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Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

Comedian and stage actress Carol Burnett, who first gained popularity during her stint on "The Gary Moore Show," hosted this one-hour variety series. Her talented supporting players included Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, Vicki Lawrence (who got the job based on her resemblance to Burnett) and Lyle Waggoner. Skits often featured guest stars, such as Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas or singer Steve

Ken Berry and Shirley Jones drop in to join in the fun; Carol suffers under the lingering spell of a hypnotist; Shirley takes aim at Carol.

Carol's guests are Barbara McNair and Soupy Sales; Soupy and Carol play a pair of shoppers browsing samples of sexy cologne; Barbara joins the gang in a big musical production number.

Guests Ronnie Schell and Vikki Carr take to the stage with stand-up and song; meanwhile, a touring star, Harvey, treads the boards in a play with a small town co-star in search of a bigger role.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Guests include Ken Berry and Kay Medford.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin.

Guests include Martha Raye and Tim Conway.

Guests include Garry Moore and Durward Kirby.

Rookie Tom Hanson joins other young-looking officers working undercover in high schools under a cynical captain (Frederic Forrest).

Hassie's hip friends ridicule Grandpa.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Sharkey turns to the dice to help Kowalski win back the money for his mother's trip to Poland that the young man had lost in a craps game.

The behavior of a visiting CPO from the Japanese Navy causes Sharkey to think that he may be a spy.

Sharkey's girlfriend, Natalie, accuses him of being insensitive.

Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild nightlife.

Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Paid programming.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

A bomb scare in the female recruits' barracks forces them to be housed in Sharkey's building.

Diana Ross; Michael Caine.

Sketches including "cocktail party," "fake commercial," "nun runner," "General Bullwright," "missing in America," "Maude's world of statues," "fickle finger of fate award," and "joke wall"; featuring Sonny and Cher.

Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz and Michael Nesmith of "The Monkees.".

Sketches including "health club visit," "General Bullwright," "Toulouse track runner," "good news and bad news," "Maude's world of hospitals," "driving instructor," "pickpocket scenes" and "bum quickie"; featuring Mitzi Gaynor and Jack E. Leonard.

Eli Wallach; Anne Jackson; cameo appearance by Romy Schneider.

Buddy and Sandy Hackett.

Carol Channing; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Sid Caesar; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor, Diana Ross and Peter Sellers.

Sammy Davis Jr.; cameo appearances by Michael Caine, Debbie Reynolds and Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Phyllis Diller; cameo appearance by Roger Moore.

Greer Garson; cameo appearances by Stu Gilliam and Lorne Greene.

Nancy Sinatra; cameo appearances by Tom & Dick Smothers, George Gobel, Guy Lombardo and Ed McMahon.

"Cave Dwellers" (1984) Science fiction. A prehistoric warrior (Miles O'Keefe) and his sidekick, Thong, protect Earth from the Geometric Nucleus.