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Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit; Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

Lois upstages Peter at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp; Stewie runs away from home while Meg is watching him.

When Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, Meg uses his authority to get even with her bullies.

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twin babies, only to find she can't return to the U.S.

Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.

Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.

While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.

Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.