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Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

Beaver decides to get the small tree that was left in his old yard when his family moved.

Three of Beaver's friends secretly witness their teacher having dinner at Beaver's house.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

After an apartment house manager is bludgeoned to death, Friday and Gannon track the murderer to a small Arizona town.

Joseph Prince is a leading voice in proclaiming the gospel around the world through his ministry.

Pastor Doug Batchelor reveals facts about biblical events and brings new insight to frequently asked questions in Christianity.

Noted for her humanitarian ministry efforts to aid suffering people around the world, Bible teacher Joyce Meyer reaches out to both Christians and non-Christians as she illustrates how to make each day better by applying biblical principles to every activity.

James and Betty discuss how to bring God's blessings to Earth by holding to His principles in one's everyday life.

A woman reports fake crimes to divert police, so her husband can commit robberies disguised as a cop.

A man escapes from prison, determined to kill the judge who handed down his sentence.

Reed's overanxious attempt at a tan complicates the day for him and his partner.

On temporary duty at the Los Angeles airport, the officers deal with a runaway boy and a theft.

Hazel discovers that her letters are at the root of a young couple's troubles.

George and Hazel decide they should each mind their own business.

Beaver decides to get the small tree that was left in his old yard when his family moved.

Three of Beaver's friends secretly witness their teacher having dinner at Beaver's house.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

Confusion reigns as Swede splits with Miss Essie and quits his job, and Miss Essie is convinced Jason is in love with her.

Terry's cousin, a bitter Vietnam veteran, considers becoming involved in a robbery plan; guests Glynn Turman, Herbert Jefferson Jr.

A race driver is accused of killing a business partner who he felt was cheating him; guests Michael Constantine, Gavin MacLeod.

A police officer faces charges of slaying his sister's tormentor; guest Skip Homeier.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

Perry travels behind the Berlin Wall to defend a woman accused of slaying an East German agent; guest Jeanette Nolan.

Paramedics out in the field begin to question the judgement of overcautious Dr. Morton who believes in acting strictly by the book.

The officers take to the air as they begin a special assignment with the Air Support Division.

In separate helicopters, the officers pursue a stolen light aircraft.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

Beaver agrees to fight a class bully after a weighing machine tells him it's his lucky day.

Beaver foolishly lends money to his friend Larry.

Mike eyes the campus queen.

An unexpected visitor catches Steve by surprise.

A gunman successfully holds up 10 stores in a confectionery chain.

Joseph Prince is a leading voice in proclaiming the gospel around the world through his ministry.

Pastor Doug Batchelor reveals facts about biblical events and brings new insight to frequently asked questions in Christianity.

Noted for her humanitarian ministry efforts to aid suffering people around the world, Bible teacher Joyce Meyer reaches out to both Christians and non-Christians as she illustrates how to make each day better by applying biblical principles to every activity.

James and Betty discuss how to bring God's blessings to Earth by holding to His principles in one's everyday life.

Dan's favorite fishing lodge has become a front for heroin distribution.

An angry trucker kidnaps his estranged wife and traps her in his truck filled with unstable potassium, threatening to detonate it.

The officers take to the air as they begin a special assignment with the Air Support Division.

In separate helicopters, the officers pursue a stolen light aircraft.

When the Baxters' friends find their financial state threatened, George comes to the rescue.

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Beaver agrees to fight a class bully after a weighing machine tells him it's his lucky day.

Beaver foolishly lends money to his friend Larry.

Mike eyes the campus queen.

An unexpected visitor catches Steve by surprise.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Jason turns matchmaker for a local man named Sullivan and a Jewish girl (Linda Marsh) who is threatening to leave Seattle.

The rookies help a rape victim face the indignities and legal problems that accompany the crime's investigation; guest Mark Slade.

A trusted employee's murder leads Perry into the world of industrial espionage.

The reluctant partner of a shady exploiter of glamour faces a murder charge when his associate is slain.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

In a bizarre murder, a neighbor's "eyewitness" testimony seems to doom Perry's client; guests Richard Jaeckel, Patricia Crowley.

A heavy load of rescue calls and a sleepless night dim the hopes of Station 51 for a victory in the fire department basketball finals.

The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud.

The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

Larry convinces a youngster that he has turned Beaver into a rock.

Beaver buys a garish shirt for June's birthday.

Chip sees a ghost while trick-or-treating.

All the Douglases fall in love at once.

Friday and Gannon must recover $100,000 worth of fine furs stolen from an exclusive department store.

Joseph Prince is a leading voice in proclaiming the gospel around the world through his ministry.

Pastor Doug Batchelor reveals facts about biblical events and brings new insight to frequently asked questions in Christianity.

Noted for her humanitarian ministry efforts to aid suffering people around the world, Bible teacher Joyce Meyer reaches out to both Christians and non-Christians as she illustrates how to make each day better by applying biblical principles to every activity.

James and Betty discuss how to bring God's blessings to Earth by holding to His principles in one's everyday life.

Two felons take advantage of a motorcycle accident to take an officer hostage.

A dangerous prisoner takes advantage of a stolen helicopter to escape from a work detail.

The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud.

The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents.

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

Larry convinces a youngster that he has turned Beaver into a rock.

Beaver buys a garish shirt for June's birthday.

Chip sees a ghost while trick-or-treating.

All the Douglases fall in love at once.

Upset by the rivalry between her grandmothers, Tabitha turns into a cookie.

When Darrin joins an exclusive club, Endora turns him into a snob.

Stempel buys land between the Bolts' property and the river, and then refuses to allow the Bolts to haul their logs across.

Ryker is asked to investigate the murder of a priest and the severe beating of a nun in a poor neighborhood; guest Johnny Brown.

A man is shot and killed while a huge radio audience, including Perry, is listening.

Perry investigates a private-plane crash, a missing supply of drugs and a millionaire who lives a double life.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

While out to lunch with Ralph the doorman, George spies Helen Willis with another man.

A golf pro is murdered following his biggest victory, and the young professional he defeated is charged with the crime.

The firefighters of Station 51 negotiate for use of an expensive jet boat they plan to purchase as a group from Charlie, the mechanic.

A teen's rebellion lands him in trouble; a biker is accused of running over an elderly pedestrian.

A rebellious youth tries to buy friends at summer camp.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

The wife of a busy company man takes drastic action to get his attention; a loser in life relates 26 years of woe to a total stranger; a favorite uncle gets an airport farewell.

Beaver decides to go into the chinchilla business.

Larry runs away to Beaver's bathroom.

Perry defends the owner of an art gallery and his pretty assistant, twice accused of murder.

Friday and Gannon investigate the reported theft of $200,000 worth of jewelry.

The hosts shed light on an initiative by a Christian organisation to fulfil the nutritional needs of malnourished children across Africa.

2026 will be one of the most historic years ever in U.S. coinage; join your host Mike Mezack to learn about the incredible U.S. Quarter program and get a chance at an exclusive P&D Roll!

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Tired of bloating or gut issues that won't go away?; discovering the root cause-and how Emma can help eliminate methane-producing archaea, reset digestion and restore balance naturally.

A case of food poisoning may lead to panic.

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

Beaver decides to go into the chinchilla business.

Larry runs away to Beaver's bathroom.

Jess is critically wounded when he tries to warn Marshal McGary, who is transporting a prisoner to hang, that the prisoner's brother plans to attack the tumbleweed wagon.

Jess catches a man in the freight office who he thinks is casing the place for the Logan gang, though he has no proof.

Slim finds an injured young woman, only to be mistaken for one of her kidnappers when her father finds them.

A medicine-show man (Jack Albertson) arrives in town and proceeds to prevent an impending flood and cure Jeremy's stutter.

Perry defends the owner of an art gallery and his pretty assistant, twice accused of murder.

A young musician is charged with the murder of an art patroness who befriended him; guest Mala Powers.

An unidentified officer reports shots fired but is unable to identify himself or his location.

Police investigate the beating death of a small-time hood.

S.W.A.T. must provide security for two public appearances by the leader (John Dehner) of a bigoted paramilitary organization.

Perry probes the death of a modern-day Fagin who masterminded car theft; guest Victor Buono. (Color).

Stranded Gage and DeSoto, with the assistance of a local physician, provide the only medical help in a town isolated by severe rains.

An unidentified officer reports shots fired but is unable to identify himself or his location.

Police investigate the beating death of a small-time hood.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

Invisible dogs run wild in an obedience class while Carol, an insurance agent, pesters doctor Tim as he's on the job.

Beaver tells his class that he owns a parrot with a 50-word vocabulary.

Eddie and Lumpy conspire to cheat on a school test.

A rock 'n' roll musician is charged after a ruthless star-maker is slain during a recording session; guest Sue Ane Langdon.

A police officer suffering from a complete blackout cannot identify the pair of convicts who shot him.

David and Barbara Cerullo.

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The hosts shed light on an initiative by a Christian organisation to fulfil the nutritional needs of malnourished children across Africa.

Your words hold incredible power; today, Joyce reveals how the things you say can impact your life in profound ways.

In-depth study of the word of God.

Charles Stanley, pastor of the First Baptist Church in Atlanta, shares his insights on Christian faith and enlightens viewers with spiritual motivation.

Beaver tells his class that he owns a parrot with a 50-word vocabulary.

Eddie and Lumpy conspire to cheat on a school test.

After doing Slim a good turn, a saloon girl asks Slim to help her father return money he'd embezzled from a Montana bank.

Drifter Jess Harper arrives in Laramie searching for a man, but gunfire sends him out into the countryside, where he meets rancher Slim Sherman and his brother, Andy.

A down-on-his-luck drifter with ties to Jess arrives at the Sherman station with a lady preacher; though Jess tries to avoid the man, events force Jess to become involved.

Jeremy stalls the New Bedford girls, as Jason and Joshua hurriedly build a dormitory with lumber they charmed from Stempel.

Aging rancher George Washington McLintock, a wealthy self-made man, is forced to deal with numerous personal and professional problems. Seemingly everyone wants a piece of his enormous farmstead, including high-ranking government men, McLintock's own sons and nearby Native Americans. As McLintock tries to juggle his various adversaries, his wife, who left him two years previously, suddenly returns

Armed robbers hold a girl hostage on the roof of a market.

A series of attacks on teenage girls prompts an undercover operation.

The syndicate plots to abduct the daughter of a district attorney whose testimony at a grand jury hearing could convict two mob leaders.

A rock 'n' roll musician is charged after a ruthless star-maker is slain during a recording session; guest Sue Ane Langdon.

The rest of the squad is resentful when Brice becomes the center of press and television attention during a series of rescue calls.

Armed robbers hold a girl hostage on the roof of a market.

A series of attacks on teenage girls prompts an undercover operation.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.