2026-03-27 00:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 00:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 01:00 The King of Queens Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her. 01:30 The King of Queens Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune. 02:00 The King of Queens Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star. 02:30 The King of Queens Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it. 03:00 George Lopez An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 03:30 George Lopez Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 04:00 George Lopez A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 04:30 George Lopez Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 05:00 Roseanne Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home. 05:30 Roseanne Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play. 06:00 Roseanne The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting. 06:30 Roseanne Dan and Roseanne are awaiting the results of the pregnancy; Dan tries to soothe and comfort Roseanne, but she feels misunderstood and thinks Dan would prefer she didn't have the baby. 07:00 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell. 07:30 The Nanny Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy. 08:00 The Nanny Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a mid-life crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers. 08:30 The Nanny Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself). 09:00 Bob Hearts Abishola When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele. 09:30 Bob Hearts Abishola With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. 10:00 Under Eye Bags? SOLUTION! Plexaderm helps reduce Under Eye Bags, Dark Circles, and Wrinkles in just 10 minutes! 11:00 Highway to Heaven Jonathan and Mark attempt to help a misguided angel who has been trying to earn his wings for 200 years. 12:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 12:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 13:00 Malcolm & Eddie Malcolm and Eddie find themselves stranded in a deserted town by a hurricane on Thanksgiving. 13:30 Malcolm & Eddie When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins. 14:00 The Steve Harvey Show Steve and Regina (Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson) take a romantic cruise, but everything seems to go wrong; Lydia (guest star Lori Beth Denberg) housesits. 14:30 The Steve Harvey Show Steve (Steve Harvey) faces a judge (guest star Arnetia Walker) when Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) takes him to court after he sells her a broken TV set. 15:00 Frasier Frasier and Niles have a courtroom face-off over the question of a wealthy eccentric's sanity. 15:30 Frasier Frasier becomes attracted to a traffic officer (Jane Kaczmarek) after she pulls him and Roz over for speeding. 16:00 Frasier In order to get a syndication deal, Frasier has to help his agent, Bebe, quit smoking. 16:30 Frasier Frasier has difficulty telling Roz that the man she adores (Michael Mitz) is in therapy for womanizing. 17:00 Roseanne Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 17:30 Roseanne Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work. 18:00 Roseanne After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy. 18:30 Roseanne Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 19:00 George Lopez Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 19:30 George Lopez Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 20:00 George Lopez George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 20:30 George Lopez Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 21:00 Married ... With Children When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue. 21:30 Married ... With Children Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner. 22:00 Married ... With Children Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day. 22:30 Married ... With Children Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club. 23:00 Married ... With Children Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales. 23:30 Married ... With Children Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.
2026-03-28 00:00 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 00:30 Downeast Wilmington Talk Show 01:00 The King of Queens Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening. 01:30 The King of Queens Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entree that he ordered at the reception. 02:00 The King of Queens A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life. 02:30 The King of Queens Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party. 03:00 George Lopez Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 03:30 George Lopez George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 04:00 George Lopez George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 04:30 George Lopez When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 05:00 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher. 05:30 The Jeff Foxworthy Show Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) faces upheaval when Karen's soon-to-be-divorced sister arrives unexpectedly.