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Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia.

On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Shirley meets an old friend and goes on a date with him; the children are concerned that she is too interested in him; they are even more worried when they see him with another woman.

A smitten neighbor shadows Keith, who has fallen for a 16-year-old store clerk.

Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his.

A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Jolene and Vera try to help Alice's love life by placing an ad in the personals.

Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero every day.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend.

Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Mark and Barbara's vacation leads to a career opportunity for her and Max.

Francine hires Sam to remodel the offices.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Features guest interviews and musical performances.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Joe, Brian and Roy are on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years.

The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods.

Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job.

Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass).

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Sabrina cons Libby into joining an Adopt-A-Grandparent program; Zelda has second thoughts about dating a younger man.

Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss.

Sabrina casts a spell to increase the excitement at school but learns living in a soap opera world can be too complicated.

Sabrina, in the middle of final exams, is held hostage by a magical troll she inadvertently agreed to marry.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Mork competes in a downhill roller-skating race with a dishonest world champion.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some — but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores.

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

Rabinowitz finds himself the prime candidate for a partnership in the family law firm after saving the life of senior partner Uncle Abe.

Stephanie must convince Archie to let her try out when she's granted an audition for the High School of Performing Arts.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Aunt Clara visits and believes her powers have finally blown a fuse, but in truth, Tabitha is the culprit.

Aunt Clara botches a spell and Darrin's boss's child becomes twins.

Actor Peter Falk; actor Victoria Principal; actor Robert Klein; Linda Monteleone.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some — but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Henry rallies behind two rock musicians banned from the county's music festival.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

"The Sundance Kid" is the target for a remake.

Poet; son of Ned Kelly.

Lady Godiva's groom; TV addict.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) is disgusted when her friend Shelby (Amy Hathaway) develops a crush on Michael (Paul Reiser). With Greg Evigan.

A quack doctor tells Michael (Paul Reiser) he has a terminal illness; Joey (Greg Evigan) vows revenge when Nicole (Staci Keanan) is cut from a basketball team.

Michael's (Paul Reiser) visiting Uncle Raymond (Jan Murray) makes promises to Nicole (Staci Keanan) he can't keep. Cameo appearance by Willie Mays.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) wants to drop out of an advanced English class. Guest star: Terri Garber. With Paul Reiser.

A former Eastland student interviews Mrs. Garrett and the girls for her latest novel.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett return from their summer vacations to find that Edna's Edibles has been destroyed by fire.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls hire a contractor to build a new business on the former site of Edna's Edibles.

The girls and Mrs. Garrett encounter some difficulties on opening day at their new boutique.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Muriel and Henry must decide if they want to know their baby's sex before it's born.

Mary suspects that Burt is having an affair; Tim reports for his first day as a construction worker.

Dutch and Eunice elope; Corinne has a shock; Elaine is taken.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Carol leaves Jodie at the altar; Mary tells Burt she knows about his affair.

Benson's criticism of federal budget cuts reaches the president's desk.

A burned-out Governor Gatling decides to play cowboy at a dude ranch.

The staff attempts to run the state government from a shelter during a nuclear-attack exercise.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

David gets more than he expected when he agrees to chaperone Julie and Barbara's party.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

A popular teacher has Alzheimer's disease.

Simone regrets using a computer dating service.

Dennis becomes obsessed with apocalypse.

Disillusioned Charlie meets his dead uncle.

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) face a difficult decision when Billy's elderly grandmother (Vera Lockwood) asks them to adopt Billy (Jonathan Halyalkar).

Plans backfire when Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) set activities for Billy (Jonathan Halyalker).

When Sam moves off campus, she realizes that being an adult is not always easy.

Tony (Tony Danza) goes too far in his enthusiasm for his new post as a volunteer fireman. With Danny Pintauro and Judith Light.

Maya's story idea is dampened by her father, while co-workers Nina and Finch plan for their own dismissals.

On Secretary's Day, Finch gets annoyed and leaves the office in a huff, winding up on "The Tonight Show" recounting how he fell into a gorilla cage at the zoo.

Jack and Maya throw a birthday party for Nina after her plans are canceled; Finch and Elliott make a bet.

The new photo Elliott takes for Maya's ID card makes her look so attractive that it results in a saucy dream; Finch becomes the office enforcer.

Drew's (Drew Carey) new relationship with an environmental activist (guest star Illeana Douglas) threatens his friendship with Lewis (Ryan Stiles).

Drew's plans for a Buzz Beer promotional barbecue clash with Rachel's (Illeana Douglas) beliefs against eating meat.

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.

Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution.