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The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.

Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.

Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.

The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

When Jerry is booked to appear on "The Tonight Show,"' he takes George with him to Los Angeles to search for Kramer, who vanished in a huff months earlier.

While in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up by the police; Kramer is a suspect in a series of serial murders.

Jerry is approached by network executives and asked to to create a new television show.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Michael freaks out when Darryl goes over his head and takes an idea to corporate; a Halloween costume contest puts the office in a competitive mood.

Michael invites the entire office to celebrate the christening of Pam and Jim's baby.

Erin and Gabe host a "Glee" viewing party; Michael is upset when people refer to Gabe as his boss; Andy becomes increasingly jealous.

Michael helps convince people to invest in Ryan's Internet company; trying to capitalize on Thanksgiving, Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot; a new policy prevents Jim from earning commission.

Michael decides he must stop China before it takes over the United States; Pam threatens to move the company to a new building.

Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.

Michael is happy when Toby takes a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to fill in; Pam must plan a second Christmas party when Michael wants the party to be on the day of Holly's return to Scranton.

Michael readies himself for the news about Holly's relationship; Pam puts up a board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.

Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle.

Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe.

Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.

Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.

Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.

Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.

Cleveland visits his old high school and discovers there is no longer a baseball team; Cleveland tries to get Cleveland Jr. to play ball rather than joining the math club.

Ms. Eck encourages Roberta to change her appearance in an attempt to teach her an important lesson; Cleveland and the guys try to invent an infomercial product.

Cleveland takes a group of delinquent teens under his wing and forms a club called "The Crazy Eights.".

When Holt confesses to Cleveland that he wishes he had a special someone in his life, Cleveland tries to set him up with cat-loving Jill; Cleveland Jr. and Rallo anticipate the birth of Rallo's pet fish.

When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.

Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.

The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.

Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.

Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.

Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam, run away together when Jerome forbids their relationship.

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high.

Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers.

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.

When Peter runs into Jesus at the mall and learns he's still a virgin, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help get him a woman.

When Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history, the three accidentally get stuck in the past.

When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.

Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like; Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.

Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision; Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy.