Comedy Central HD (Pacific)

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.

South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.

Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.

Cartman signs up for a home security system.

Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.

When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.

To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.

Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.

Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans.

Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will.

An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to leave Ben's birthday party early; Tom tries to create memories with his girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; April and Andy reconnect.

On the day of the recall vote, Leslie works on a haunted house with Ben, Chris and Ann; Tom asks Ron for help saving his business.

Leslie tries to tackle some of her goals, such as hosting an event with the Indianapolis Colts and adding fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs together.

Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent baby sitter.

Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.

Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band.

Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.

Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.

Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.

Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.

Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there; Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.