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George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

Drew celebrates Valentine's Day and hits the headlines with Sunny Anderson and Valerie Bertinelli; bestie cooking for two with Sunny, Valerie and Ross.

The Valentine's Day celebrations continue with a deluxe edition of The Weekender with Stacey Rusch.

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

Famed newscaster Clete Roberts visits the 4077th for a report on the feelings of the people stationed there.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

The long-smoldering feud between Hot Lips and the nurses in her command comes to a head when she confines one of them to her tent.

Psychiatrist Maj. Freedman visits the 4077th to clear his head and finds release in its unique form of insanity.

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for a promotion philosophically until he hears of a heroic helicopter pilot's advancement.

Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.

B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.