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Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Putrified Forest.

Carol's special guests are Jack Cassidy and Tim Conway; Tim plays a 35 year old orphan looking to be adopted in a sketch, then joins Jack and Carol for tonight's Old Old Movie, The Story Of A Star.

Hanson asks a juvenile on death row to make a video to deter other youngsters from crime.

A Scottish relative threatens Grampa's family position.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

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Annie becomes suspicious of Elaine Forbes, the seemingly innocent niece of a recently deceased rancher.

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Archaeologists find a valuable Spanish cross which an Eastern confidence man plots to steal and hold for ransom.

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Steak house uses plastic knives. Change machine gives only pennies.

Carwash offers theft and fire insurance. Parking meters are installed in a residential neighborhood.

Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.

Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.

Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.

Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.

Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.

Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.

A golf course has missing holes.

Loud eating noises and a flying phone booth.

A dribble glass and dancing traffic cops.

Guest Wally Cox tries to get longshoremen to diet.

A kangaroo bounces into a gas station.

Trying to get money from under a tire.

A sidewalk traffic light fools pedestrians.

A talking horse and moving silverware.

Desk drawers open magically; a dog becomes a star.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A human hand in a washing machine causes trouble.

Cars are chained together for security.

Shoppers are trapped in a supermarket aisle.

Florists are asked to make ugly bouquets.

Rubber hot dogs and a guy in a bird suit.

"Last of the Wild Horses" (1948) Western. A cowboy settles a range war started by a crooked ranch foreman. With James Ellison, Jane Frazee.

"The Mad Monster" (1942) Horror. A reporter's girlfriend's father injects a farmhand with wolf blood. With Johnny Downs, George Zucco, Anne Nagel.

"Manhunt in Space" (1954) Hero Jones (Richard Crane) and crew (Scotty Beckett, Sally Mansfield) join a 21st-century manhunt. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.

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The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

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Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

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Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A travel and lifestyle talk show hosted by experts to keep pace with the aspiring traveler.

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Greg has imaginary friends and makes up stories.

Luke falls for the owner of a cornfield-trampling cow.

Luke tries to get rid of Uncle Rightly before Louise visits.

Grampa has to pick Louise's tomato crop.

Greg runs away from home because he feels neglected.

Luke and Greg become friends.

Luke gets an ad-agency job.

Luke and Louise intervene in another couple's quarrels.

Grampa runs for grange president; Louise's aunt is campaign manager.

Aunt Win tries to make Luke jealous by matchmaking.

Aunt Win has ulterior motives for dating George.

Grampa fears Luke will leave the farm if he marries Louise.

Luke keeps bringing dogs to the ranch.

Grampa threatens George with a curse.

Grampa, Luke and George are judges in a homemaker contest.

George and Flora fight over home improvements.

Jazz musicians rent a room.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Luke grows a full beard and a new rotten personality to go with it.

Luke buys auctioned paintings.

Luke and Pat buy a boat.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

The male McCoys buy Kate a gun.

Luke keeps bringing dogs to the ranch.

Grampa threatens George with a curse.

Grampa, Luke and George are judges in a homemaker contest.

George and Flora fight over home improvements.

Jazz musicians rent a room.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Luke grows a full beard and a new rotten personality to go with it.

Luke buys auctioned paintings.

Luke and Pat buy a boat.

The McCoy family moves to a ranch in California.

The McCoys start a roadside egg stand.

The male McCoys buy Kate a gun.

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Grampa sells his gun in order to make a mortgage payment.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.