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When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma; the situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives.

Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about?; there is a flurry of activity to figure out the who and the why.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.

Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring.

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Promoter Bobbie Fleckman (Fran Drescher in her "Spinal Tap" role) shoots a rock video at the Sheffield mansion.

Fran (Fran Drescher) must find a way to raise $20,000 after she allows a dognapper to snatch C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) pooch.

Niles (Daniel Davis) quits in a huff when he learns that Fran (Fran Drescher) makes more money than he does. Guest stars: Dr. Joyce Brothers, Lainie Kazan.

Fran (Fran Drescher) plays up a meeting with Chevy Chase (guest starring as himself) to make Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jealous.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

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Mark and Jonathan become the target of con artists after Mark wins five million dollars.

When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.

After Eddie's adversary makes him a job offer, Nicolette writes a story about rival nightclub owners in the 1920s.

Steve (Steve Harvey) hurts Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) feelings when he has a fling with an old flame. Guest star Brian McKnight plays himself.

Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) asks Steve (Steve Harvey) to back up her church choir on piano.

Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman.

Mark (Mark Curry) wants Vanessa (Holly Robinson) to act as his wife to make a good impression on her new boss.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings; David finds that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy.

Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.

Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Herb and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith; Alan and Charlie take action to try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter; Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

The orphan whom Fran and Val adopted for a grade-school project looks them up while visiting the United States.

Fran fulfills her dream of being a weather forecaster when her grandmother's fiancé turns out to be Bryant Gumbel's uncle.

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

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A small-time crook finds a briefcase containing $1 million and then needs help fending off the two hoods who "lost" the money.

Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

A psychiatrist (George Hamilton) romances a wealthy patient (Lesley Ann Warren) then uses her in his alibi after killing her husband (Stephen Elliott).

A foreign dignitary murders his rival then disguises the crime as part of a robbery blamed on college protesters.

A retired bullfighter credited with saving a young man from a bull arranges the death of the boy's father to protect his own reputation.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

Frasier begins dating a woman (Illeana Douglas), unaware that she is the wife of his station manager (Tom McGowan).

Niles sinks a half-court shot for a huge prize at a Seattle SuperSonics game, reigniting the sibling rivalry.

Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary, but things sour when she asks John Glenn to replace him.

Frasier and Niles try to convince their father's wealthy new gal to support their former prep school.

Frasier blows his cork when Niles convinces members of the wine club not to partake in his radio show.

A slimmed-down Daphne returns from the spa and blames Niles for her initial weight gain.

A senatorial candidate exploits death threats, fabricated for publicity, to kill his manager.

A gospel singer kills his evangelist wife when she denies him more money and threatens blackmail.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid, and she is told that she cannot return.

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him "Shorty.".

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

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After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

Jonathan and Mark, posing as high-school teachers, help a diverse group of students deal with the trauma of the upcoming senior prom.

Dylan Dreyer explores Australia's remote outback, home to wild dingoes, cuddly koalas and the biggest fish on Earth -- the whale shark.

Jet brings his daughter for a stroll in the park with a group of dads supporting each other with strollers; the team heads to a gym to provide adaptive athletes a place to work out; the team pays tribute to an amazing Trotter and an incredible Coach.

Sheinelle Jones discovers how color and camouflage shape the lives of animals, from chameleons and cheetahs to the common ladybug.

Sheinelle Jones explores mountains, forests and deserts to put a spotlight on the animals who love life on land.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist.

Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight.

Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep.

Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football.

Carrie's prayer for a raise is miraculously answered while in church, prompting her and Doug to start asking God to grant wishes.

Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray.

Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley.

Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan.

Reece Gardner conducts interviews about Eastern North Carolina, its citizens, events, and politics.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.