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Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

Herman is mistaken for a monster when he takes a walk in the local park.

Hysterical gas company workers inform their boss of the Munsters' existence.

Herman embarks on a crash diet after he is invited to an Army reunion and discovers he can't squeeze into his uniform.

Watts tells Murdoch of a vagrant's death at a rail camp; now working as a PI, Watts had been hired to infiltrate the community to find the victim, who had come into an inheritance; when another man is killed, Murdoch suspects a sequential killer.

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An aging rancher feels helpless to prevent the killing of wild horses.

Posing as police drug-counselors, Jonathan and Mark meet with faculty resistance where a student died of an overdose.

Dylan Dreyer discovers astonishing seacoast animals -- from Australia's famous marsupials to dolphins on the hunt.

Jet and Wham visit a rescue in Los Angeles that specializes in saving and finding homes for pugs; Coach Lou brings the team to Hill Air Force Base to add some Globetrotter magic to the Welcome Home Celebration for troops returning from deployment.

Sheinelle Jones explores the remarkable ways wild animals parent their young and introduces adorable babies from arctic foxes to majestic frigatebirds.

Sheinelle Jones is in search of something unexpected as she discovers the oddly amazing talents of the planet's most curious creatures.

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The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world famous sex therapist.

Reece Gardenr conducts interviews about Eastern North Carolina, its citizens, events, and politics.

An attorney murders her husband, fakes his kidnapping and keeps the ransom.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

Eddie's science project, a robot, malfunctions.

Herman attempts to earn money for Eddie's college education by moonlighting as a pro wrestler.

After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price.

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency.

Murdoch investigates the bludgeoning murder of a respected art dealer who had an illicit cache of erotic drawings; Ogden examines a woman who has been clearly abused by her husband and tries to save her from a brutal and politically powerful spouse.

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Santa Claus goes on trial for protesting a department store's promotion of toy weapons during Christmas.

Malcolm and Eddie switch places after betting each other that one could run the other's business better.

Malcolm is the only one not bitten by the love bug after eating Simone's ( Michelle Hurd) chocolate cookies.

Steve gets stuck planning all the "girlie" details for Lovita's baby shower.

Regina hires and beautifies a new assistant (Cee Cee Michaela), then fears Steve may be trying to woo her.

Frasier volunteers to participate in the radio station's bike-a-thon, but he must first learn how to ride a bicycle.

Frasier counsels the station manager on his divorce; Niles and Daphne study with a yogi (Alan Cumming).

Frasier and Niles' search for quality caviar at an affordable price leads them to a questionable Russian supplier in a back alley.

Frasier helps Habitat for Humanity build a house and gives unwanted decorating tips to the new homeowners.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepcion (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy..

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

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A country doctor's (Roscoe Lee Browne) dedication to his community's medical needs nearly ruins him physically and financially. With Renee Jones.

Eddie takes over the wheel for his ailing friend -- a NASCAR driver -- and Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie.

Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.

When Regina accepts a job in California, Steve must decide whether or not to move with his loved one.

Steve looks forward to Romeo, Bullethead and Lydia graduating; Regina and Steve compete to secure a celebrity speaker for the commencement ceremony.

When a pathetic street singer (Elvis Costello) invades the Cafe Nervosa, Frasier and Niles are forced to find another coffeehouse.

While visiting his old friend Dr. Phil McGraw, Frasier encounters the agent (Harriet Sansom Harris) he fired and has second thoughts.

Martin questions his link with his sons when an out-of-town guest (David Ogden Stiers) arrives; Daphne and Niles plan for the future.

Julia (Felicity Huffman) and Frasier hide in a closet during an unlawful escapade; Niles and Martin go to the gun range; Roz interviews for a job at another station.

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.".

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

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Jonathan must deal with the anger and frustration of losing his supernatural powers after he rejects an assignment from God; Jonathan falls for a beautiful woman who helps him cope.

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.

Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher.

When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m.

Roz reconsiders her plans to leave KACL for a new job due to growing concern over Frasier's budding relationship with Julia (Felicity Huffman); Daphne and Niles decide to start a family once they send her mother (Millicent Martin) packing.

Even though the station has hired her replacement, Roz is not ready to turn in her headphones; Martin gives Niles and Daphne tips on starting a family.

Daphne and Niles plan a dinner party to make an important announcement, but Julia upstages them.

Seattle's opera conductor (Patrick Stewart) believes Frasier is gay and starts wooing him with lavish gifts and invitations to high-society parties.

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.

Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Doug's Halloween decorations put Arthur in the hospital; Deacon doesn't like Kirby's choice of a Halloween costume.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

Doug and his friends become victims of reality TV when Doug sets up a camera in the basement to keep an eye on Arthur.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.