2026-02-17 00:00 New Mexico Living 01:00 The Conners Darlene's friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics lands her in an awkward situation; Louise's brother tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension. 01:30 The Conners Harris' job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family; Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realize the company is instituting supervised drug testing. 02:00 Seinfeld Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop. 03:00 The Goldbergs Erica's world opens when she befriends another young mom; Barry and Adam team up for a money-making performance inspired by a kooky '80s educational entertainer. 03:30 The Goldbergs Following Erica and Geoff's breakup, Murray decides to take Erica out to cheer her up; Adam is excited to participate in the school senior prank until his conscience catches up with him and he looks to Beverly to help get him out of it. 04:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob enlists Tunde's help to buy an engagement ring, but his plans to propose to Abishola are upended by her belief that a traditional marriage is more trouble than it's worth. 04:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source. 05:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon ends up in traffic court after getting a ticket because of Penny. 05:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how to not think; George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house. 06:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 4pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 06:30 News 13 on KWBQ at 4:30pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 07:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the apartment, and competes with Leonard for her attention. 07:30 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon and Amy go crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding; Koothrappali decides to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him. 08:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon butts heads with Dr. Lee, a new scientist in the lab; Mary is given a lotto ticket. 08:30 Young Sheldon A church carnival leads Missy to try out for the baseball team; Meemaw struggles after her breakup with Dr. Sturgis. 09:00 Wild Cards Max and Ellis investigate the case of an ER's top doctor who's found stabbed, leading them through a maze of medical rivalries, angry patients, and a killer hiding in plain sight. Actors: Vanessa Morgan, Giacomo Gianniotti, Jason Priestley, Tamara Taylor, Terry Chen, Fletcher Donovan. 10:00 Sullivan's Crossing Maggie accompanies Cal to visit his parents; Sully and Frank get to the bottom of who's behind the new development. 11:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 11:30 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 12:00 Last Man Standing Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement. 12:30 Modern Family Phil tries to conquer his fear of the dark when he and Luke go on a discovery expedition underneath the house; Mitchell and Cameron invite Lily's pediatrician over for brunch. 13:00 Modern Family Phil invites his high school girlfriend (Judy Greer) to the house; Jay accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle, then goes to extremes to cover his tracks; overworked Mitchell stands up to his boss. 13:30 Last Man Standing After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job. 14:00 Two and a Half Men Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery. 15:00 Funny You Should Ask Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Caroline Rhea; Brad Williams. 15:30 Scrambled Up The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo. 16:00 227 Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white. 16:30 227 Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit. 17:00 Three's Company Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife. 17:30 Three's Company Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise. 18:00 The Jeffersons George hires a street kid to work for half-price. 18:30 The Jeffersons George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family. 19:00 Sanford & Son Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra. 19:30 Sanford & Son Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords. 20:00 Access Daily With Mario & Kit Actor Danny Trejo (History's "Mysteries Unearthed With Danny Trejo"); Sara Azari gives a legal news update; Mario makes pizza in Milan; food trends in the news; Like this? Add that! recommendations; "Daily" feed; preview of the new "Fast & Furious" roller coaster! 21:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 22:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 23:00 The Neighborhood The arrival of Wyatt, an eco-conscious new neighbor, and his pet rooster disrupts the community; when Tina stops by Marty's apartment for a surprise visit, the youngest Butler son is forced to come clean about a long-held secret. 23:30 The Neighborhood Calvin is thrilled when he unexpectedly crosses paths with NFL legend Jerome "The Bus" Bettis; he discovers the hall of fame football player shares a history with Tina; Dave deals with the fallout of a romantic revelation.
2026-02-18 00:00 New Mexico Living 01:00 The Conners Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience; Mark goes toe-to-toe with a kid at school who doesn't believe in wearing a mask. 01:30 The Conners Harris brings home her new friend, Josh, leaving the family questioning his intentions; Becky and Ben's attempt to build a closet stirs up family drama. 02:00 Seinfeld George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on. 02:30 Seinfeld George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog. 03:00 The Goldbergs After a month of seeing one another and some preconceived notions, Adam and Carmen discuss the status of their relationship; an old friend of Erica's visits town. 03:30 The Goldbergs In order to take her mind off of her heartbreak, Erica takes a trip to Los Angeles to see her best friend; after getting caught taking part in an underground poker game, Adam gets sentenced to Pop-Pop duty, which turns out better than expected. 04:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot. 04:30 Bob Hearts Abishola A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 05:00 The Big Bang Theory When the guys buy a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale, the item threatens to tear them apart. 05:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself; Meemaw gains an unwanted business partner. 06:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 4pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 06:30 News 13 on KWBQ at 4:30pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 07:00 The Big Bang Theory Leonard tells Penny about how he met Sheldon and what happened to the elevator. 07:30 The Big Bang Theory Life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home; Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family; Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage. 08:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip; Georgie continues to lie about his age. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon starts an internet flame war; Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team; Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend. 09:00 WWE NXT WWE's hottest up-and-coming Superstars compete to prove they've got what it takes; more than just evolution, it's a revolution; the entertainers, the leading men and women, the WWE Superstars of tomorrow. 11:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 11:30 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 12:00 Last Man Standing Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby. 12:30 Modern Family Claire and Phil each take on one of the kids' school projects; Gloria and Cameron bond during a night out. 13:00 Modern Family The release of a new product Phil wants coincides with his birthday; Mitchell has a newfound desire to toughen up; Cameron gets involved in a neighbor's marital problems. 13:30 Last Man Standing When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over. 14:00 Two and a Half Men When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman. 15:00 Funny You Should Ask Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Caroline Rhea; Brad Williams. 15:30 Scrambled Up The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo. 16:00 227 Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal. 16:30 227 The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old. 17:00 Three's Company Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival. 17:30 Three's Company A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack. 18:00 The Jeffersons An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line. 18:30 The Jeffersons Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit. 19:00 Sanford & Son Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home. 19:30 Sanford & Son Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store. 20:00 Access Daily With Mario & Kit Actresses Arden Cho, May Hong and Ji-Young Yoo (Netflix's "KPop Demon Hunters"); Grammy-winning singer Mýa talks about her upcoming album "Retrospect"; costume designer Lisa McKinnon chats about Olympics fashion; kids in the news; crime story updates; #Hotpicks! 21:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 22:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 23:00 The Neighborhood When Dave and Gemma face a devastating loss, Calvin and Tina offer emotional support and reflect on a period that tested their own family. 23:30 The Neighborhood When Dave's job requires him to mediate a feud between two wealthy brothers, Calvin tries to help but winds up complicating the process; Gemma turns to Tina for assistance in navigating Grover's first crush.
2026-02-19 00:00 New Mexico Living 01:00 The Conners Darlene earns a promotion at Wellman Plastics; Ben decides on a new career path; Jackie tries an herbal tea and it leads to an emotional revelation. 01:30 The Conners Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift; Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful; Jackie is laser-focused on her dream of being a contestant on "Jeopardy!". 02:00 Seinfeld George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents. 03:00 The Goldbergs Barry makes an impulsive decision and finds himself caught in a lie; Beverly's infatuation with a potential special someone causes a roller coaster of emotions. 03:30 The Goldbergs Erica fears that Geoff has moved on from their breakup; once Adam recalls his pact with Dave Kim, where neither will attend prom if they don't have dates, Adam decides to find Dave a date. 04:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor. 04:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building. 05:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon's stage fright stands between him and a coveted award. 05:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon acts as Mary's spy during a youth lock-in at church; Georgie is attracted to an older woman. 06:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 4pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 06:30 News 13 on KWBQ at 4:30pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 07:00 The Big Bang Theory Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon and find the perfect woman. 07:30 The Big Bang Theory When Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, Leonard takes matters into his own hands; Bernadette and Penny take Raj's fiancee out to dinner to get to know her. 08:00 Young Sheldon Meemaw's gambling room becomes a success; Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market; Missy starts a business. 08:30 Young Sheldon Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party; George Sr. has male bonding time with Dr. Sturgis. 09:00 Police 24/7 Police find a woman covered in blood near a man who has been shot; a stolen car is recovered from a yard across town; police respond to a domestic dispute involving an elderly man accused of pulling a machete on his wife. 10:00 Police 24/7 A K-9 unit helps lead a manhunt; a property dispute between a squatter and a motel next door; a suspicious vehicle is searched and a felony level of MDMA is discovered. 11:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 11:30 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 12:00 Last Man Standing Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed; Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted. 12:30 Modern Family Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits during a game, causing Jay and Phil to jockey to fill the position; Mitchell takes Cameron along to meet a prospective employer. 13:00 Modern Family Claire is suspicious when Phil's father shows up for an expected visit; Manny is traumatized by a horror movie. 13:30 Last Man Standing Mandy nearly gives up on her dream of becoming a fashion designer when she is faced with rejection; Vanessa looks back at her own career path, which stirs up regrets; Mike steps in to help the women in his family realize their dreams. 14:00 Two and a Half Men When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose. 15:00 Funny You Should Ask Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Caroline Rhea; Brad Williams. 15:30 Scrambled Up The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo. 16:00 227 Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant. 16:30 227 Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage. 17:00 Three's Company Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment. 17:30 Three's Company Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet. 18:00 The Jeffersons George teaches his clerk Marcus how to "rough it.". 18:30 The Jeffersons Superstitious Louise gets a "sign" that her marriage is doomed. 19:00 Sanford & Son Fred holds out for more money when a Japanese land development company offers to buy his house. 19:30 Sanford & Son Fred buys a racehorse with an impressive history in hopes of breeding him. 20:00 Access Daily With Mario & Kit Singer Demi Lovato talks about her "It's Not That Deep" tour; costume designer Lisa McKinnon chats about Olympics fashion; reality TV updates; music in the news; majestic beasts! 21:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 22:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 23:00 The Neighborhood When a member of the community's behavior becomes increasingly erratic, Calvin and Dave step up to help; Marty undergoes a dramatic makeover to impress a long-time crush. 23:30 The Neighborhood Calvin's wealthy and impulsive brother Curtis makes a surprise visit, which creates chaos in the Butlers' lives; Dave and Gemma run into challenges while trying to declutter their home.
2026-02-20 00:00 New Mexico Living 01:00 The Conners Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job; Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don't always agree on how to run the business. 01:30 The Conners Mark is convinced he has COVID-19; Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh, who has been ghosting Harris; when Jackie visits Roseanne's grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right. 02:00 Seinfeld Given a familiar label maker, Jerry becomes suspicious of the friend (Bryan Cranston) who gave it to him. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit. 03:00 The Goldbergs Adam, excited to introduce Carmen to his family, is shocked by a former incident between her and one of his siblings; Geoff helps Pop-Pop improve his roommate status. 03:30 The Goldbergs Geoff shares with the JTP that he is planning on asking Erica to marry him and gives them the engagement ring for safekeeping. 04:00 Bob Hearts Abishola For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie. 04:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome. 05:00 The Big Bang Theory Penny and Leonard have a fight that threatens their relationship; Sheldon and Wil Wheaton face off once again. 05:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon attends his first comic book convention; Mary tries selling makeup. 06:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 4pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 06:30 News 13 on KWBQ at 4:30pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 07:00 The Big Bang Theory Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm. 07:30 The Big Bang Theory When Amy doesn't have time to work on super-asymmetry, Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she's available; Koothrappali doesn't want Wolowitz to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium. 08:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, Paige; George Sr. and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup; Georgie comes clean to Mandy. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school; Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend. 09:00 Scrabble Three players battle it out in hopes of taking home $10,000. 10:00 Trivial Pursuit A party clown plays to win. 11:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 11:30 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 12:00 Last Man Standing Kyle's first day in Outdoor Man human resources is more than he bargained for when Chuck and Joe file a complaint against Mike; Ryan finds himself in the doghouse when he, Kristen and Boyd take care of a neighbor's puppy. 12:30 Modern Family Gloria invites the whole family on a getaway to Hawaii for Jay's birthday. 13:00 Modern Family An unexpected reality check dampens Jay's plans for relaxation; Phil wants to make the trip romantic for Claire; the kids get into mischief when left to their own devices. 13:30 Last Man Standing Chuck and Mike debate the merits of an inner city school merging with a high school in an upscale neighborhood; Boyd's Halloween costume -- a lump of coal -- reminds Vanessa of her job's potential impact on the environment. 14:00 Two and a Half Men After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell. 15:00 Funny You Should Ask Jamie Kennedy; Sheryl Underwood; Adam Carolla; Byron Allen; Caroline Rhea; Brad Williams. 15:30 Scrambled Up The key to "Scrambled Up" is its simple, fast and fun format. Four players compete to be the first to correctly unscramble word puzzles. Colorful tiles slowly rearrange themselves while players are given clues to the answer. Host Michael Yo. 16:00 227 Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first. 16:30 227 Mary and Sandra head opposing teams on TV's "Family Feud" game show. 17:00 Three's Company Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor. 17:30 Three's Company Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay. 18:00 The Jeffersons Louise plans to go on an archaeological dig. 18:30 The Jeffersons George resorts to playing a dirty trick to secure the business of a large costume company. 19:00 Sanford & Son Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home. 19:30 Sanford & Son Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily. 20:00 Access Daily With Mario & Kit Reality star Bozoma "Boz" Saint John (Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"); sports making headlines; music in the news; #Hotpicks! 21:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 7AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 22:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 8AM Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 23:00 The Neighborhood Calvin and Dave are both chosen to serve as jurors on the same trial; Malcolm and Marty get a big surprise when they fail to ask what the movie is about after they rent out their house for a film shoot. 23:30 The Neighborhood Dave and Gemma occasionally see a couples therapist to keep their marriage strong; after learning abut this, Tina decides that she and Calvin should do the same.
2026-02-21 00:00 New Mexico Living 01:00 The Conners Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them. 01:30 The Conners Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him; Dan questions his position at the hardware store, which leads to a massive fight with Ben. 02:00 Seinfeld A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 02:30 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 03:00 The Goldbergs When the Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals, Barry implements superstitious protocols that the family must follow; per Geoff's request, Lou and Linda spend some quality time with Muriel. 03:30 The Goldbergs Adam tries to up his coolness level on the first day of high school; Beverly gets her teaching certification but is subsequently demoted to sub-janitor; the Goldberg kids are sent to Saturday detention. 04:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure. 04:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards. 05:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon goes to extremes to keep Leonard and Penny happy when they stop speaking to each other. 05:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors; George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy. 06:00 News 13 on KWBQ at 4pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 06:30 News 13 on KWBQ at 4:30pm Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 07:00 The Big Bang Theory Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span. 07:30 The Big Bang Theory Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he becomes responsible for distributing extra grant money; Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway to get away from her husband and kids. 08:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon copes with the death of a hero; Missy wants to babysit; Georgie struggles with his big secret. 08:30 Young Sheldon George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household; Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding. 09:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Featured magicians include John Michael Hinton, Billy Hsueh, Shimshi and Bernardo Sedlacek. 10:00 Masters of Illusion Featured magicians include Carisa Hendrix, Murray Sawchuck, Jackson Ridd, Mike Caveney, Anna Dangerous, Boris Wild and Dan Sperry. 11:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 11:30 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 12:00 Last Man Standing When Mike and Chuck decide to spend Halloween watching football instead of passing out candy, their wives decide to prank them; Kyle dresses up as Ed. 12:30 Modern Family Everything seems to be working against Claire's plans for a new family portrait; Cameron gets a gig as a wedding singer, leaving Mitchell home alone with Lily and a wayward pigeon.