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At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.

Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller).

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancée, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Richard begs Christine to return her wedding ring, which was previously his mother's, so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

After being profiled in a black business journal, business picks up as Barb receives a bunch of new customers at the gym.

Christine agrees to go out on a date with a children's entertainer, who specializes in reptile parties, hoping to help Ritchie get into the Reptile Club.

When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

The cast of new crime movie "Outcome": Keanu Reeves, Jonah Hill, Cameron Diaz and Matt Bomer, tell Drew about working together on the film, and Jonah Hill talks about directing.

"Outcome" cast members Keanu Reeves, Jonah Hill, Cameron Diaz and Matt Bomer play a round of Pictionary!

Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

Opie joins a rock 'n' roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

Aunt Bee goes picnicking and dining out with a charming lecturer.

Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.

Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.

With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.

Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.

People are suspicious when a former gunfighter takes a job as piano player in the Long Branch saloon.

A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.

A neglectful father fakes a change of heart when nuns confront him with custody of his two children.

An outlaw victimized by his own gang agrees to help Matt bring them to justice.

Kitty is kidnapped by the Apache war priest Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

Ellie Walker, a young pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle in the local drugstore and tries to adjust to the unusual nature of the town and its residents.

Andy becomes convinced that Ellie wants to marry him after she accepts his invitation to the church picnic and dance.

Andy lectures Opie on the importance of keeping one's promise after Opie and his friends play a practical joke. However, the tables are turned when Opie befriends a runaway boy and refuses to reveal his name to Andy.

Andy decides to stage a robbery at the drugstore to brighten Barney's mood and give him enough confidence to ask Miss Rosemary out on a date.

Andy tries to convince Opie to give more than three cents to a fundraising drive, but Opie refuses and states that he is saving money to buy his girlfriend Charlotte something.

Andy arranges a duel between the two patriarchs of the Carter and Wakefield families in the hopes of finally bringing an end to their longtime feud.

After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

A romantic Christmas morning ends when Ray's family bursts in for eggs Florentine and unwrapping gifts.

Raymond joins his brother and Frank in a Gettysburg Civil War re-enactment in an attempt to bond with his father.

Ray's excitement about meeting a distant relative wears off when she begins to overstay her welcome.

Worrying that Ray only visits her to get a good meal, Marie hesitates to teach Debra her cooking secrets.

Ray takes over the family finances to prove to Debra how easy it is, but he soon discovers that he's no accountant.

Ray gains new respect for Robert when he sees him thwart an attempted robbery at Nemo's, but his attempt to get Robert's efforts noticed backfire when a newspaper article makes Ray the focus of the story.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother.

As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars.

After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with.

The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.

Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.

Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.

A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.

Christine and Barb go out on a casual double date with two men they met at a video store, but when one of the dates goes better than the other, jealousy arises.

Christine and Richard have an awkward dinner date when they join her new boyfriend Patrick (Tim DeKay).

When a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a commercial after seeing his standout performance in the school play, Christine is thrilled, but Richard refuses to allow it.

When Christine's new boyfriend Patrick loses at tennis to her, his competitiveness streak begins to emerge.

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.

A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.

Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on "The Tonight Show"; tenants hate new shower heads.

George is dismayed because one of the dolls in Susan's collection bears an uncanny resemblance to his mother.

Jerry's new membership in the Friars Club is jeopardized when a jacket he borrowed from the club gets lost.

George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.".

George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him.

Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan.

Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs; George is institutionalized.

Jerry and Elaine get a chance for romance after George's comment to a couple (Debra Messing, Cary Elwes) leads to a breakup.

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner.

Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's.

Christine decides to go home for Thanksgiving and finds she and her domineering mother share a similar secret.

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise informs them that they have broken a contractual clause and may lose the gym.

When Christine and Barb cannot get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a spa.

Christine reverts to junior-high behavior when she recognizes the father of Ritchie's classmate as her former tormentor.

New Christine loses all her inhibitions at an impromptu bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas.

Christine tries to prove that she can take care of herself after Matthew and Barb move out and Ritchie leaves for science camp.

Christine accuses Richard of being a bad parent when Ritchie is injured at a skateboarding party, but her overprotectiveness backfires.

When a scatterbrained mother at Ritchie's school calls Christine a rock, Christine is initially flattered but soon tires of the responsibility.

When Richard and Christine help Lindsay and Marly through labor, the memory of Ritchie's birth rekindles romantic feelings.

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

While helping Matthew lose weight, Christine finds herself unable to shed extra pounds she has put on, despite her know-how as a gym owner.

Christine tries to convince everyone that she is comfortable with Richard's remarriage; New Christine's sister hooks up with Matthew.

Christine rekindles her feelings with Papa Jeff while at Richard's wedding, and then learns some outrageous news concerning Richard.

A battle for the affections of a Cuban cigar mogul ignites a dispute between Blanche and Sophia.

Sophia's roommates, bored with themselves, are unaware of her active daytime life.

Blanche encounters a former schoolmate who is the only man to ever turn her down.

Rose competes for St. Olaf's Woman of the Year honors, with a little help of Blanche and Dorothy.

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

Ray and Debra can't get a good night's sleep when Ally fears there are monsters in her room.

Debra discovers that Marie likes Robert's girlfriend better than she likes her because Amy is a "good girl.".

Debra gets into a fight with another parent who accuses her of bringing an unhealthy snack to a tee-ball game.

Robert experiments with a ventriloquist's dummy to make his driving school lectures more interesting.

Debra thinks Ray's midlife crisis has gone too far when he starts planning his burial; Frank sells Marie's burial plot for a profit.

Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray recalls proposing to Debra and the elaborate plans for their wedding.

Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie.

Ray must face the fact that his parents are getting older after his father has another auto accident.

Debra grows jealous when the babysitter she hired becomes more popular with the children than she is.

Ray fears the wrath of Debra after he embarrasses her in front of everyone at a school auction.

Debra discovers to her chagrin that she wishes her own mother would behave more like Marie.

George searches for a way to stop his impending nuptials even as he and Susan are selecting their wedding invitations.

George is ready to move on after mourning the death of his fiancée, while Jerry breaks off his engagement.

George suspects the attorney for the Susan Ross Foundation believes he murdered Susan; Jerry likes his date.

Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry discovers a hidden talent when Kramer gets him to perform an illegal activity; George acts like a rebel.

Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.

The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.

Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.

Jerry and Kramer are affected when a celebrity opens a new restaurant in the neighborhood and the eatery's sign shines its neon light directly into Kramer's apartment.

George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

The cast of new crime movie "Outcome": Keanu Reeves, Jonah Hill, Cameron Diaz and Matt Bomer, tell Drew about working together on the film, and Jonah Hill talks about directing.

"Outcome" cast members Keanu Reeves, Jonah Hill, Cameron Diaz and Matt Bomer play a round of Pictionary!

Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

Howard proposes marriage to Millie at the bakery where she works.

Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin alight from a freight train.

Goober takes over at the office when Andy comes down with the flu.

The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.

Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.

Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.

B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.

A small orphan first steals from Matt, then sets out to help him in an ambush.

The feud between two ranchers (Richard X. Slattery, Sean McClory) is intensified by their children's romance.

When an old friend of Doc Adams' is suspected of being a thief, Doc takes it upon himself to bring in the man.

After seeing Matt wounded again, Kitty closes the Long Branch and leaves to form a partnership with a friend.

A mild-mannered bank teller foils a robber but takes some money for himself.

Ellie Walker decides to become the very first woman to run for a seat on the Mayberry City Council, dividing Mayberry into a battle of the sexes.

Store owner Ben Weaver gets moonshiner Sam Muggins and his family locked up during Christmas, so Andy and Barney throw Sam and his family a Christmas party in jail.

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins.".

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

Sophia invests her roommates' money in a prizefighter named "Kid Pepe" who is a gifted violinist.

Dorothy and her former tennis rival play practical jokes during a reunion.

Drew and Sabrina Rudin share recipes for guilt-free cooking in the kitchen.

Comic Chris Fleming tells Drew about his special, "Chris Fleming Live at the Palace.".

Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

Andy and Opie are thrilled when a station owner offers Aunt Bee a job as a television chef.

Emmett's wife and his brother-in-law needle him to become an insurance salesman.

Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.

Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.

Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.

The abduction of a teenage girl by Indians involves Matt in a long trek to rescue her.

Newley's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a girl and her partner.

A psychopathic outlaw takes Dodge City hostage while waiting for an expected gold shipment.

Three teenage boys on probation from the county jail are welcomed in Dodge City -- for a while.

A vengeful ex-convict seeks reprisal against a former partner who deserted him.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.