2026-04-09 00:00 Dietrich Law 00:30 Live PD Presents 01:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell When a woman is found dead under suspicious circumstances, investigators unravel a tangle of hidden relationships, conflicting stories, and buried secrets. 01:30 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 02:00 Crime Beat When the remains of two children are found in Vancouver's Stanley Park in 1953, the public and police are puzzled about their identities; advances in DNA technology help investigators make a shocking discovery. 02:30 Crime Beat Bruce gained his victims' trust, only to turn on them when they were at their most vulnerable; two men reveal their near-death experiences at the hands of notorious serial killer Bruce McArthur. 03:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell A young single mom vanishes during her lunch break. she's later found strangled in her bedroom in what looks like a botched burglary. 03:30 Last Man Standing When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up. 04:00 Seinfeld George introduces Kramer to the person in charge of the wigs for "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.". 04:30 Divorce Court Karissa says Devon is a lying cheater; after two years of betrayal, explosive anger and gut-wrenching lies, she needs clarity. 05:00 Dietrich Law 05:30 Xploration Awesome Planet In Hawaii, an incredibly rare waterfall pours lava into the ocean; the Antelope Canyon of Arizona; frozen lake in Alberta; scuba diving in Mexico. 06:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 07:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 08:00 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis A favor to DJ a party for free ends on a sour note after equipment is stolen; a babysitter seeks the remainder of her contracted wages, saying she was unfairly fired. 08:30 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis A dispute between siblings over stolen property and storage fees; a nightclub owner says a band refused to perform as agreed. 09:00 The 700 Club Amazing stories of people who have experienced God's blessings. 10:00 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 10:30 Live PD Presents 11:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Vashayla says her daughter's recent behavior made her question her ex, Jose, while he and his mother say Vashayla is coaching the girl to blame him; Chante's relative confronted Chante's fiancé, Marcus, and accused him of inappropriate behavior; on a previous visit to the show, Joey proved he did not abuse Merisa's daughter, and now Merisa believes that her ex-wife, Joyce, may be the one responsib 12:00 Maury Carmen returns to the show to try to prove that Phillip is the father of her children; Paul and his current girlfriend deny that he fathered his ex-girlfriend's son; Essence is furious that Anthony is claiming to be her daughter's dad. 13:00 Judge Mathis The plaintiff says she is pregnant with the defendant's baby and sues him over childcare expenses and the cost of a car. 14:00 Judy Justice A man insists that his unlicensed girlfriend wasn't driving his truck when it got into an accident; a mechanic refuses to return a woman's car until he's paid. 14:30 Judy Justice Bad blood between unwed parents leads to a fight over a three-year-old car accident and an attempt to collect far more than the car is worth; jail time, alleged domestic violence and admitted drug use come into play. 15:00 Flip Side Sisters Kenna and Kerri take on brothers Sam and Ryan. 15:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:00 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 17:00 The Big Bang Theory Penny and Leonard experiment with their new relationship; Raj forms a bond with his phone's virtual assistant. 17:30 Judge Judy Women say their former employer owes them for their efforts to put things back in working order after a flood; a woman demands that her ex repay her for a loan to fix his van. 18:00 Judge Judy A huge dog jumps onto a hot tub, damaging it; a man sues his son and future daughter-in-law for repayment of a loan. 18:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 19:00 Next Level Chef The chefs take rustic ranch cooking to the next level. 20:02 Animal Control When Frank and Daisy lose $5,000 in union funds, they try to win the money back by gambling; Shred and Patel cover the late-night shift at the precinct. 20:32 Going Dutch After throwing out his back, the Colonel is ordered to bed rest; the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one. 21:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 21:30 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 22:00 Seinfeld Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 22:30 Two and a Half Men Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter. 23:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 23:30 Last Man Standing Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney; Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.
2026-04-10 00:00 Dietrich Law 00:30 Live PD Presents 01:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell Eight days after a Montana wedding, a missing-person search in Glacier National Park spirals into a cliffside mystery clouded by a phantom email and supposed "friends.". 01:30 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 02:00 Crime Beat Looking into some of Canada's most infamous criminal cases with extensive archives and intimate family interviews and exploring the lasting impacts on the community and justice system. 02:30 Crime Beat Neville-Lakes' three children were killed by a drunk driver, Marco Muzzo, in a crash in Vaughan back in 2015; the driver, the son of a wealthy family, was sentenced to ten years in jail but is now out on parole while the mother is left grieving. 03:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell After years of pressure, a killer cracks and confesses to what appeared to have been the perfect murder. 03:30 Last Man Standing Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd. 04:00 Seinfeld George ingratiates himself with his boss (Lee Bear) by sharing a delectable eggplant calzone with him. 04:30 Divorce Court Sandra says she's had it with Cedric's lies, the late-night calls from random women, and a lingering ex. 05:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 05:30 Second Chance Pets At a rescue center in Pennsylvania a dog gets a brace to help it walk; a dog named Rigby is healing from a torn Achilles. 06:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 07:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 08:00 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis A woman accuses her ex-boyfriend of pulling his usual scam of forgetting his wallet after he promised to pay for a fancy dinner; cousins argue over extra rent. 08:30 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis A man says his ex withheld profits they made from a joint business venture; a dispute between neighbors over an altercation that caused injuries. 09:00 The 700 Club Meet ordinary people who have experienced the extraordinary power of prayer. 10:00 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 10:30 Live PD Presents 11:00 The Steve Wilkos Show We look back at people searching for their long-lost parents. Don't miss this special episode filled with emotional moments, tough questions and the joy and pain that come when long-lost family members surface. 12:00 Maury Ashley accuses her boyfriend, Esteban, of seeing other women, including her cousin Franchell; Sally thinks Scott is cheating on her; Brittany fears that her boyfriend Shaheed has been unfaithful to her. 13:00 Judge Mathis A woman sues her former friend for defamation and emotional distress; he says their friendship deteriorated because she is jealous of his successful career. 14:00 Judy Justice A man is sued for alleged failure to pay his late mother's caregiver; he accuses the healthcare worker of giving his dying mother cigarettes and marijuana. 14:30 Judy Justice In a small Idaho farming community, a teenager sells four piglets to a neighbor and expects to be paid in full. 15:00 Flip Side Married couple Kendra and Scott oppose friends Constance and Jon. 15:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:00 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 17:00 The Big Bang Theory Leonard starts to reconsider his friendship with Sheldon; Wolowitz tries to choose his astronaut nickname. 17:30 Judge Judy An employee denies stealing and damaging her boss's car; a former friend repossesses a woman's car when she misses car and insurance payments. 18:00 Judge Judy A landlord accuses a woman of renting an apartment for herself but letting someone else live there; a woman says her former friend put her dog out for stud without her permission and wrecked her home; a designated driver is accused of hitting a curb. 18:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 19:00 Live: United Football League The Kings host the Storm at the Lynn Family Stadium. Louisville looks to bounce back at home after falling to Orlando just six days ago. The undefeated Storm seek their third straight victory as the Kings fight for their first win of the season. 22:00 Seinfeld Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 22:30 Two and a Half Men When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie. 23:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 23:30 Last Man Standing A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.
2026-04-11 00:00 Dietrich Law 00:30 Live PD Presents Female officers on the front lines of some of the country's busiest police forces are patrolling and protecting their communities. 01:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell A woman is killed by her ex-husband. 01:30 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 02:00 Crime Beat Three public execution-style murders in 2012 leave police hunting for suspects as the cocaine-trafficking gang war continues to escalate; on-the-run kingpin Rabih Alkhalil escapes from prison in plain sight. 02:30 Crime Beat Recently released on bail, a middle-aged man returns to a home he's been ordered to stay away from and allegedly attacks; after a miraculous recovery, a traumatized teenage girl and her mother wonder where Harry Rajkumar is. 03:00 Crime Exposé With Nancy O'Dell A Newport Beach woman found dead in a dumpster sparks fear of a random killer; evidence slowly unravels a chilling scheme by someone closer to home. 03:30 Last Man Standing Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner. 04:00 The Liquidator On his way home from Alberta, Jeff struggles to flip a deal for antique tools. 04:30 The Liquidator Jeff's business goes to the dogs when he tries to make a deal at his vet's office, but he might do better by letting José take the reins on the next one. 05:00 Dietrich Law 05:30 The Aging Brain Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD. 06:00 Xploration DIY Sci Steve gets messy with slime; how to turn slime into art; dropping a vat of slime from 10 stories in the air. 06:30 Teen Kids News Skilled careers available to young people; who is buried in Grant's tomb; a frog with a superpower; cyber security; words of the week; riding with an unsafe driver; the Great Molasses Flood of 1919. 07:00 Natural Blood Pressure Management Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart. 07:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 08:00 Natural Blood Pressure Management Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart. 09:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 09:30 Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi. Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 10:00 RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 10:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 11:00 Hope for Pain Sufferers In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins; discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research. 11:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 12:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 13:00 Tainted Trust: Inside the Global Medicine Pipeline The National News Desk and "Spotlight on America" present a special report on a critical failure in the global pharmaceutical supply chain, leaving Americans at risk of contaminated, ineffective, and dangerously mismade medications. 13:30 Live: MLS Soccer From Q2 Stadium in Austin, Texas. 15:30 Live: MLS Soccer From Providence Park in Portland, Ore. 18:00 Live: MLB Baseball From Busch Stadium in St. Louis, Mi. 21:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 22:00 99 to Beat The remaining contestants compete in five games, Land the Shot, Suitcase Curling, Pencil Jump, Untangled and Pop-Up Tent. 23:00 Going To The Bathroom Too Much? Better Bladder is a new safe and natural alternative to drugs, surgery and adult diapers. 90 percent see fewer bathroom visits, leaks & accidents. Tune in for a special TV offer! 23:30 Full Measure With Sharyl Attkisson A case of a physician and broken trust; the changing game for student athletes; explaining epigenetics.
2026-04-12 00:00 Raw Travel Rob takes a road trip to explore the Trail of Tears and Natchez Trace. 00:30 Turn back time with Crepe Erase - 10th Anniversary Special Event! NEW! Unlock the secret to eliminating the look of crepey skin with Crepe Erase's 10YR Limited Edition Offer! PLUS Enjoy Free Gifts worth over $170. Don't miss this exclusive offer! Order now at CrepeErase.com. 01:00 The Big Bang Theory The guys try to help when Penny is faced with an awkward dilemma at work; Bernadette and Amy discuss sexuality and female scientists. 01:30 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon feels pressured to participate in romantic traditions when the gang re-creates a high-school prom on the roof. 02:00 Two and a Half Men In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling. 02:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives. 03:00 Open House Celebrating America's 250th Birthday early with a preview of what's to come on July 4th. 03:30 Just for Laughs Gags Not just another Sunday in the park with these laughs. 04:00 The Liquidator Jeff is left high and dry in California when he tries to help his friends stage a huge estate sale. 04:30 The Liquidator Jeff gets saddled with a container full of unfashionable socks that no one will touch, until he decides that honesty is not the most profitable policy. 05:00 The Aging Brain Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD. 05:30 The Aging Brain Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD. 06:00 Turn back time with Crepe Erase - 10th Anniversary Special Event! NEW! Unlock the secret to eliminating the look of crepey skin with Crepe Erase's 10YR Limited Edition Offer! PLUS Enjoy Free Gifts worth over $170. Don't miss this exclusive offer! Order now at CrepeErase.com. 06:30 Turn back time with Crepe Erase - 10th Anniversary Special Event! NEW! Unlock the secret to eliminating the look of crepey skin with Crepe Erase's 10YR Limited Edition Offer! PLUS Enjoy Free Gifts worth over $170. Don't miss this exclusive offer! Order now at CrepeErase.com. 07:00 Ernest Angley Ministries 08:00 FOX News Sunday Anchor Shannon Bream interviews the biggest newsmakers of the week and leads guests in providing context and analysis of the issues facing Americans. 09:00 Full Measure With Sharyl Attkisson A visit to an electronic sanctuary threatened by change; the Alberta separatist movement; a state debating the status of "essential workers.". 09:30 The Key of David Vision Television host Gerald Flurry presents a weekly analysis of world events. Through the perspective of biblical prophecy, Flurry delivers messages of warning, often about issues concerning the growing power and influence of the European Union. From the studios of the Philadelphia Church of God, "The Key of David" attempts to stand out among today's modern devotional programming. Its viewers h 10:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 10:30 Hope for Pain Sufferers In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins; discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research. 11:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 12:00 First Sunday Petty thieves Durell (Ice Cube) and LeeJohn (Tracy Morgan) face a big problem: The two must come up with $17,000 in one week, or Durell will no longer be able to see his son. The goofy scoundrels embark on a haphazard plan to rob the neighborhood church, but they find the mission trickier than expected. When they arrive, they discover that somebody equally disreputable has already had his hand in 14:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 15:00 Raw Travel Rob takes a road trip to explore the Trail of Tears and Natchez Trace. 15:30 Full Measure With Sharyl Attkisson A visit to an electronic sanctuary threatened by change; the Alberta separatist movement; a state debating the status of "essential workers.". 16:00 Tainted Trust: Inside the Global Medicine Pipeline The National News Desk and "Spotlight on America" present a special report on a critical failure in the global pharmaceutical supply chain, leaving Americans at risk of contaminated, ineffective, and dangerously mismade medications. 16:30 Amazing America: 250 The "National News Desk" presents a portrait of a nation that is striving, evolving, and inspiring; inviting viewers to reflect on their role in shaping America's next chapter. 17:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 18:00 Next Level Chef The chefs are tasked with reimagining kids' classic dishes, taking nostalgic flavors and elevating them into culinary masterpieces; one more chef is eliminated. 19:00 Family Guy In this Griffin family spoof of the Old West, Peter, known as Quiet Burp, and his gang of outlaws agrees to escort a wealthy businessman on a train journey. 19:31 Universal Basic Guys Mark trains crows to bring him valuable sports cards; Darren faces off with a gaming nemesis. 20:00 American Dad! The school bully saves Steve's life at the carnival and is celebrated as a local hero by everyone but Steve. 20:31 Family Guy When Stewie puts on a pair of boots that make him slightly taller, his newfound confidence changes the power dynamic in the Griffin family. 21:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 22:00 Full Measure With Sharyl Attkisson A visit to an electronic sanctuary threatened by change; the Alberta separatist movement; a state debating the status of "essential workers.". 22:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 23:00 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 23:30 Seinfeld George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice).
2026-04-13 00:00 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine come up with one stipulation when they discuss getting back together as a couple. 00:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 01:00 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 01:30 Nashville Insider The CMA Awards red carpet; country stars at the SESAC Awards; red carpet interviews at the ASCAP Awards; the BMI Awards. 02:00 The World's Funniest Weather Some of the best moments of the series, including wacky wedding videos, hilariously outrageous vacation moments, and crazy fits of sneezing. 02:30 The World's Funniest Weather Some of the best moments of the series, including wacky wedding videos, hilariously outrageous vacation moments, and crazy fits of sneezing. 03:00 Greatest Sports Legends: Then and Now Hosts Gregg Murphy and Wes Hall compare sports legends of the past to those of today. 03:30 The Liquidator Jeff risks going behind a friend's back to make a deal for some Western props. 04:00 Seinfeld Jerry's mechanic (Brad Garrett) steals his car; Kramer and Newman plan to return used bottles to Michigan. 04:30 Divorce Court Landyn says his fiancée is a cheater: he came home from work to find another man's work boots on their porch, and when confronted, Angela said she had no idea where the boots came from. 05:00 Dietrich Law 05:30 Super Animals How the kangaroo moves with remarkable power; secrets of the sloth's slow-motion lifestyle; how the dung beetle rolls its way to success. 06:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 07:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 08:00 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis A man sues his ex-girlfriend after she agreed to continue living in their apartment after their breakup, then stuck him with the rent. 08:30 Mathis Court With Judge Mathis Man blames his ex-girlfriend after he is fired; daughter is accused of deceiving her mother in order to get money to put toward a new home. 09:00 The 700 Club Amazing stories of God helping people around the world. 10:00 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 10:30 Live PD Presents 11:00 The Steve Wilkos Show On a special episode, we highlight stories in which guests clung to their lies until the truth forced them to face the music, today on "The Steve Wilkos Show.". 12:00 Maury Shakira wants to send a message to men who choose to shirk their paternal responsibilities; Alyssa tries to prove to her boyfriend that he is the father of both of her children; Jasmine says her husband is not her baby's father. 13:00 Judge Mathis The plaintiff says she filed a restraining order against her former fiance after he posted nude pictures of her on social media. 14:00 Judy Justice A woman does her boss a favor by dropping off lunch to her home only to be attacked by her pit bull the moment she steps through the doorway; the terrifying attack is caught on video. 14:30 Judy Justice After a pit-bull attack, the dog's owner insists that the victim was given fair warning and told not to enter the home. 15:00 Flip Side Mother and son Bobbie and Justin challenge mom and daughter Rachel and Gwen. 15:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:00 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 16:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 17:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab when the university forces him to take a vacation; Bernadette asks Howard to sign a pre-nup. 17:30 Judge Judy A woman is thrown out of court; a pit bull attacks a dog and its owner. 18:00 Judge Judy After pit bulls kill a neighbor's dog, their owners say they are not responsible for yet another attack and sue for pain and suffering; the judge personally intervenes to find a loving home for a dog whose owners kept it in a kennel for five months. 18:30 Family Feud Family Feud is an American television game show where two families compete to name the responses to survey questions in order to win cash and prizes. 19:00 The 1% Club A matching mother-daughter duo, a beatboxer and two women on a quest to burp for the first time are among 100 contestants competing for the chance to win up to $100,000. 20:02 The Quiz With Balls Two families go head-to-head. 21:00 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 21:30 Live: The National News Desk Local and national perspectives on the latest news. 22:00 Seinfeld Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter. 22:30 Two and a Half Men When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie. 23:00 Two and a Half Men Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 23:30 Last Man Standing Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.