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Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.

Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door.

Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight.

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.

Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family.

Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair.

A crucial moment for Becky's surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other's lives; an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie's application to adopt a puppy; Roseanne devises a plan to change their mind.

David unexpectedly shows up for Harris' birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship; Bev temporarily moves into the Conner home.

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session.

When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss.

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

After Tayo forbids Dele from dancing, Abishola enlists Bob's help in talking to Dele about his feelings.

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At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Jonathan arranges for a former beauty, who was scarred in a fire, to volunteer at a camp for the blind.

Eddie coaches Malcolm's basketball team in an effort to impress Nicolette by beating her boyfriend's team.

The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) books Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") as performers at a charity event held in a mental hospital.

Steve (Steve Harvey) attempts to win Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) back when he hears she is planning to elope.

When Frasier overhears his dad's new girlfriend make a date with another man, Martin accuses him of eavesdropping; Niles and Daphne attempt to book the premier nursery-artist in Seattle.

Niles is shocked when Maris, his ex-wife, re-enters his life; patients exasperate Frasier when he returns to private practice.

Niles is fingered as an accomplice when his ex-wife is arrested for the murder of her Latin lover.

Lilith's (Bebe Neuwirth) friend sets her up on a blind date with Frasier; Niles and Daphne urge Martin to get rid of his gun.

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.

Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home; Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother; Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.

The Conners go to extremes to connect Mary with her mom; Dan loses an important job; D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.

After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee; when Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, Becky and Darlene compete for the job.

Dan is forced to a make an important work decision when Roseanne's knee gets worse; Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.

After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

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At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Thinking Jonathan has turned into a dog, Mark embarks alone to unite a young runaway with his family.

Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.

Malcolm ends up in the hospital after a fight with Eddie over switching bedrooms.

Steve (Steve Harvey) consoles Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) when she returns from her honeymoon without the groom.

Steve (Steve Harvey) comforts a grieving Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson); Cedric's Grandma Puddin' (Cedric "The Entertainer") turns a beloved pet into soul food.

The media frenzy surrounding Maris' murder trial gives Niles celebrity, making Frasier increasingly jealous.

Niles sets out to prove to his father that he has a wild side; Frasier finds his son's appearance startling; Eddie stars in a promotion for Seattle; Roz dates a store Santa.

Station staffers vie to lose the most weight for charity; Eddie observes a pigeon; Daphne keeps injuring Niles in her sleep.

Fearing a lawsuit, Frasier takes in Ann (Julia Sweeney); Niles attempts to stop an embarrassing portrait of himself from being published.

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out.".

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

Jonathan Smith is an angel on a mission from God; accompanied by ex-cop Mark Gordon, whose troubled life Jonathan once helped turn around, the two travel the country guiding the lost and suffering back toward the highway to heaven.

Friends try to reconcile the feuding Malcolm and Eddie by getting them to take a look at their shared past.

Malcolm's sister Maura (JoNell Kennedy) comes to stay when she gets fired and dumped in the same week.

Steve makes scandalous deathbed confessions to Cedric and Regina when he thinks he is having a heart attack.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) converts the members of Steve's (Steve Harvey) new girl band to feminism and they refuse to perform.

When Ronee finds out that Martin mistakenly invited Frasier along on their weekend getaway, she invites Niles and Daphne as well.

Roz learns of Frasier's marriage to child entertainer Nanny G (Laurie Metcalf) and begs him for tickets; Frasier must resist the physical attraction between him and his ex-wife.

Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. Wendie Malick and Stephanie Faracy guest star.

Frasier and Niles' attempt to conceal a crime lands them in the middle of an elderly neighbor's surprise party.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy.

A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris.

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

A terminally ill boy takes in another boy who's continually in trouble with the law in an effort to help both his mother and the troubled boy.

Eddie's pal, a former NASCAR driver, is crazier than he thinks.

Nicolette asks Malcolm and Eddie to help her boyfriend, Stanley (John Salley), pop the question.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) turns green-eyed with jealousy when Steve (Steve Harvey) cancels plans with her to go on a date.

Everyone engages in an elaborate cover-up to help Steve ditch school and golf in a celebrity tournament.

Frasier hires a matchmaker (Laura Linney) to resuscitate his love life, then demands a refund after a string of bad dates.

Frasier develops a crush on his matchmaker (Laura Linney) but is dismayed to learn she has a ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart).

Frasier's plan to woo Charlotte (Laura Linney) away from her ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart) backfires. Wendie Malick also guest stars.

Frasier and Charlotte (Laura Linney) get stranded in the middle of nowhere and must take shelter at an eccentric family's home.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.".

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

At Oak Street Health, our doctors take the time to get to know you and your needs. We can help you get the most out of your Medicare coverage, set up mail-order prescriptions, and coordinate healthcare & social services. VISITOAKSTREETHEALTH.COM.

A high-school student almost gives up on life after losing both legs in a motorcycle accident; Jonathan and Mark help an embittered, paralyzed athlete.

A high-school student who lost his legs in an accident regains his will to live. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.

Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stock broker's murder.