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Harvey and Carol encounter a wishing well; in another installment of "The Family", Eunice and Ed suffer through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Guests: Wayne Rogers and Buddy Ebsen.

Tonight's guest star is Cher; sketches include Harvey and Tim as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher, and Carol as the mousy other woman.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

When Hoffs breaks off her romance with a city auditor, he retaliates by writing a bad report on the Jump Street program.

Little Luke enters the corn-eating contest.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild nightlife.

Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

A bomb scare in the female recruits' barracks forces them to be housed in Sharkey's building.

Visiting Marines cause havoc at the training base as their behavior tests the patience of Sharkey and the other sailors.

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Sharkey must instruct a visiting South American sailor in the ways of the United States Navy.

Sharkey needs to reunite a punk rock girl with her concerned mother.

Milton Berle; Shelley Berman; Joey Bishop; John Byner; Jill St. John; Tiny Tim; John Wayne; Flip Wilson; Sivi Aberg; Pamela Austin.

Eve Arden; Herb Alpert; cameo appearances by Jack Lemmon, Zsa Zsa Gabor, John Wayne, Arlene Dahl, Sonny Tufts and Patrick Wayne.

Abbe Lane; cameo appearances by Zsa Zsa Gabor; Greer Garson, Greg Morris and Bob Hope.

Robert Culp; France Nuyen; cameo appearances by Kirk Douglas, Lena Horne and Flip Wilson.

Bobby Darin; cameo appearances by Harland Sanders, Mitzi Gaynor, Kirk Douglas and Rosemary Clooney.

Connie Stevens; Larry Storch; cameo appearances by Buddy Hackett, Jerry Lewis, Dinah Shore, Flip Wilson, Leonard Nimoy and Edward Platt.

Marcel Marceau; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Lena Horne, Flip Wilson, Sonny Tufts, Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Dick Gregory; cameo appearances by Rod Serling, Rock Hudson and George Gobel.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Billy Barty, Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Barbara Bain, Otto Preminger and Rock Hudson.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

An Air Force major trains a pilot how to fly F-104 Starfighter.

With tremendous wit and sarcasm, Mike, Servo and Crow lambaste this cinematic stinker, which focuses on women's wrestling promoter Scalli, a dirty scoundrel involved in illegal gambling who tries to run away from the cops and brutal mobsters.

A Russian hero of the Middle Ages battles a three-headed dragon.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

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Annie (Gail Davis) races to save her retired mentor (Stanley Andrews) from a suicide mission with a merciless young gunman. With Ric Vallin.

Clem Kadiddlehopper is the Swami of Las Vegas; Mickey can't catch a break.

Luke and Kate convince Grampa to join a group for elderly people.

Luke and Kate trade Grampa's old car.

The man accused in the murder of a model is actually innocent.

Lance and Lorenzo delve into the world of pornography to investigate the deaths of a call girl and a wealthy heart-attack victim.

A dead body is found on the beach, indicating foul play at sea.

Kidnapping and sex lead to the death of a wealthy businessman.

A serial killer selects his victims from the newspaper personal ads.

Investigating a congressman's death, Lance and Lorenzo expose a prominent political family's seamy past.

After assaulting his mistress, a tabloid journalist is murdered.

A movie queen turns up murdered, and the investigation uncovers a major scandal.

Rita must go undercover as a coed in order to trap a killer.

Investigating an apparently professional hit of a mob lawyer, Lance and Lorenzo uncover sexual intrigue.

A too-personal bedside manner leads to the murder of a society doctor.

A baseball team owner is murdered; Lance is drawn to an old flame.

After assaulting his mistress, a tabloid journalist is murdered.

A movie queen turns up murdered, and the investigation uncovers a major scandal.

Rita must go undercover as a coed in order to trap a killer.

Investigating an apparently professional hit of a mob lawyer, Lance and Lorenzo uncover sexual intrigue.

A too-personal bedside manner leads to the murder of a society doctor.

A baseball team owner is murdered; Lance is drawn to an old flame.

Parasitic Energy Riders hitch a ride on Moya, planning to plant themselves inside the bodies of the crew.

The Peacekeeper Retrieval Squad finally reveals its true mission when it confronts Crichton and his crew.

ALF shields Willie (Max Wright) when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show. With Anne Schedeen.

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Scorpius (Wayne Pygram) risks it all when appealing to Crichton (Ben Browder) for an alliance by revealing his shrouded past.

ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

After a visit from a psychologist (Bill Daily), ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis. Stars Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gormé guest star. Including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildare"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

An encounter at a bar between Harvey and Carol, who misreads every situation; Carol and Vicki as contestants in a Lucky Lady contest.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday night tear-jerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into a tempestuous argument with a container of margarine.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

Carol is an old lady feeding birds in the park; Tim is a wacky pharmacist; Carol and Vicki are office buddies on a cruise.