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In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder.

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Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.

Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.

Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

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Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.

Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.

Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Rosanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appear twice as large.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.

Fran (Fran Drescher) devises a plan to test Val's (Rachel Chagall) new boyfriend's loyalties; C.C. (Lauren Lane) quits her job in a tantrum. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

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A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy).

When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself.

Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie.

Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran.

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.

Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.

Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Crystal goes into labor, and Dan coaches her in the delivery room; Roseanne is delayed at the coffee shop.

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.

Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.

The Rhodes return from vacation to discover their entire house stolen.

Peggy launches a campaign to be voted queen of her high-school reunion.

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini.

Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public.

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother. With Jerry Stiller.

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie (Larry Romano) that his wife (Michele Maika) is cheating on him.

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself).

Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis.

While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.

Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark.

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Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo.

Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married.

While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend.

Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash.

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of big-city sophistication.

Arthur is immediately smitten with Doug's favorite aunt (Brenda Vaccaro) and asks permission to court her.

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).

Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line, and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Doug and Carrie debate the advantages of selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone (Ray Romano) cheats off his driving test. Brad Garrett and Peter Boyle also guest star.

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence into a class where they read a book and discuss it.

Doug, Carrie and Arthur face a chaotic trip to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving; Doug encounters a stranger from his past.

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York, so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.

Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.

Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone.

Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff.

Fran decides to date a blind man after she is convinced by C.C. that men admire her only for her looks.

Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie on a date with an older man (Brian Bloom) and falls for the man's 25-year-old friend (Sean Kanan).

Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.".

Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria.

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Fran (Fran Drescher) becomes a bargaining chip when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tries to cast a soap star (Stephen Nichols) in a new play.

When Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) childhood nanny (Cloris Leachman) visits, she is appalled by Fran's (Fran Drescher) unique child-care methods.

For her 30th birthday, Fran's mother gives her a cemetery plot as a gift to introduce her to an eligible funeral director.

Fran casts Grace as the lead in the school pageant, but when Maxwell becomes the producer the girl develops stage fright.

Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Carrie fixes Spence (Patton Oswalt) up with an extremely timid girl from her office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Doug forgets Carrie's 30th birthday and has plans to watch the wrestling match; Doug must scramble to put together a romantic evening.

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.

A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home.

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.

Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.

Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn't get the entrée that he ordered at the reception.

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant "drinks-only" cocktail party.

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.