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Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Carol is an old lady feeding birds in the park; Tim is a wacky pharmacist; Carol and Vicki are office buddies on a cruise.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Painful memories resurface when Penhall goes undercover to trap a high-school bully. Guest star: Dom DeLuise.

Grampa is upset when he finds Hassie learning to dance to rock and roll music and using makeup in order to attract Tommy's attention; when Kate convinces Grampa his ideas are old-fashioned, he and Luke decide to assist Hassie in her conquest.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Pruitt infects Sharkey and most of the recruit company with Russian flu and Sharkey is overwhelmed by home-spun remedies.

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Much to both of their chagrins, Captain Buckner is forced to make Sharkey his personal aide.

Sharkey reveals that he has a fear of flying and is terrified at an upcoming flight he is required to take because of Navy business.

Longley must help a parolee and his daughter battle a family of outlaws who are trying to drive him off his ranch; they receive help from a pair of unlikely allies.

After the surrender at Appomattox, Longley and two of his junior officers agree to a reunion; five years later, the trio rendezvous and the sheriff suspects one of them of stealing an army-payroll.

Longley chases after Clay Thompson, a ruthless bounty hunter who is pursuit of a man falsely accused of bank robbery; Thompson doesn't believe The Texan when he explains the wanted posters are being retracted and continues his pursuit.

When an outlaw gang robs the bank, Bill joins a posse to track them down; when the outlaws cross into Mexico, the sheriff and his men return home, but Bill crosses the border to avenge the deaths of a mother and daughter.

An actor/cardsharp who cleaned out two men in poker is set up as the fall guy for an ambush on Bill; the payroll he was delivering is stolen.

Though reluctant at first, Bill accepts the job to become his old friend Sheriff Ben Tildy's deputy; several deputies before him had been killed by two ruthless men taking over the town, and the residents blame Tildy for their deaths.

Bill stops a trail boss from harassing a saloon girl; the humiliated trail boss then uses an eager young man to join his group and get revenge on Bill.

Bill tries to help a young woman being pursued by two men; the men tell Bill that she's a thief, and they are bringing her back to the gunfighter she is fleeing from; unfortunately, her experience with the man has made her bitter towards all men.

Bill stops at an inn, where he meets an old lawman friend holding two convicted killers; the lawman is wounded, and Bill must take responsibility of the prisoners.

The local bank is robbed while Bill is participating in a shooting contest; a photographer friend of Bill's is killed, but he happened to catch a picture of the robbers just before they shot him.

Working with a posse, Bill captures a bank robber and the stolen money; the rest of the posse want to split the loot, but Bill refuses, so the posse decides to kill him; luckily, a band of Comancheros interrupts their plans.

Bill is ambushed, and his horse is stolen; he's forced to travel by stagecoach, one he shares with wanted outlaw Pony Sloan; after stopping at a way station, a man there tells Bill the other side to Sloan's story.

The town of Calico kills one of the Kiley brothers then makes a display of his burial on main street; Bill goes there to warn them that the Kiley gang is planning revenge.

Bill is working with a telegraph company installing lines, when an outlaw gang in the area intervenes and tries to get the crew to leave.

Bill is hired to drive a cattle herd to Abilene, but he must contend with two big problems: a hostile trail hand and a rival drive whose leader will stop at nothing to ensure that his herd gets to Abilene first.

After failing in an attempt to ambush Bill, Bishop pays a band of Native Americans to attack the Akins herd, hoping to scatter the cattle and prevent them from reaching Abilene first.

Still leading the cattle drive, Bill takes his herd across a powerful rancher's land; he finds a woman who claims she is fleeing from a rancher's advances, but he learns that she isn't telling the whole truth.

A former lawman who lost his nerve after a shooting incident is being harassed by brothers of a man he once killed; the ex-lawman's daughter refuses to let him fight back.

Bill travels to Ciudad Juárez to accept a job from a cattleman, only to find out he's actually been hired to become a scapegoat in a counterfeiting scheme.

A rancher warns Bill and the railroad workers not to put track down through the land his cattle graze on, even though it is government land; he shoots one of the workers, which sends the rest of the workers into a lynching mood.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

Suspended Hanson goes after an old friend (Angelo Tiffe) who wrote a revealing article about the squad.

While fishing in Canada, Templar meets a German scientist who wants to return to his communist nation to see his family.

A jealous lover may be responsible for the threatening notes sent to a chivalrous English aristocrat.

An old friend of Templar's becomes a blackmail victim when he decides to hit the social scene while his wife is away.

Sharkey moves off-base into an apartment in order to spice up his social life. His plan backfires when the recruits all show up just before a last chance date with Natalie yelling loud enough about problems that Sharkey gets tossed by his landlord.

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Sharkey must come to the rescue when his recruits are swindled by a sleazy car salesman into buying a lemon.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

A colorful shirt and a unique machine gun lead Hunter and McCall to a hired killer stalking double-dealing drug pushers.

Hunter and McCall try to outguess an ex-convict who is stalking jurors who found him guilty of murder.

Hunter and McCall track down a man they believe to be a small-time killer but who is actually a highly skilled international assassin.

A TV reporter's persistence complicates the search for a murderous arsonist.

A sniper killing blondes leads Hunter and McCall to a trail of similar murders stretching back 18 years.

Hunter fears for McCall's life when a pornographic filmmaker, suspected of two murders, lures her to his beach house.

After murder interrupts their Chinatown dinner, Rick and Dee Dee suspect a neighborhood war.

Hunter and McCall travel to a resort to find evidence in the murder of a blackmailer; guests Don Stroud, Stuart Whitman.

The detectives suspect a greedy heir is behind the attempted murder of a rich, elderly man and the successful murder of his wife.

An attacker wielding an acid-filled gun stalks stars of a TV show employing Rick and Dee Dee as technical advisers; guest Jan Murray.

Dee Dee falls victim to a foreign attaché who has already raped and killed a woman under the shield of diplomatic immunity; Hunter is determined to find him.

McCall's attacker flees to his native country and the protection of his powerful father.

A thief who killed his accomplices suspects McCall and Hunter stole $6 million from his impounded getaway car.

Hunter and McCall work through the maze of double-crosses surrounding the fatal plunge of a government witness.

Dee Dee falls victim to a foreign attaché who has already raped and killed a woman under the shield of diplomatic immunity; Hunter is determined to find him.

McCall's attacker flees to his native country and the protection of his powerful father.

A thief who killed his accomplices suspects McCall and Hunter stole $6 million from his impounded getaway car.

Hunter and McCall work through the maze of double-crosses surrounding the fatal plunge of a government witness.

Capt. Fuller's former Army buddy enlists Hanson and Penhall to help track down a deserter.

Little Luke practices the trumpet.

Bible teaching from Dr. William R. Crews.

Linc stops a woman from committing suicide, and finds romance.

Tod and Linc encounter a boxer named Tank who likes to drink.

An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese.

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Chief Robinson suspects that Sharkey is a real ladies' man when he accidentally sees a Dear Jane letter in the typewriter.

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

A serial killer who combs the personal columns for victims takes Sandy's bait.

A producer hires Reno and Bobby to find his kickboxing heroine, who may be hooked on drugs.

Bumbling criminals kidnap centerfold models from the set of a photo shoot.

A series of local murders and other strange occurrences are believed by the locals to have been caused by a vampire.

Bobby is nominated for an award and must prepare an acceptance speech; this highlight reel episode takes a look back at Bobby's best scenes.

Reno and a fellow bounty hunter are mistakenly jailed by a crooked police department that uses inmates for staged battles to the death.

Reno, Sandy and Bobby face dilemmas when they plan a stakeout in an attempt to capture an escaped felon.

After Donnie Dixon finds out the truth about his mother's death, he and Reno attempt to set a trap for Dutch.

Police Detective Reno Raines is framed for murder and turns bounty hunter to find the people responsible.

Reno comes to the aid of a town bully, only to have the man return the favor by alerting authorities to Reno's whereabouts.

A contract killer seeking revenge on a judge may provide Reno with clues to the identity of the people who set him up for murder.

Reno is sent to capture Enrique Vilias, the reputed "Butcher of San Remas," who escaped from El Salvador with a $100,000 bounty on his head.

A mother seeking revenge for her son's death puts her life in jeopardy until Reno shows up to help her apprehend the killer.

Reno discovers that a racketeer he is tracking is also wanted by a crime boss for stealing his girlfriend.

A contract killer seeking revenge on a judge may provide Reno with clues to the identity of the people who set him up for murder.

Reno is sent to capture Enrique Vilias, the reputed "Butcher of San Remas," who escaped from El Salvador with a $100,000 bounty on his head.

A mother seeking revenge for her son's death puts her life in jeopardy until Reno shows up to help her apprehend the killer.

Reno discovers that a racketeer he is tracking is also wanted by a crime boss for stealing his girlfriend.

Posing as a high-school drug dealer, Booker must deal with the murder of a cohort suspected of being a narcotics officer.

Templar hopes to reform a lovely, larcenous countess (Dawn Addams) when they become partners to avenge a murder; guest Julian Glover.

Magician Pat (Pat Buttram) and the man's spunky niece help Gene (Gene Autry) find out why an elderly rancher was murdered.

Gene goes to Blazeaway as an undercover agent to clear a tribe in a series of tomahawk murders.

Gene must apprehend a group of outlaws harassing Pat as he tries to operate a dry-goods store.

Gene solves the mystery behind a number of knife murders, including that of Pat's employer.

Pat gets himself a mail-order sweetheart who is more than he can handle.

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A TV newsman (William Windom) plans a terrorist takeover of a nuclear plant to get publicity for a political career.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Featuring clown Emmett Kelly; a musical performance from The Jackson 5; Carol in a dual role for the movie spoof, A Swiped Life.

The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

Carol is an old lady feeding birds in the park; Tim is a wacky pharmacist; Carol and Vicki are office buddies on a cruise.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A councilman (Michael Laskin), whose son (Ricky Paull Goldin) is about to be arrested for dealing drugs, suspends Capt. Fuller (Steven Williams). With Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson.

Kate makes Luke take dancing lessons.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

Recruit Kowalski experiences repeated bouts of sleepwalking, which Sharkey desperately tries to find a cure for, or the young man may face a medical discharge.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

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Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Peter Falk; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Henny Youngman and Marcel Marceau.

Peter Lawford; Paul Winchell; J.J. Barry; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Nancy Sinatra; Richard Nixon.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Davy Jones; J.J. Barry; cameo appearances by Greer Garson, Robert Wagner and Nipsey Russell.

Connie Stevens; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearances by Peter Falk, Lena Horne, Rock Hudson and Bob Newhart.

Appearances by Robert Wagner, James Garner and Tony Curtis.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Sellers; Debbie Reynolds; cameo appearances by Johnny Carson and Flip Wilson.

"Night of the Blood Beast" (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.