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Michael and Dwight decide to surprise Ryan in New York; Scranton staffers must work on a Saturday for Ryan's Website project.

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Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie after reading about the potential side effects; the rest of Quahog soon follows suit.

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men.".

When Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans, he tells a journalist about it; Brian asks for Stewie's help when his driver's license expired.

Peter gets power hungry when he's asked to fill in for a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian decide to crash holiday office parties for free food, fun and women.

New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyans approach South Park.

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.

Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.

An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.

The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

Jim hits the golf course with Andy and Kevin in hope of landing a huge client; Michael sets up a booth at a job fair at Pam's alma mater to hire a summer intern.

Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.

Michael demands Toby's goodbye party at Dunder Mifflin be a huge celebration; Dwight and Meredith haze Holly (Amy Ryan), the new human resources person.

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

Staffers in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin become obsessed with their weight in the wake of corporate weight-loss initiatives; Michael pursues a friendship with Holly; Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school.

A business ethics seminar gets out of control when Michael lets everyone talk about their unethical behavior at work; Jim makes Dwight observe the company's "time theft" policy.

Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit.

Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school; Michael and Holly get an early start on their date night; after the office is robbed, Michael decides to raise money for all the lost items.

Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween; Holly and Michael get shocking news from corporate; Dwight tries to get under Andy's skin.

Jim and Dwight are stunned when they get the results of the annual customer survey report; Jim and Pam decide to spend every minute together; Andy and Angela choose an unusual location for their wedding.