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When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire.

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night.

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.