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Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

While investigating high-school robberies, Penhall and Hanson encounter a teen who kidnapped her toddler sister.

Grampa helps a poor widow run a diner.

Dr. Freda Crews and her guests offer faith-based solutions to real-life problems, and challenge viewers to put their hope in Jesus Christ for peace, healing and recovery.

The McCoys invite a politician and his wife to their home.

Pepino asks the McCoys to help impress his fiancée's uncle.

Grampa is run off the road by a hot rod.

Little Luke must enter a haunted house.

A Bible teaching television program.

Paid programming.

Sketches include "David opens the show," "graffiti tattoos," "marathon dance stars," "Shirley Temple blackouts," "Joey rap quickies," "Ali Baba runner," "knitting runner" and more; featuring Joey Bishop, David Steinberg, Ralph Edwards, Jilly Rizzo.

Jack Cassidy; Wilt Chamberlain; Teresa Graves; Andy Griffith.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Richard Crenna.

Jack Benny, Johnny Carson, Bill Cosby, Sammy Davis Jr., Rich Little, Roger Miller, Claudine Longet, Rod Serling, Jilly Rizzo and Gore Vidal.

Vida Blue; Roman Gabriel; Andy Granatelli; Joe Namath; Sugar Ray Robinson; Bill Russell; Doug Sanders; Vin Scully; Willie Shoemaker.

James Brolin; Rita Hayworth; Doc Severinsen; Henny Youngman.

Karen Valentine.

Richard Crenna.

Richard Crenna.

ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) baby-sits Brian (Benji Gregory).

A small-town Southern preacher's (Kenny Rogers) pacifist nephew (Fredric Lehne) is taunted for refusing to enter World War II.

An ex-rodeo rider (Kenny Rogers) leaves his family in Texas and goes to Wyoming for a government round-up.

The McCoys arrange for Sam and Aggie to be married.

Grampa and Luke enlist Hassie's boyfriend to help build a boat.

George sells one of his paintings.

Luke sells barnyard deodorant.

The entire family, except Grampa, wants to buy a television.

Neighbor George wrecks his car on McCoy property.

George runs for town council.

George and Flora's cousin visits.

Luke tutors an attractive bowler, and Kate gets jealous.

Little Luke writes a school composition about Grampa.

Paid programming.

A visiting cousin is a hen-pecked husband.

Profitt embarrasses an associate on the latter's wedding day; the associate retaliates by abducting Profitt's sister.

Vinnie's intention of leaving the operation prompts Mel to offer him control of the country's largest cocaine distribution network.

Mel Profitt (Kevin Spacey) uses a former girlfriend (Jane Brucker) as a sexual pawn in a power game with a rival. Guest star: Joan Severance. With Jonathan Banks.

As Vinnie allows himself to be seduced by Susan, he is also made the fall guy for Mel's latest blackmail scheme.

McPike and Lococco (Jonathan Banks, William Russ) search for the hitman (Robert Mangiardi) who shot Vinnie (Ken Wahl).

After Mel's arms deal falls through, Vinnie sets up a drug deal with the mob, unaware Lococco knows who he is.

Mel will not back a would-be ruler's plans to overthrow a Caribbean nation, then becomes obsessed with a voodoo curse.

Arrested for murder, Susan tells Vinnie she is pregnant with his child; Lococco refuses to kill Vinnie.

McPike closes the Profitt case, leaving Vinnie to confront Lococco about the CIA's overthrow of Isle Pavot.

Knowing Lococco is risking death to testify before a Senate committee, Vinnie will sacrifice his cover to corroborate the story.

Having quit the OCB, Vinnie returns to his Brooklyn neighborhood to find a growing crime operation run by friends. With Fred Dalton Thompson, Tim Guinee.

Vinnie returns to the OCB determined to infiltrate a white-supremacist organization threatening his family and friends.

Mel will not back a would-be ruler's plans to overthrow a Caribbean nation, then becomes obsessed with a voodoo curse.

Arrested for murder, Susan tells Vinnie she is pregnant with his child; Lococco refuses to kill Vinnie.

McPike closes the Profitt case, leaving Vinnie to confront Lococco about the CIA's overthrow of Isle Pavot.

Knowing Lococco is risking death to testify before a Senate committee, Vinnie will sacrifice his cover to corroborate the story.

Having quit the OCB, Vinnie returns to his Brooklyn neighborhood to find a growing crime operation run by friends. With Fred Dalton Thompson, Tim Guinee.

Vinnie returns to the OCB determined to infiltrate a white-supremacist organization threatening his family and friends.

The McCoys attend a convention in Los Angeles.

Little Luke draws the tallest girl in class for a date.

Grampa and George think there's oil on their properties.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Pastor Michael Youssef proclaims God's word to all the people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way.

Grandpa, thinking Kate and Luke too strict, disciplines the children.

Paid programming.

Paid programming.

Grandpa refuses to accept a settlement from the phone company.

Little Luke spends his paper route money on himself.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

Guests: Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde.

Guests: "Mama" Cass Elliott and Bernadette Peters.

Guests: Ken Berry and Dionne Warwick.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.

Carol's guests are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray; they join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel.".

A James Bond parody, Doctor Nose, features two cops in drag trying to catch muggers; guest Eydie Gormé sings "A House Is Not a Home"; the cast performs "Angel Child.".

"The Odd Couple" Jack Klugman and Tony Randall are guest stars; Jack sings with Carol, while Tony takes part in a sketch revealing superstitions among actors as part of a tribute to Broadway.

The conclusion of the fifth-season "Family Show" finale brings to a close the elaborate showbiz spoof "The Doily Sisters.".

Guest: Jim Nabors.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Petrified Forest.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Guest: Jim Nabors.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Petrified Forest.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Officer Hoffs (Holly Robinson) goes undercover as a disabled student to investigate the brutal rape of a coed (Maria Serrao). Guest star: Geri Jewell. With Steven Williams.

Kate wears a strapless dress to the Grange dance.

Elder Jacob O. Meyer from The Assemblies of Yahweh.

Grampa undersells eggs in an effort to capture the market.

Grampa unwittingly sells antique furniture inexpensively.

Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A Bible teaching television program.

Promoting understanding and cooperation between Jews and Christians.

Grampa thinks a family member is a jinx.

Paid programming.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.