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Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Petrified Forest.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Gloria has eyes for Lyle; Carol & Sis.

Carol's guest is Paul Sand; a pair of sketches deal with weddings, addressing the planning and aftermath of the ceremonies; a series of timely bits related to the energy crisis.

The conclusion of the fifth-season "Family Show" finale brings to a close the elaborate showbiz spoof "The Doily Sisters.".

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Quiz-team member Hanson's probe of a high-school loan shark is threatened, as the team advances toward televised finals.

Grampa sells his gun in order to make a mortgage payment.

Dr. Freda Crews and her guests offer faith-based solutions to real-life problems, and challenge viewers to put their hope in Jesus Christ for peace, healing and recovery.

Grampa takes over the supervision of Hassie and Little Luke.

Grandpa sells seemingly useless farm land to a swindler.

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A Bible teaching television program.

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David Frost; Don Ho; Zero Mostel.

Jim Backus; Greer Garson; Andy Griffith; Carl Reiner.

Bob Newhart plays an NBC prop man trying to find a partridge, Adam in the garden of Eden, and the president searching for relatives to visit on a global goodwill tour.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Don Ho; Jilly Rizzo; Rod Serling; Phil Silvers.

Bing Crosby; Phyllis Diller; Rich Little; Debbie Reynolds; Jilly Rizzo.

William F. Buckley Jr.; Rich Little.

Wilt Chamberlain; Sammy Davis Jr.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959) Horror. A bartender sends his wife and her lover into a swamp where big, smart leeches lurk. With Ken Clark, Michael Emmett, Yvette Vickers.

"The Killer Shrews" (1959) Science fiction. A boat captain and his girlfriend run from a mad scientist's shrews the size of dogs. With James Best, Ingrid Goude, Baruch Lumet.

Luke proves his manhood to Grampa by sleeping on the couch.

Grandpa asks Flora MacMichael on a date because she is a good cook.

Grandpa competes with George in a fishing contest.

Grandpa refuses to support a woman (Reta Shaw) running for city council.

Grampa destroys Flora's apple tree.

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Dean Martin hosts a celebrity roast of actress Joan Collins.

Classic celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Joe Namath is roasted by various entertainers.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Michael Landon.

Beloved comic actress Betty White is the subject roasted.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Angie Dickenson.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

Burr and Anderson hide out in Freddie's shack.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded celebrity roast of Bob Hope.

Dean Martin hosts a star-studded tribute to George Burns.

Entertainers pay comedic tribute to actress Betty White.

Jimmy Stewart is roasted by Lucille Ball, Mickey Rooney, Henry Fonda, Janet Leigh, and June Allyson.

George Appleby daydreams of himself as Colossal Man, trying to talk to his son, Colossal Boy, about taking over the family business.

Grampa lets a billboard salesman advertise from the roof.

Grampa joins a lodge.

Grandpa must get glasses in order to drive.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

A bounty hunter targets Jim and his friend after the pair inadvertently help a fugitive escape.

Jim visits the Mexican state of Texas, hoping to buy land, but he's arrested as a spy and sentenced to death.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

Crime in school is bad, so to combat it, LAPD higher-ups decide to send four young-looking officers to high school to pose as students. Cops Tom Hanson, Doug Penhall, Judy Hoffs and Harry Truman Ioki are the "lucky" ones chosen to experience the part of their lives they hoped they'd left behind forever.

Crime in school is bad, so to combat it, LAPD higher-ups decide to send four young-looking officers to high school to pose as students. Cops Tom Hanson, Doug Penhall, Judy Hoffs and Harry Truman Ioki are the "lucky" ones chosen to experience the part of their lives they hoped they'd left behind forever.

Simon Templar is the Saint. He robs from the criminally rich and gives to the poor and deserving -- while keeping a nice percentage for himself. His strict moral code makes him target those who got their wealth through nefarious means - corrupt politicians, warmongers and the like. His criminal activities put him at odds with the law, but his wit, charm and intelligence tends to keeps him one step

Simon Templar is the Saint. He robs from the criminally rich and gives to the poor and deserving -- while keeping a nice percentage for himself. His strict moral code makes him target those who got their wealth through nefarious means - corrupt politicians, warmongers and the like. His criminal activities put him at odds with the law, but his wit, charm and intelligence tends to keeps him one step

A Bible teaching television program.

The suspenseful tales of the Old West's famous sharpshooter.

James Robison was a former preacher who changed directions in his life and began hosting this television show alongside his wife, Betty, in order to reach out to help more people. This daily religious and self-help program welcomes guests who tell how they have successfully overcome difficulties in their lives by following God's word -- with the hope of encouraging others to do the same and look t

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A Bible teaching television program.

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Singing cowboy Gene Autry and his sidekick Pat Buttram fight for law and order in the West.

Singing cowboy Gene Autry and his sidekick Pat Buttram fight for law and order in the West.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

The Texan, a Civil War Veteran whose reputation of being the fastest gun in the west precedes him, roams across Texas from town to town, not looking for trouble; trouble finds him.

Crime in school is bad, so to combat it, LAPD higher-ups decide to send four young-looking officers to high school to pose as students. Cops Tom Hanson, Doug Penhall, Judy Hoffs and Harry Truman Ioki are the "lucky" ones chosen to experience the part of their lives they hoped they'd left behind forever.

Simon Templar is the Saint. He robs from the criminally rich and gives to the poor and deserving -- while keeping a nice percentage for himself. His strict moral code makes him target those who got their wealth through nefarious means - corrupt politicians, warmongers and the like. His criminal activities put him at odds with the law, but his wit, charm and intelligence tends to keeps him one step

A Bible teaching television program.

The suspenseful tales of the Old West's famous sharpshooter.

James Robison was a former preacher who changed directions in his life and began hosting this television show alongside his wife, Betty, in order to reach out to help more people. This daily religious and self-help program welcomes guests who tell how they have successfully overcome difficulties in their lives by following God's word -- with the hope of encouraging others to do the same and look t

The suspenseful tales of the Old West's famous sharpshooter.

A Bible teaching television program.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Singing cowboy Gene Autry and his sidekick Pat Buttram fight for law and order in the West.

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A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.

A policeman uses forceful ways to solve crimes.