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Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Blame for stealing a Porsche falls on students bused from a poor neighborhood, but the squad checks it out.

Grandpa goes on a camping trip with Little Luke.

Dr. Freda Crews and her guests offer faith-based solutions to real-life problems, and challenge viewers to put their hope in Jesus Christ for peace, healing and recovery.

Luke and Grampa compete in a skeet shoot.

Illiterate Grampa helps the lodge answer mail.

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Sketches include the vaudeville wall, the cocktail party, bad manners, the interrogation crossover, eternal youth, the convict runner, a Thanksgiving salute, the leftovers blackouts, and more; featuring James Caan, Nanette Fabray and Bob Crane.

Sketches include firing-squad runners; visit with the nuns; drinking quickie; running jokes with Godfather; headline news; book reviews; news from London, Ireland and China; news of the first lady; featuring Carol Burnett.

Sketches include Lily's tasteful lady; marriage counselor, Henny con man sketch; Ruth dungeon runner, the Swizzlers, Sarah and Penn nun runners; checkout counter; show business news; featuring Rich Little, Henny Youngman and Jack Klugman.

Sketches include the Christmas party, the two kings runner, the nose-to-nose runner, under the mistletoe, the Christmas shopper, the Doctor's office quickie; featuring Steve Lawrence, Peter Marshall, Steve Allen, and Willie Lester.

Don Rickles; J.J. Barry.

Sammy Davis Jr.; cameo appearances by Garry Moore and Ann Miller.

Sketches include the two monks, the marriage counselor, the pilot runner, the family fight blackout, the Farkle family, the fickle finger of fate, the hijacked hearse and the bug in the soup; featuring Angie Dickinson, Totie Fields and Monty Hall.

Guests Meredith Baxter and David Birney play an indignant wife and her husband who has too much to drink and co-stars who carry their disagreement onto the movie set.

Guest Dom DeLuise portrays an Apache dancer and Dominick the Great the amazing juggler, magician, and fraud; the cast salutes the world of actors.

"Hercules" (1959) Adventure. Greek muscleman (Steve Reeves) begins 12 labors, saves princess (Silva Koscina).

Joel and the bots watch the 1956 Roger Corman flick, "Swamp Women," where a policewoman and convicts search for stolen diamonds; Tom Servo is inspired to ask Gypsy out.

"Secret Agent Super Dragon" (1966) Suspense. A drug czar sells students spiked sweets. With Ray Danton.

An actor injures his back on the McCoy property.

A crook steals the money from the church social.

Kate's ex-boyfriend and his wife visit.

Grampa and Luke get caught hunting out of season.

Hassie is offered a screen test by a con man.

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The Tanners meet ALF for the first time when he crashes into the family's garage. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) baby-sits Brian (Benji Gregory).

When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone blames ALF. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF makes his first friend outside the Tanner family, Jody, a lonely blind girl who calls in to a radio talk show.

Willie (Max Wright) helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.

ALF convinces Willie to travel to the mountains to cut down a real Christmas tree.

ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother (Anne Meara) pays a visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen.

ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera. Guest stars Anne Meara as Kate's mother.

ALF tries to set Dorothy up with her new neighbor, Whizzer Deaver.

ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during flight, ALF flies the plane.

ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother (Anne Meara) pays a visit. Kate: Anne Schedeen.

ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera. Guest stars Anne Meara as Kate's mother.

ALF tries to set Dorothy up with her new neighbor, Whizzer Deaver.

ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play. Brian: Benji Gregory.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

A cockroach from outer space invades the Tanner home. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during flight, ALF flies the plane.

The McCoys hire a housekeeper.

Kate wants to join the garden club.

A new neighbor challenges Grampa's concepts of femininity.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Pastor Michael Youssef proclaims God's word to all the people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way.

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Bowie hunts for a bride who's kidnapped shortly after her wedding.

Bowie offers to make a deal with a broke Creole aristocrat who can't make good on gambling debts.

A reporter, on an errand for Bowie, is mistaken for him by a number of travelers on the trail.

After his rifle misfires during a close encounter with a bear, Jim approaches a blacksmith to suggest a different kind of knife.

Jim persuades an imperious plantation owner to allow a squatter and his pregnant wife to remain on her land.

Wealthy planter Jim Bowie encounters famous people in New Orleans or the backwoods.

Jim takes a turn as a volunteer deputy to guard a prisoner, but he begins to doubt the prisoner's guilt.

Jim believes a fur company may be trying to drive him away by killing any Cajun trapper with whom he does business.

A case of mistaken identity leads an angry farmer to decide that Jim must marry his daughter in a shotgun wedding.

Jim is asked to protect a group of travelers from a bandit preying on people along the road to Natchez.

Jim's family takes on the local saloon keeper, who has different visions of the town's future.

Jim assists farmers who are being forced to pay protection money to an old woman who threatens to unleash the ghost of a Louisiana pirate on them.

President Jackson asks Jim's friend to prevent a group of planters from seceding from the union.

While traveling along the Mississippi, Jim is bushwhacked by settlers who accuse him of being a land-grabber.

While traveling to New Orleans, Jim encounters two women from a school, searching for one of their students, who is planning to elope.

Jim learns that a slave he had freed has been recaptured and is about to be sold at a slave auction.

Jim goes in search of a gang of river pirates who've stolen his cargo.

Jim is distracted by a beautiful woman while traveling to New Orleans to buy an estate.

Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

Jim tries to help a former fencing champion who's down on his luck.

Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Jim goes in search of a gang of river pirates who've stolen his cargo.

Jim is distracted by a beautiful woman while traveling to New Orleans to buy an estate.

Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

Jim tries to help a former fencing champion who's down on his luck.

Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Hanson (Johnny Depp) is assigned a bigoted new partner (Richard Grieco). With Peter DeLuise and Holly Robinson.

Grandpa, thinking Kate and Luke too strict, disciplines the children.

Elder Jacob O. Meyer from The Assemblies of Yahweh.

Grandpa refuses to accept a settlement from the phone company.

Little Luke spends his paper route money on himself.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A Bible teaching television program.

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Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

Longley has just ridden into the town of Yellow Jacket, when he sees a gunman unhitching a team of horses over the loud objections of a pretty woman.

Wylie Ames, a big gruff widower, has been corresponding with a lonely woman whose personal ad he saw in an out-of town paper.

A crooked gambler with a Kentucky-born thoroughbred prods a drunken rancher into betting his entire spread and all the money he has in the bank on a horse race.

Longley rides to the rescue when four gunmen ambush a man riding in a buggy; Longley brings the wounded man to a nearby house, but nobody wants to help him because he's a judge scheduled to preside over the trial of a local land baron.

Longley, trapped by a landslide, is rescued by a man on the run from the law; he's accused of shooting a man, but the sheriff just assumed he's guilty because he's already served a jail term -- and he's sweet on the sheriff's sister.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.