, cocktail party, umpire blackouts, lifeboat runners with Abbe and Julie, caveman couples, astronaut on the moon, congressmen, nun runners, salute to guns, the joke wall and more.

Sketches include the marriage counselor, Captain Amazing, the salute to the press, the good news, the senator blackouts, news stories, the Indian tradition, the Burbank beauties; featuring William Conrad, Henry Mancini, and Dan and Mary Rowan.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the casts salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Sketches include Lily and William in marriage counseling, senator blackouts, small town news, Indian tradition, Burbank beauties, Lily and Ruth innocent bystanders, funeral blackouts, return of the Swizzlers, edited speech exposé and more.

Sketches include two nuns, Jean's very elegant song, king of the jungle runners, Jean, Ruth and Dennis marriage counselor, salute to the family, laugh-in joggers, bikini beach, fake record commercial, joke wall and more.

Sketches include roller derby, boarding house sketch, visit with W.C. Fields, Jack Benny crossover, Jack explains show business, confidentiality blackouts, Ruth shops for shoes, news from heaven with Lily, vaudeville joke wall and more.

Sketches include prize fighter, world's quickest movies, nurse purse snatcher, astronaut on the moon, news of Cuba, cocktail party, lion tamer, confidential magazine, lawyer blackout, no more guns, kiss of death, return of the Swizzlers and more.

Sketches include Lily and the checkout counter, Don and the Three Muskateers, the Farkle family says hello, mean nurse, tribute to WC Fields, Lily's stammering lady, salute to good manners, Don visits the moon and more.

Three escaped women and an undercover policewoman (Carole Mathews) need a geologist (Touch Connors) in the bayou.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"The Brute Man" (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

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Bobby Laurie and Nikki Noya are hosts: this is your boarding pass to fun destinations, culture, travel, lifestyle trends, informative guests, food and fun.

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John Ford's landmark Western revolves around an assorted group of colorful passengers aboard the Overland stagecoach bound for Lordsburg, New Mexico, in the 1880s. An alcoholic philosophizer (Thomas Mitchell), a lady of ill repute (Claire Trevor) and a timid liquor salesman (Donald Meek) are among the motley crew of travelers who must contend with an escaped outlaw, the Ringo Kid (John Wayne), and

Quirt Evans (John Wayne), a cowboy on the run, is injured when his horse stumbles near a Quaker family's land. The family takes him in as he regains his health, and he falls for their young daughter, Penelope (Gail Russell). As Quirt falls deeper in love and becomes accustomed to the family's peaceful ways, his violent past starts to catch up to him. Eventually he is forced to decide whether it is

Undercover federal marshal John Carruthers (John Wayne) is suspected by the local sheriff, Jake (George Hayes), of stealing the town's payroll, but his suspicions are sidelined when young Betty Mason (Eleanor Hunt) announces that her father, an important businessman, has been murdered. Without him, supplies will not reach town, and homesteaders will starve. When town leader Malgrove (Edward Peil)

John Scott (John Wayne) is a rodeo rider, assisted by his buddy Kansas Charlie (Eddy Chandler). But while the duo is settling a debt with their promoter, Farnsworth (Henry Hall), thieves Pete (Al Ferguson) and Jim (Paul Fix) murder and rob Farnsworth and manage to pin the crimes on John and Charlie. The accused then flee, assume two new identities, take up with a shopkeeper named Anne (Mary Kornma

Aging rancher George Washington McLintock, a wealthy self-made man, is forced to deal with numerous personal and professional problems. Seemingly everyone wants a piece of his enormous farmstead, including high-ranking government men, McLintock's own sons and nearby Native Americans. As McLintock tries to juggle his various adversaries, his wife, who left him two years previously, suddenly returns

John Ford's landmark Western revolves around an assorted group of colorful passengers aboard the Overland stagecoach bound for Lordsburg, New Mexico, in the 1880s. An alcoholic philosophizer (Thomas Mitchell), a lady of ill repute (Claire Trevor) and a timid liquor salesman (Donald Meek) are among the motley crew of travelers who must contend with an escaped outlaw, the Ringo Kid (John Wayne), and

When Mr Mooney instructs Lucy to deliver some papers regarding the financing of John Wayne's latest movie, she ignores him and finds herself having lunch with Wayne instead.

George runs for town council.

George and Flora's cousin visits.

Luke tutors an attractive bowler, and Kate gets jealous.

Little Luke writes a school composition about Grampa.

A visiting cousin is a hen-pecked husband.

The McCoys attend a convention in Los Angeles.

Little Luke draws the tallest girl in class for a date.

Grampa and George think there's oil on their properties.

Grampa, thinking Kate and Luke too strict, disciplines the children.

Grandpa refuses to accept a settlement from the phone company.

Little Luke spends his paper route money on himself.

Kate wears a strapless dress to the Grange dance.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

Jim tries to help a former fencing champion who's down on his luck.

Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Crime in school is bad, so to combat it, LAPD higher-ups decide to send four young-looking officers to high school to pose as students. Cops Tom Hanson, Doug Penhall, Judy Hoffs and Harry Truman Ioki are the "lucky" ones chosen to experience the part of their lives they hoped they'd left behind forever.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.