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Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

A spoof of "National Velvet" with Carol in the Elizabeth Taylor role; a salute to Las Vegas.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

Mr. Tudball has a hard time coordinating a fire-safety plan with Mrs. Wiggins; a soldier stranded in a desert with a commanding officer; a parody of 1930s Mickey Rooney/Judy Garland musicals; guest Ken Berry.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

The Jump Street officers go under cover at a high school where a deadly new drug has killed several students.

Kate's party dress doesn't fit.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

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A young outlaw befriends a neglected teen; together they rob a stage.

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To save the new school, Gene bets the ranch on a chariot race.

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Candid Camera rigs a phony game show, The Billion Dollar Answer.

An oil change in less than a minute. Bathroom faucets are rigged.

Tenants in a high-rise learn that cameras will be installed throughout their apartments; woman gets her head caught in a banister.

Peter Funt tries to get a free breakfast using a two-for-one coupon; gas station charges by the quart.

Cashier calls for a price check on every item; parking gate bar is rigged to move so quickly that cars can't pass.

Apartment residents attend trash class to learn about recycling; vet tells people to comfort their pet by getting a shot.

Peter Funt plays a clerk who gives change in foreign money; mail carrier asks for tips.

Refrigerators are delivered in parts that must be assembled; store requires customers to remove their shoes.

Fathers contend with squirting babies; people must keep moving to operate motion-activated lights.

Waitress samples customers' food; post office sells zero-cent stamps.

Store charges shipping and handling fees for purchases that aren't being shipped; comedian Jeff Foxworthy is caught off guard.

Valet parking at a convenience store; massage therapist uses cooking ingredients.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

Produce bags won't separate. Irregular gas is sold in New Jersey.

Steak house uses plastic knives. Change machine gives only pennies.

Carwash offers theft and fire insurance. Parking meters are installed in a residential neighborhood.

Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.

Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.

Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.

Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.

Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.

Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.

A golf course has missing holes.

Joel and the bots watch the 1956 Roger Corman flick, "Swamp Women," where a policewoman and convicts search for stolen diamonds; Tom Servo is inspired to ask Gypsy out.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"The Brute Man" (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

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Sharkey's girlfriend, Natalie, accuses him of being insensitive.

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Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild night life.

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Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A travel and lifestyle talk show hosted by experts to keep pace with the aspiring traveler.

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Hassie is depressed after a fight with her boyfriend.

Grampa thinks a widow is smitten with him.

Grampa wants Luke to coach Little League.

Hassie wants to have a birthday party.

Grampa wants to fix a hole in the road.

Kate feels Luke neglects her.

Grampa hides the furniture when the tax appraiser visits.

Kate enters the Mrs. Homemaker contest.

Luke and Kate take out an insurance policy.

A con man finagles a house-painting contract from the McCoys.

Grampa goes on a camping trip with Little Luke.

Luke and Grampa compete in a skeet shoot.

Illiterate Grampa helps the lodge answer mail.

An actor injures his back on the McCoy property.

A crook steals the money from the church social.

Kate's ex-boyfriend and his wife visit.

Grampa and Luke get caught hunting out of season.

Hassie is offered a screen test by a con man.

The McCoys hire a housekeeper.

Kate wants to join the garden club.

A new neighbor challenges Grampa's concepts of femininity.

A fighter and his manager try to get Luke to box.

Grampa insists on working for Luke.

Grampa helps a poor widow run a diner.

Illiterate Grampa helps the lodge answer mail.

An actor injures his back on the McCoy property.

A crook steals the money from the church social.

Kate's ex-boyfriend and his wife visit.

Grampa and Luke get caught hunting out of season.

Hassie is offered a screen test by a con man.

The McCoys hire a housekeeper.

Kate wants to join the garden club.

A new neighbor challenges Grampa's concepts of femininity.

A fighter and his manager try to get Luke to box.

Grampa insists on working for Luke.

Grampa helps a poor widow run a diner.

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The McCoys invite a politician and his wife to their home.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.