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Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.

Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.

Cartman Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.

The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.

Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all the undocumented immigrants.

With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.

Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.

Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force in town.

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him; to escape, Peter builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam.

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home; Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store.

Peter discovers a new love for rocking out to the hits of Van Halen, but his head-banging causes a car accident, and he ends up in a coma.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere; the Griffins experience a life without Meg.

Cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school, and Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear word; when Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.

Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.

Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

The new president-elect visits his hometown.

Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.

Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.

Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.

North Korea takes aim at South Park.

An undeniable bond forms between a white man and a Native American man.

Facebook is the ultimate weapon for Professor Chaos, as he spreads fake news about the boys' superhero franchise.

Beloved entertainers are being cut down in their prime due to massive overdoses of opiates and Stan is about to be exposed as the source of the illegal drugs.

At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.

Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship.

Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.

It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.

The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control; Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

Jerry gets lost en route to visiting a sick fan who must live in a protective plastic bubble.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

A night at the opera turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine's new boyfriend (Peter Crombie).

Jerry and George must think of an idea for a TV series before meeting with network bigwigs.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry parties it up in first class while Elaine suffers in cramped coach; Kramer is chased by the police.

After the warehouse employees win the lottery and quit their jobs, everyone in the office fantasizes about winning big; Darryl and Andy look for new warehouse workers.

When Andy decides to throw a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress Robert, Dwight researches how to be a good host; Andy's family makes him feel self-conscious.

Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.

Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors; Gabe takes a liking to an employee at the warehouse.

Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.

Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea.

Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building.

Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.

Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters.

When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home.

When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris; unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident; Chris and Stewie try to nurse one of the injured rodents back to health; a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine and restoring him to his true height.

When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off, and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back.

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest; when the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant; at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

Butters sells vape pens and all kinds of fruit-flavored vape accessories at school; Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get even more candy on Halloween; the adults hoard emergency supplies and hope to survive until morning.

The boys realize they need Al Gore's help when dead citizens start popping up all over town.

The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig.

No longer able to deal with people, Cartman's therapist diagnoses him with anxiety and prescribes an unorthodox treatment.

South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest fulfillment center.

The Bike Parade is still on, but the boys' chance of winning is in jeopardy when Kenny resists commercialism in solidarity with the Amazon Fulfillment Center's striking workers.

Randy fights against home-grown weed; Kyle goes to camp.

Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms; Cartman refuses to get a shot.

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.

The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms, and they just want to lock him up.

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

Kyle's mum looks so good after her fecal transplant that everyone wants to get their hands on her goods; Cartman and the boys jump into the quest for the best microbiome.

Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.

Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.

Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.

Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.

Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.

A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

Elaine accidentally reveals too much cleavage on her Christmas card; Kramer is asked to pose for a risqué underwear ad.

Jerry is shadowed by a pesky comic (Barry Diamond); the gang's decision to meet for a movie begins in disaster.

Jerry takes pity on a foreigner (Brian George) when the man's immigration papers are left in Jerry's mailbox.

Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.

An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.

When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.

When Dwight receives a special assignment in Tallahassee, he and Andy must decide which Scranton employees will go with him; Pam returns from maternity leave.

In Tallahassee, Fla., Dwight tries to impress Sabre's special projects president; Andy tries to avoid requests for raises.

Dwight and Packer compete for a job; Jim receives an unwelcome visitor; Andy has everyone stay late to cover for their co-workers in Florida.

Dwight tries to impress Nellie with a theatrical presentation at the Sabre store opening; Andy suffers from an embarrassing injury.

After Robert reveals his contempt for Nellie's (Catherine Tate) business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight's job; Andy discovers that Erin isn't returning to Scranton.

Andy drives across the country to get Erin; Nellie shows up and tries to claim the manager position.

Robert forces the office to throw a welcome party for Nellie; Erin helps Andy practice how he will break up with Jessica.

After returning from his romantic quest, Andy battles with Nellie for the manager's chair; Kelly has a difficult time choosing between Ryan and a perfect man (Sendhil Ramamurthy).

Andy crashes a fundraiser and ends up adopting 12 dogs; Dwight learns that an auction winner loses money; Nellie learns how to eat a taco.

Andy tries to jumpstart his comeback; after Robert drunkenly shuts down a local branch, Jim and Dwight join forces in hope of outsmarting a salesman.