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Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; now they could finally fulfill their wishes, if it wasn't for annoying unpaid bills; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision to behave like adults and to remain reasonable.

Date night for Dan and Roseanne turns into a brush with divorce, after they run into an old friend who has just been through one; Dan begins to fear the worst about their marriage.

Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which will prove whether they can physically communicate their thoughts.

Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home.

Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned.

Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.

Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.

While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him.

Douglas is finally ready to introduce Olivia to his family, but he sets some ground rules to make sure Dottie plays nice.

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An 11-year-old child actress manipulates parents and co-workers.

A widow will lose her home to corporate developers unless neighbors step up to help.

A crazed fan holds Malcolm and Eddie responsible for benching the Kansas City Chiefs' star linebacker.

A sexy older woman in Las Vegas offers to pay off Eddie's gambling debts if he sets her up with Malcolm.

Steve participates in a bachelor auction where a beautiful young bidder turns out to be a front for an older woman.

After Steve's extravagant plans fall apart, he rings in the new millennium with Regina, Cedric and Lovita.

Just as Frasier overcomes his fears about his relationship with Cassandra, Faye returns and upsets the balance in his life.

Frasier criticizes Niles after he encourages Daphne's belief in her own clairvoyance. Guest star Saul Rubinek.

Frasier jeopardizes his relationship by accidentally calling his girlfriend by an ex-lover's name; Daphne panics after losing a valuable keepsake.

Frasier jeopardizes his relationship by accidentally calling his girlfriend by an ex-lover's name; Daphne panics after losing a valuable keepsake.

Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.

Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.

An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.

Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.

A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.

Steve and Al (David Garrison, Ed O'Neill) sell Marcy's (Amanda Bearse) treasured Barbie doll to buy a rare baseball card.

Al wrecks the house while attempting to catch an elusive mouse.

Assuming they aren't liable, Al and Peggy overextend on Buck the dog's new credit card.

For her Valentine's Day gift, Peggy wants Al to say "I love you.".

A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.

Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.

After Arthur wins $2,500 playing bingo, a dispute erupts over how the money should be spent; Doug wants to purchase golf clubs, while Carrie would like to go to a day spa.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal.

George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.

On an evening out with the gang at the bowling alley, Roseanne sneaks a peek at her daughter Becky's first boyfriend; Booker makes a bet with Jackie for very high stakes.

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion; Dan's enthusiastic plan to take photographs for the high school reunion yearbook exposes a 15-year-old secret he has kept from Rosea.

Roseanne's friend Crystal has a love affair; Roseanne and Jackie want to help her get over it so they take her out to drown her sorrows.

Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip.

Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash.

Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do.

Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Bob attempts to learn more about Nigerian customs; Abishola has to contend with gossip spreading about her relationship with Bob.

When Abishola brings Dele to work with her at the hospital, she discovers that her dream of him becoming a doctor might not become a reality; Kemi and Chukwuemeka's mothers bond when Ogechi slips in the bathtub.

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Cedric (Cedric "the Entertainer") prefers reliving his wild days rather than going to Steve's (Steve Harvey) bachelor party. With Wendy Raquel Robinson.

A sexist school board member ignores Regina's funding proposal while green-lighting Steve's harebrained ideas.

Niles and Martin vow not to point out the resemblance of Frasier's new girlfriend (Rita Wilson) to his mother.

Frasier takes over planning for Daphne's wedding; Niles' new girlfriend keeps tabs on the hours they spend together.

Dodging cameras, Frasier seeks revenge on broadcast bullies sponsoring a contest for the best wide-angle photo of his rear end.

Frasier, jealous over Niles' job as an art critic, schemes to get the same position at the radio station.

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.

George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.

George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.

Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.

When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.

Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.

Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000.

Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

George and Angie hire a maid (guest star Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

Hoping it will bring a better selection of treats, Nettie and Matt force Justin to wear a bunny costume for Halloween.

Thanksgiving becomes a real family affair when Jeff invites his family and friends over to watch football.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

Jeff and Karen argue over how to discipline Matt after he misbehaves on "Take Your Kids to Work Day.".

Karen (Ann Cusack) tries to end a long-standing family feud between Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his archenemy, Lyle Rafferty (guest star Tim McGraw).

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who.

Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada.

Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher.

After Abishola calls off things with Bob, her Auntie Olu sets her up with a Nigerian pharmacist; Bob tries online dating.

With Dele's dream of becoming a doctor dashed, Bob, Abishola, Tayo and the rest of the family scramble to find him a new career path; when the pressure mounts, Dele turns to a surprising source for advice on dealing with his family.

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Learning she has cancer, Lizzy tells Garth their elopement was a mistake.

A blackmailer interferes with a mystery writer's scheme to kill his former partner in a perfect crime.

Columbo investigates the case of an unfaithful wife who was murdered when she refused to be blackmailed.

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.

A competition between bitter siblings for ownership of a family-owned corporation, after their father's untimely death, escalates into murder.

An explosion kills an executive as he calls his wife from a car phone, and suspicion falls on a company attorney.

Roz reconsiders her plans to leave KACL for a new job due to growing concern over Frasier's budding relationship with Julia (Felicity Huffman); Daphne and Niles decide to start a family once they send her mother (Millicent Martin) packing.

Even though the station has hired her replacement, Roz is not ready to turn in her headphones; Martin gives Niles and Daphne tips on starting a family.

Daphne and Niles plan a dinner party to make an important announcement, but Julia upstages them.

Seattle's opera conductor (Patrick Stewart) believes Frasier is gay and starts wooing him with lavish gifts and invitations to high-society parties.

Frasier and Martin fall for the boys' childhood sitter (Wendie Malick); Niles begins to show symptoms of anxiety.

Frasier feels like a fifth wheel at dinner with Niles, Daphne, Martin and Ronee (Wendie Malick); Roz is determined to find a romantic partner for Frasier.

The disheveled detective investigates the apparent suicide of a notorious racketeer who was facing an indictment.

When a crooked estate agent dies in prison, his widow vows to exact her revenge on the two men that put him there. After killing her husband's informing boss, she sets her sights on Lieutenant Columbo.

Jeff and Big Jim are arrested after taking the children into the woods to chop down a Christmas tree.

To prove his romantic intentions, Jeff must make amends to Karen after performing a noble act for a sexy waitress.

Karen (Ann Cusack) questions the elaborate funeral arrangements planned for the old family dog. With Jeff Foxworthy, G.W. Bailey.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Herman must regain his license to accept a promotion as driver of the hearse at the funeral parlor.

A local DJ wants to make Herman a singing star.

Herman causes a major crisis when he chastises Spot for tracking mud into the house.

Herman and Grandpa discover a clue to the pirate treasure hidden in their backyard.

Honeymooning in England, Crabtree and Effie find a dead hotel guest while Murdoch investigates an apparent suicide.

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The teaching ministry of American Southern Baptist, pastor and television host, Robert Jeffress; he is a senior minister of the first Baptist Church in Dallas as well as a Fox News contributor.

Dylan Dreyer heads to wild India, where a cute cub is coming out of hibernation and a troop of acrobatic monkeys show no fear in their cliffside home.

Wham, Too Tall and Torch team up with gymnast Nia Dennis to inspire a diverse group of young gymnasts in Pasadena; Speedy invites Thunder and Bulldog to his hometown of Philadelphia to give back to a barber who provides haircuts to the homeless.

Sheinelle Jones discovers how baby animals weather their first seasons of life, from mountain gorillas in the rainforest to turtles beginning their lives at sea.

Sheinelle Jones embarks on a polar adventure to meet the animals that thrive in the planet's coldest climates.

Dr. Rae and Peter track the black-footed ferret, which was once thought to be extinct, first heading to Wyoming where the ferrets were rediscovered in 1981 and then visiting a captive breeding program in Colorado with a notable cloned animal.

Peter and Dr. Rae journey across the United States to uncover two of history's greatest conservation success stories; Dr. Rae visits the facility where California condor conservation began; Peter helps relocate an endangered antelope in Texas.

Columbo excavates the area surrounding the newly poured foundation of a building to search for a corpse.

A botanical collector involves his nephew in a kidnapping to break a trust fund, then murders him to finance his hobby.

A football-team manager (Robert Culp) establishes an electronic alibi for the murder of the team owner (Dean Stockwell) during a game; guests Valerie Harper, Susan Howard, James Gregory, Dean Jagger.

The ongoing feud between an out-of-favor Hollywood actress and a gossip columnist results in murder. Guest star: Anne Baxter.

The media frenzy surrounding Maris' murder trial gives Niles celebrity, making Frasier increasingly jealous.

Station staffers vie to lose the most weight for charity; Eddie observes a pigeon; Daphne keeps injuring Niles in her sleep.

A dentist frames his wife for a murder in order to keep up his image and expensive lifestyle.

A famous romance novelist is shot dead in the course of what looks like a robbery.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

A fishing trip with Karen and two friends goes downhill when Jeff finds he can't stand some of the company.

Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully.

Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson on the futility of gambling.

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

As Murdoch investigates the murder of an elite athlete who gets impaled by a javelin, Hart and Arthur plot her father's demise.

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Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent.

Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan.

When Eddie forgets to pick up Malcolm's weekly lottery ticket, the number Malcolm has been playing for two years wins.

After Eddie's adversary makes him a job offer, Nicolette writes a story about rival nightclub owners in the 1920s.

Steve poses as Lovita's fiance when Cedric can't attend a counseling session with a renowned minister.

Steve (Steve Harvey) gets evicted from his apartment; Regina falls for an author who has a strange fetish.

Roz hires Bulldog as her baby sitter, unaware that he's deliberately scaring away potential love interests.

Frasier's and Niles' new romantic interests create a wedge between the brothers when each thinks the other is moving in on his woman.

The Russian origin of Martin's clock prompts Frasier and Niles to look for evidence they're descendants of the Romanov dynasty.

After a man posing as him dies, Frasier reads his own obituary and regrets the decisions in his life.

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a business man and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.

When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.

Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.

Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.

Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking.

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two.

When Darlene can't sleep one night, she tells Roseanne she had a bad dream; Roseanne suspects it is something else, and she's right; Darlene has started her period.

It's that time of year, Lanford's annual Spring-A-Thon; what better way for the whole family to spend the day than at the mall; the Conner clan packs up and heads for the place that has something for everybody.

Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death.

To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side.

C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing.

After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

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Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French.

When Jonathan is called away, Mark visits his former partner and uncovers a family secret; guest Shannen Doherty.

Malcolm hires a stripper for Eddie's cousin Dexter's bachelor party and nearly torpedoes the wedding.

Malcolm and Eddie hire an interior designer, who might be more of a scam artist, after their apartment is ransacked.

Steve leads Regina's teen-feminist discussion group; Cedric and Lovita socialize with another couple.

On Cedric and Lovita's (Cedric "The Entertainer," Terri J. Vaughn) wedding day, Steve (Steve Harvey) and the groom find themselves locked in a basement.

A scheming Frederick (Trevor Einhorn) tries to get Frasier and Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) back together during Thanksgiving dinner.

Daphne thinks Frasier is in love with her when she overhears his therapeutic ramblings following an injury.

A road trip on New Year's Eve goes awry when Niles accidentally falls asleep in the wrong recreational vehicle.

Frasier goes overboard when he writes a theme song for his show.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.

Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.