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Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Petrified Forest.

Kaye Ballard and Tim Conway are Carol's guests tonight for an evening of sketches, highlighted by the game show spoof The Dater's Game; Tim plays a service station attendant meeting a bank robber.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gormé guest star. Including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildare"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

An encounter at a bar between Harvey and Carol, who misreads every situation; Carol and Vicki as contestants in a Lucky Lady contest.

Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

Guest stars Ruth Buzzi and Richard Crenna take part in a salute to the "bad girls" of cinema in a series of satiric spoofs of classic movies and their tropes.

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Guests: Steve Lawrence, Tim Conway and Steven Warner.

Life is a cabaret when Joel Grey and Vincent Price guest star; the two play guests at a hotel where Carol is the switchboard operator, who listens in on all the calls; and more.

Guest: Roddy McDowall, the Jackson Five.

Guest stars John Byner and Francine Beers; sketches include an escaped convict seeking refuge in a diner; Carol and Vicki as robots made by John and Harvey; "Carol & Sis.".

Quiz-team member Hanson's probe of a high-school loan shark is threatened, as the team advances toward televised finals.

Pepino's mother runs a frijoles business.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Sharkey attempts to help a fellow sailor with his marital problems.

The recruits are convinced Sharkey is gay after his clandestine meeting with an effeminate toupee salesman.

Pruitt plans a pizza party to celebrate the end of boot camp, but does not consult Sharkey.

Paid programming.

Sharkey must remove a wino who spent the night in the barracks right before a major inspection.

The new captain proposes to shape up the chief with the biggest beer belly, a pretty fair description of the outraged Sharkey.

David Frost; Don Ho; Zero Mostel.

Jim Backus; Greer Garson; Andy Griffith; Carl Reiner.

Bob Newhart plays an NBC prop man trying to find a partridge, Adam in the garden of Eden, and the president searching for relatives to visit on a global goodwill tour.

Herschel Bernardi; Truman Capote; Wilt Chamberlain; Chuck Connors; Peter Lawford; Ricardo Montalban; Dinah Shore.

Don Ho; Jilly Rizzo; Rod Serling; Phil Silvers.

Bing Crosby; Phyllis Diller; Rich Little; Debbie Reynolds; Jilly Rizzo.

William F. Buckley Jr.; Rich Little.

Wilt Chamberlain; Sammy Davis Jr.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.