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The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.

After Brian teases Stewie for being small, Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in both of them shrinking to a microscopic size.

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffins' care.

After Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg; Chris is sent to a vocational school.

To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

The brewery's new bosses decide to change the company's mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.

After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor; Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.

Peter's new job as the White House press secretary sees the Griffins move to Washington, but things soon come to a head between Peter and President Trump.

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Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.

When Brian becomes more submissive as a result of obedience school, Peter realizes his misses the old Brian; Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.

The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.

Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.

Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.

Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.

Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.

Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.

When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.