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Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open.

Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life.

Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars.

Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season.

Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart).

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Eddie creates a diversion, allowing Malcolm to fulfill a childhood dream and call a professional baseball game.

When cousin Dexter's wife Leslie goes into labor while visiting Malcolm and Eddie, the guys help deliver the baby.

Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) walks out on her mother but doesn't find a big welcome from Cedric, Steve and Regina (Cedric "The Entertainer," Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson).

A snowstorm forces Steve and Lovita (Steve Harvey, Terri J. Vaughn) to spend time together; Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) getaway is canceled.

Frasier's new butler (Victor Garber) is the cat's meow and offers to help Frasier plan a party to impress snobs.

Frasier begins to suspect his attractive new attorney (Teri Polo) is unfairly running up his bill. Also guest starring Saul Rubinek.

Frasier tries to keep Roz from discovering he is chummy with her ex-boyfriend (Gary Cole).

Frasier experiences a midlife crisis when broadcasters announce he will receive a lifetime-achievement award.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a burden to her dating friends when her therapist (Spalding Gray) convinces her to stop dating.

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

A judge finds it difficult to control Fran when she hears the testimony of a housekeeper against her employer.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Jonathan and Mark pose as recreation directors to help an angel on a difficult assignment in a retirement community.

An accident damages the Fifty/Fifty Club, forcing Malcolm and Eddie to find help from an outside investor.

When Malcolm is entrusted with the urn containing his uncle's ashes, Eddie accidently uses the urn as a vase.

Steve's (Steve Harvey) shy niece, Allison (guest star Megalyn Echikunwoke), is transformed by a make-over while visiting her uncle.

Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) feisty great-aunt (guest star Aloma Wright) comes to visit; Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gives Romeo (Merlin Santana) the hall monitor job. With Steve Harvey, Lori Beth Denberg and William Lee Scott.

Three generations of Cranes clash in the great outdoors when Frasier's 13-year-old son (Trevor Einhorn) visits.

Frasier and Niles try to boost their masculinity by taking an automobile repair class.

Niles and Frasier attempt to restore luster to the tarnished career of a favorite Shakespearean actor.

Frasier exists in two Valentine's Day universes, one with a beautiful waitress (Charlotte Ross) and the other alone.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters; Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's secret, she's having an affair.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.

After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.

Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.

Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.

Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.

Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.

The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.

Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

Florus is dismayed to find out that real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food.

Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Fran accuses Maxwell of not spending enough time with his children when they get head lice, but he is spared.

A woman (Telma Hopkins) believes that she, not Sylvia (Renee Taylor), is Fran's (Fran Drescher) mother due to a hospital mix-up.

The tabloids print a fictitious story about Maxwell cheating on his late wife during their honeymoon.

Fran (Fran Drescher) re-evaluates her life when her high-school rival lands a starring role in Sheffield's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Jonathan and Mark help a dying tycoon to reconnect with his only son; they decide it their mission to help the family reconcile their differences before it is too late.

A U.S. senator opposes Jonathan and Mark's efforts to pass legislation that could save a little girl's life.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

A motivational researcher blackmails to further his career, kills a man, then frames the victim's wife.

An enraged publisher hires a gunman to kill an author who intends to sign a contract with a competitor.

A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

After killing his mother-in-law, an electronics magnate's alibi is a video security system.

A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).

In Mexico, falls for a stunning model (Sela Ward), who insists he keep their romance a secret.

As their father's birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles try to top the other's present; Sherry plans a party.

At a library benefit Halloween costume party, Niles arrives at conclusions about Frasier and Daphne.

As her pregnancy progresses, Roz informs the father; Daphne gets baby-sitting help from Martin and Niles.

Frasier gets apologies from Niles when it appears they may be late for Frasier's 1,000th radio show party.

Martin and depressed Niles join Frasier and Roz on a cruise ship.

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

Herman competes in a bronco-busting contest.

Herman is in a jam when he inadvertently takes pictures of a bank robbery.

Murdoch investigates the brutal on-camera murder of an actress during the filming of a movie about the clown killer.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

Jonathan and Mark help a cynical newspaper columnist find the Christmas spirit when he can't come up with a story on Christmas Eve.

Dylan Dreyer explores some of the most ancient species on Earth: scaly, colorful, fascinating reptiles.

The team visits an Atlanta organization that has cultivated very special Paralympian athletes and teams up with gymnast Nia Dennis to inspire a diverse group of Pasadena gymnasts; Kevin DeBruin reveals the science behind one of Torch's trick shots.

Sheinelle Jones takes a springtime trip to meet brand-new baby animals and their doting parents.

Sheinelle Jones travels around one of Earth's most remarkable wilds to see the creature kids of the African savanna.

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Lt. Columbo keeps a close watch on a physical-fitness fanatic suspected of murdering his business partner.

Reece Gardenr conducts interviews about Eastern North Carolina, its citizens, events, and politics.

The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.

Herman appoints himself Eddie's track coach.

Lily and Herman take part-time jobs to buy each other anniversary presents.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Honeymooning in England, Crabtree and Effie find a dead hotel guest while Murdoch investigates an apparent suicide.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

A small-time crook finds a briefcase containing $1 million and then needs help fending off the two hoods who "lost" the money.

Two seemingly incompatible strangers become roommates in Kansas City.

When Malcolm fails to get a refund on Eddie's ugly couch, the boys try to disprove the store's no-stain guarantee.

Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) helps Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer) plan a bachelor party; Bullethead (William Lee Scott) falls for his Internet pen pal. Guest Star: Nikki Cox.

Unnatural events in Steve's (Steve Harvey) apartment may keep him from the Funk Cafe's grand opening. Guest star: Robin Yvette Allen.

Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan).

Niles sinks a half-court shot for a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game, reigniting the sibling rivalry.

Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but things sour when she asks John Glenn to replace him.

Frasier and Niles try to convince their father's wealthy new gal to support their former prep school.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.

Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).

After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation; Arthur and Spence join Doug and Carrie on vacation.

Carrie gets jealous of a co-worker who received flowers and accuses Doug of losing his sense of romance.

An embarrassed Doug discovers that Carrie buys his clothes at big and tall shops, so he vows to lose 30 pounds.

Doug gives a cheesy card to his boss, whom he hardly knows, and gets chosen to roast him at a celebratory dinner.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Fran decides her destiny is to write music as she tries to get a famous rock star to record one of her songs.

Fran's one day on the job as a nanny for a wealthy man's son results in the child prodigy giving up the piano.

The widow (guest star Pamela Lee) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) former fiance lands a part in Fran's favorite soap opera. Peter Bergman, Shemar Moore, Melody Thomas Scott and Hunter Tylo also guest star.

Fran (Fran Drescher) realizes just how much she misses her mother when Sylvia (Renee Taylor) buys a condo in Boca Raton, Fla. Guest stars: Miss Universe Alicia Machado and Miss USA Brook Lee.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

When Tow Tom tries to run Eddie's Tow into the ground, Malcolm decides to blackmail Tom with a radio ad.

The breakdown of Eddie's tow truck forces him to work a host of odd jobs that drive Malcolm crazy.

Steve (Steve Harvey) declines running for the Teacher of the Year award so Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") can win.

Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") test lie-detector bracelets with not-so-good results.

Frasier blows his cork when Niles convinces members of the wine club not to partake in his radio show.

A slimmed-down Daphne returns from the spa and blames Niles for her initial weight gain.

Frasier catches his professional mentor (Rene Auberjonois) in a compromising position; Niles agrees to meet with Daphne's psychic evaluator (Fisher Stevens).

Frasier escorts Lana (Jean Smart) to a surprise birthday party while trying to woo her friend (Patricia Clarkson).

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

Carrie and Kelly plan a get-together for Doug, Deacon and Arthur to keep them from going crazy during the strike.

Carrie starts taking college classes and Doug's sister Stephanie, who just returned to town, helps him adjust.

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.