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Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.

Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.

A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to see Fran's (Fran Drescher) concealed tattoo, while her mother (Renee Taylor) suggests that Dr. Roberts (John Astin) remove it.

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

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Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Apparently opposites do attract. Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

Apparently opposites do attract. Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

Steve Hightower, a former 1970s R&B singer who once opened for acts such as Gladys Knight and the Pips, can't seem to find ideal employment. After some failed jobs as a musician, he decides to take a job as a high-school music teacher. Accustomed to celebrity life, he learns to deal with the realities of working a nine-to-five job and his class of troublemaking, but well-intentioned, kids.

Steve Hightower, a former 1970s R&B singer who once opened for acts such as Gladys Knight and the Pips, can't seem to find ideal employment. After some failed jobs as a musician, he decides to take a job as a high-school music teacher. Accustomed to celebrity life, he learns to deal with the realities of working a nine-to-five job and his class of troublemaking, but well-intentioned, kids.

Frasier accidentally destroys Martin's most cherished object; Niles tries to teach Roz and Daphne how to play the piano.

Frasier savors his 2,000th radio broadcast, until he learns he's missing one tape from all his programs.

Frasier and Niles vie for control of a teenager whose girlfriend is related to a reclusive wine-collector.

Frasier gets a surprise when he confronts his agent about a young psychiatrist whose show is out-rating his own.

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.

Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.

Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.

Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.

Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.

Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

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Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel.

Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club.

Regina agrees to a date with Steve's friend (Jonathan Slocum) if Steve will return the favor to one of hers.

Steve tries to help Regina overcome painful prom memories; Bullethead wins a date with a celebrity (Teena Marie) in a radio contest.

Frasier intervenes when his father is belittled by his supervisor while working nights as a security guard.

Niles and Daphne move in together, but their domestic bliss is ruined by a visit from her mother (Millicent Martin) and brother (Anthony LaPaglia).

Frasier gives Daphne's brother the boot from the Crane household, and then takes on a vengeful neighbor.

Frasier appears on a teen-oriented radio show and is interrogated by the brainy panelists; Niles tries to show his love for Daphne in a more spontaneous way.

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes sky diving.

Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.

On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first "girlie" bar.

Marcy's ex-husband Steve (David Garrison) returns to her -- on the run from the law.

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes, prompting her to take up cigarette smoking to spite him.

Doug encourages Carrie to make new friends but then he feels left out when she starts spending a lot of time with their new neighbor.

After Doug convinces Carrie he doesn't goof around at work, horseplay gets him into a painful and embarrassing predicament.

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

Bob's past and present collide when his ex-wife is admitted to Abishola's hospital; Christina recruits Kofo for a project to rename the sock colors.

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

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Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets.

After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention.

Cedric and Lovita (Cedric "the Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) conspire to bring the romantically impaired Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) together.

The kids boycott the student-faculty talent show after the childish adults become a tad too competitive.

Niles prepares the perfect night to propose to Daphne, including hiring chef Wolfgang Puck to prepare a romantic dinner.

Frasier is leery when his scheming and scamming ex-brother-in-law rolls into town in a wheelchair claiming he's reformed and found God.

Frasier's family sets up the lonely doctor with blind dates, including an insecure artist (Allison Janney) and a sexy party girl (Bridgette Wilson-Sampras).

Frasier prepares his son (Trevor Einhorn) for the National Spelling Bee finals.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

Having moved his family back to his hometown of Briarton, Ga., Jeff is upset when his wife, Karen, seems unimpressed with everything.

When Big Jim's girlfriend kicks him out, he quickly finds another, leaving Jeff baffled as to what attracts women to his dad.

Karen invites Bill's ex-wife to dinner, and Jeff gets too much information about his best friend's failed marriage.

Florus is dismayed to find out that real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

Fran's one day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiance lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Abishola must draw the line when Bob's ex-wife tries to maneuver her way back into Bob's life; Goodwin is concerned when Christina sets her romantic sights on Kofo.

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

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At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Controversy and misunderstanding split a neighborhood when a halfway house for mental patients opens.

A disabled Vietnam War hero takes drastic steps to get money for dental work; with Anne Curry and Daniel Ziskie.

A prominent photographer hatches a scheme to cover up his wife's murder with a phony kidnapping plot.

A military-academy commandant murders to protect his career and prevent his school's conversion to a coed junior college.

Columbo's Mexico cruise is disrupted when an automobile executive kills his blackmailing lover, the ship's singer, then frames a musician.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

A beautiful PR executive (Virginia Madsen) toys with Frasier on Valentine's Day; Martin takes Daphne to dinner.

Martin must pretend that he is gay for the sake of Frasier's potential new romance. Guest stars: Marg Helgenberger and Mary Louise Wilson.

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say "I love you.".

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.

The disheveled detective sets out to solve an unusual double murder in which two men have apparently killed each other.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".

After an argument, Herman draws a line down the center of the house and orders Grandpa to stay on his side.

While obeying a "don't walk" sign, Herman gets hit by a car.

Eddie's school essay about his family prompts a visit from the principal.

Murdoch suspects malfeasance and murder in the apparent drowning of a military recruit.

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At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

A TV anchorman's cocaine addiction prompts his concerned son to turn him in to the police.

Parents of a comatose boy try to comfort their daughter, who feels responsible for it.

Dylan Dreyer discovers how European animals like wolves, bears, birds and even porcupines meet the challenges of modern survival.

The team heads to New Orleans to visit a program mentoring kids through the gift of music; they join Torch as she visits her alma mater to mentor the girls' basketball team; a young fan gets the opportunity to ask a Globetrotter whatever she wishes.

Sheinelle Jones discovers how some adorable creatures wake up, rise and shine each morning in their wild habitats.

Sheinelle Jones searches the land and sea for a look at some of the Earth's most mesmerizing mammals.

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A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Reece Gardenr conducts interviews about Eastern North Carolina, its citizens, events, and politics.

Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stock broker's murder.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

The Munsters are invited to a masquerade dance party to meet the family of Marilyn's beau.

Lily and Herman find themselves the unwelcome targets of amorous advances made by their nosy neighbors; Grandpa's love potion affects the wrong people.

Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.

After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist; Bob tries online dating.

Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder.

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Jonathan and Mark play matchmaker for two young people, a reckless young man and an unmarried, pregnant teenager; they learn a lesson about love and responsibility.

Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them.

A love letter gets passed from one wrong person to another, confusing friendships and fantasies.

The gang is interviewed for a TV documentary about Steve's career path from R&B performer to vice principal.

When Bullethead catches Steve and Regina in a compromising position, students start gossiping about their once-secret affair.

When Frasier and Niles discover a skull at their childhood home, they try to deduce what they imagine to be a murder.

When Frasier renews his feud with an upstairs neighbor (Brian Stokes Mitchell), Martin begins dating the neighbor's mother in a ploy to diffuse their rivalry.

While in Boston on business, Frasier reunites with Carla (Rhea Perlman), Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from Cheers.

Angry listeners respond when Frasier's syndicated show forces a local radio legend (Bill Hayes) off the air; Daphne helps Martin with a furniture project. Joe Flaherty also guest stars.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar.

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.