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D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.

Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.

Doug splurges on a new car against Carrie's better judgment, and the bad decision immediately comes back to haunt them.

With nothing to do during the IPS strike, Doug tries substitute teaching at the school at which his sister, Stephanie (Ricki Lake), works.

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher.

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

When Bob, Abishola and Kemi learn that Morenike's family disowned her because she's gay, they do what they can to help her pay for school and stay in America.

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Parents of a comatose boy try to comfort their daughter, who feels responsible for it.

While Malcolm invites his girlfriend Helena to move in with him, Eddie bunks with the twins Mindy and Cindy.

Eddie creates a diversion, allowing Malcolm to fulfill a childhood dream and call a professional baseball game.

Regina rooms with Steve when a roof fire leaves her homeless; romance heats up between Romeo and Sara.

Steve refuses to allow Snoop Doggy Dogg and Sean "Puffy" Combs to use music from the Hi-Tops until they resolve their rivalry.

Mark returns from summer vacation to find he has been replaced.

Mark (Mark Curry) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) get more than they bargained for when they confront the school bully (Raushan Hammond).

Maggie receives a party invitation, so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne.".

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family.

The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in.

Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her.

Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.

Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.

The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.

When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.

Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).

Doug and Carrie (Kevin James, Leah Remini) think back to the couple's first Thanksgiving spent with her parents. Guest star: Florence Henderson.

Arthur accepts a job at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.

Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.

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Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a lonely writer (guest star Didi Conn) meet a secret agent (guest star Warwick Sims) murdered in 1968.

When cousin Dexter's wife Leslie goes into labor while visiting Malcolm and Eddie, the guys help deliver the baby.

An accident damages the Fifty/Fifty Club, forcing Malcolm and Eddie to find help from an outside investor.

A new student (Kenan Thompson) gives Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) an extravagant birthday gift, but Steve (Steve Harvey) pretends it is from him.

Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) new assistant (Terri J. Vaughn) falls in love with Cedric (Cedric the Entertainer); Romeo (Merlin Santana) befriends his formerly overweight neighbor (Ariyan Johnson).

Mark's (Mark Curry) college roommate (Steve White) comes to town, and they're back to their old ways.

Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan).

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

After learning that a wedding reception is five hours away, Doug and Carrie scramble for an excuse to not go.

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong.

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom.

Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.".

Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.

When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.

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A lost dog becomes the missing link between an orphan and a married couple, who are unable to have children.

When Malcolm is entrusted with the urn containing his uncle's ashes, Eddie accidentally uses the urn as a vase.

Two seemingly incompatible strangers become roommates in Kansas City.

Lovita's (Terri J. Vaughn) frequent visits stress Steve (Steve Harvey); Romeo (Merlin Santana) teaches Aisha (Ariyan Johnson) to dance.

A bully thwarts Romeo's plans for a dance date; Steve's ego is hurt when Regina beats him at Scrabble.

Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends.

Mark (Mark Curry) is disillusioned after investing in a vending machine; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) learns to ride a bus.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.

The Foxworthys make a trip to Hollywood to appear on "America's Funniest Home Videos." With Jeff Foxworthy.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) plots to get the family's picture taken with Travis Tritt (guest starring as himself) for Christmas. With Anita Barone.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to remain neutral when Karen's sister and brother-in-law (guest stars Debra Jo Rupp, Jack Laufer) fight over their marriage.

Matt (Haley Joel Osment) claims another boy (guest star Shane Sweet) is responsible for the bad behavior described by a teacher.

Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher.

Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn.

Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right.

After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist; Bob tries online dating.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

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A young prizefighter puts his career on the line and learns an unsavory truth about his manager-brother.

Jonathan and Mark help a black family relocate to an exclusive neighborhood.

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

A TV-network executive murders her boss and lover when he fails to promote her.

An Irish poet, who fronts a peace organization while secretly running guns, kills an arms dealer who tries to swindle him.

An egocentric psychic murders his old mentor, a magician charged to expose him as fraud, by beheading him while he's rehearsing his guillotine trick.

Martin recalls his tragic last night as a cop as he prepares for his first night's work as a security guard.

Roz has difficulty accepting that her new boyfriend is a garbage man; Frasier throws a party for the staff in order to change his image as a snob.

Frasier throws a Halloween party and invites everyone to dress as their favorite hero, and Niles shows up dressed as Martin.

Frasier accidentally destroys Martin's most cherished object; Niles tries to teach Roz and Daphne how to play the piano.

Frasier savors his 2,000th radio broadcast, until he learns he's missing one tape from all his programs.

Frasier and Niles vie for control of a teenager whose girlfriend is related to a reclusive wine-collector.

A man murders his wife and has a friend cover up the act with a burglary, only to have the friend blackmail him into doing the same favor in return.

Lt. Columbo keeps a close watch on a physical-fitness fanatic suspected of murdering his business partner.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Herman takes a correspondence course to become a private detective.

Grandpa tries to turn Eddie's nasty pal (Bill Mumy) into a rabbit.

A visiting rock 'n' roll group attempts to rent the Munster house for privacy.

While investigating a murder in a tight-lipped Mennonite colony, Murdoch and Ogden don plain clothing and go undercover.

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Jonathan, dressed as a werewolf, comes to the rescue when drunken teenagers harass a young trick-or-treater.

A vaudevillian gets a second chance at success and reconciliation with his egotistic son.

Dylan Dreyer explores the world's coldest climates and their resilient inhabitants, including the unforgettable emperor penguin.

Speedy invites Thunder and Bulldog to his hometown Philadelphia to give back to a barber who provides haircuts to the homeless; Jet and Coach Lou tell the history of rival team the Washington Generals; Speedy breaks down a one-of-a-kind trick shot.

Sheinelle Jones discovers the places baby animals call home, both in the wild and closer to human homes.

Sheinelle Jones takes to the skies to get to know some of the most impressive winged wonders of the animal kingdom.

Dr. Miller (Spalding Gray) is no longer Fran's (Fran Drescher) savior when she discovers a disgusting personal habit of his.

A bank robber (Peter Scolari) regrets taking Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor) hostage.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Reece Gardner conducts interviews about Eastern North Carolina, its citizens, events, and politics.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage.

Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy.