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Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Hanson goes under cover in a juvenile detention center to investigate an inmate's drug-overdose death.

Kate buys a canning company.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

Recruit Kowalski experiences repeated bouts of sleepwalking, which Sharkey desperately tries to find a cure for, or the young man may face a medical discharge.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

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Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

Chief Petty Officer Sharkey works at a naval recruitment center in California.

Eve Arden; Herb Alpert; cameo appearances by Jack Lemmon, Zsa Zsa Gabor, John Wayne, Arlene Dahl, Sonny Tufts and Patrick Wayne.

Abbe Lane; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor; Greer Garson, Greg Morris and Bob Hope.

Robert Culp; France Nuyen; cameo appearances by Kirk Douglas, Lena Horne and Flip Wilson.

Bobby Darin; cameo appearances by Harland Sanders, Mitzi Gaynor, Kirk Douglas and Rosemary Clooney.

Flip Wilson; cameo appearances by Sammy Davis Jr., Liberace, Greer Garson and Van Johnson.

Marcel Marceau; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Lena Horne, Flip Wilson, Sonny Tufts, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Dick Gregory; cameo appearances by Rod Serling, Rock Hudson and George Gobel.

Victor Borge; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Rosemary Clooney, George Gobel, Phil Harris, George Kirby.

Tiny Tim; Phyllis Diller; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor, Perry Como and Henny Youngman.

Liberace; cameo appearances by Peter Lawford, Tony Curtis and Cliff Robertson.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Billy Barty, Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Barbara Bain, Otto Preminger and Rock Hudson.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Falk; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Henny Youngman and Marcel Marceau.

"The Rebel Set" (1959) Suspense. A coffeehouse owner (Edward Platt) and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.

"Ring of Terror" (1962) Horror. Fraternity brothers tell a premed student to rob a corpse. With George Mather, Esther Furst, Austin Green.

An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Nipsey Russell.

A clash between Taylor (Garwin Sanford) and Claw (Eric Schweig) threatens the British/Delaware treaty.

During the 1898 Alaska gold rush, John Thornton (Charlton Heston) and his partner, Pete (Raimund Harmstorf), deliver mail and supplies to remote mining outposts using a sled-dog team led by Buck, a wily Alsatian. The most prized sled dog in the territory, Buck is targeted by a number of crooked prospectors, including the dastardly Black Burton (George Eastman). However, the former house dog is inc

Cowboys Wes (Jack Nicholson), Vern (Cameron Mitchell) and Otis (Tom Filer) are journeying through Texas when they have the unfortunate luck of meeting a gang of robbers who have just held up a stagecoach and lynched the driver. The local sheriff's posse surrounds them before they can get away, and Wes and his friends are unable to convince the lawmen they're not part of the gang. After a fierce sh

In the American West, Willet Gashade (Warren Oates), a former bounty hunter, and Coley Boyard (Will Hutchins), his dimwitted partner, are approached by a secretive young woman (Millie Perkins) who offers them money to guide her through the desert but refuses to discuss why she is traveling. The group embarks on the journey and is eventually joined by Billy Spear (Jack Nicholson), a volatile gunsli

Bad guy Butch Cavendish (Christopher Lloyd) leads an ambush on the Texas Rangers, gunning down all but the young John Reid (Klinton Spilsbury), a lawyer who had joined his Ranger brother, Dan (John Bennett Perry), in the pursuit of Cavendish. Reid, who was injured in the attack, slowly recovers with the help of his childhood friend, the Native American Tonto (Michael Horse). Afterward, Reid dons a

Gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok (Jeff Bridges) travels the frontier, gaining fame and enemies in roughly equal measure. He sometimes meets up with his friend and occasional lover, Calamity Jane (Ellen Barkin), and he headlines for a while in a traveling circus. Along the way, he meets Susannah (Diane Lane), his one true love, but spurns her for the outlaw life. With his health deteriorating, Bill ride

In Abilene, Kan., Marshal Dan Mitchell (Randolph Scott) contends with unruly cattlemen and a group of determined homesteaders intending to settle on government land bordering the town. Hoping to rid the town of the farmers, the cowboys set fire to their camp, and a desperado murders a homesteader, but Dan refuses to allow them revenge. Joining a posse under a crooked sheriff, and with the help of

Bad guy Butch Cavendish (Christopher Lloyd) leads an ambush on the Texas Rangers, gunning down all but the young John Reid (Klinton Spilsbury), a lawyer who had joined his Ranger brother, Dan (John Bennett Perry), in the pursuit of Cavendish. Reid, who was injured in the attack, slowly recovers with the help of his childhood friend, the Native American Tonto (Michael Horse). Afterward, Reid dons a

Gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok (Jeff Bridges) travels the frontier, gaining fame and enemies in roughly equal measure. He sometimes meets up with his friend and occasional lover, Calamity Jane (Ellen Barkin), and he headlines for a while in a traveling circus. Along the way, he meets Susannah (Diane Lane), his one true love, but spurns her for the outlaw life. With his health deteriorating, Bill ride

In Abilene, Kan., Marshal Dan Mitchell (Randolph Scott) contends with unruly cattlemen and a group of determined homesteaders intending to settle on government land bordering the town. Hoping to rid the town of the farmers, the cowboys set fire to their camp, and a desperado murders a homesteader, but Dan refuses to allow them revenge. Joining a posse under a crooked sheriff, and with the help of

After Chris and Corey apprehend one of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted, his gang takes hostages at the firehouse.

A pharmaceutical company is probed for importing inferior drugs; Victor learns his mother has cancer.

Chris (Darlene Vogel) is plagued by guilt and doubt after failing to apprehend a trio of jewelry store robbers.

Female private investigators entrap men in marital infidelity; T.C. and Teddy's parents split after 35 years of marriage.

Victor (Marcos A. Ferraez) seeks justice after his fiancée is killed during a robbery at an upscale clothing store.

George runs for town council.

Jim sets out to find the thief who stole the Christmas gift he purchased for his mother.

Bowie aids a French boy and his aunt who are victimized by confidence tricksters.

Jim finds himself bidding against Sam Houston when he tries to buy a racehorse to give to the president.

Jim tries to help a former fencing champion who's down on his luck.

Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

When Hoffs breaks off her romance with a city auditor, he retaliates by writing a bad report on the Jump Street program.

Pepino moonlights as a nightclub entertainer.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

When Sheriff Deadeye finds out that Prudence Pennyfeather is looking to invest her money, he is suddenly in love.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them.

Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from.

Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush.

Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

Painful memories resurface when Penhall goes undercover to trap a high-school bully. Guest star: Dom DeLuise.

The Saint teaches a spoiled woman a lesson in consideration when she, penniless, accompanies him on a 100-mile hike.

Templar assumes the identity of unsuspecting Tristan Brown to catch a con man awaiting delivery of charitable funds.

Templar takes a job as chauffeur for his quarry, an errant father who fled to Florence with a huge sum of money; guest Richard Tyler.

An ex-convict returning to England after his release from prison plans to find loot hidden by his partner and take revenge on Templar.

A glamorous starlet employs her abilities to help Templar stay alive and foil the clever plot of a devious criminal.

Hunter urges Novak to reconcile with her estranged father, whom he suspects is tied to their investigation of an international drug plan.

Novak's daughter is kidnapped as part of a counterfeiting scheme involving Novak's ex (Robin Thomas).

Hunter pieces together the life of a dead woman to track down her killer who steals old gold coins; Novak hunts for the mugger of a friend.

Novak helps a deaf woman (Phyllis Frelich) search for her runaway daughter; Hunter investigates murder linked to a weapons cartel.

While investigating a series of robberies affecting a dry cleaning chain, Hunter suspects the owner of money laundering.

Capt. Devane is associated with an ex-convict who may be implicated in a highway hijacking operation under investigation by Hunter and Novak.

A cop who likes to bend the rules joins forces with a no-nonsense female partner to investigate a series of killings.

Dee Dee tries to persuade her ex-partner not to use his skills to become an assassin.

The death of the police commissioner's (William Windom) wife in a car explosion uncovers a scandal; guest Sam T. Jones.

A small-town sheriff (Bo Svenson) accuses his jail's overnight occupant, McCall and Hunter's prisoner, of assault.

Rick and Dee Dee use a woman to lure a man suspected of killing his crime-boss father.

Rick and Dee Dee's only clues to solving a murder are missing homing pigeons and a dead man's niece (Marissa Mendenhall).

Rick is arrested for the murder of a drug dealer he was pursuing for selling to high-school students.

Rick and Dee Dee McCall race against time and try to stop a bounty hunter before he captures a bank robber.

Rick and Dee Dee use a woman to lure a man suspected of killing his crime-boss father.