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A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box; while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.

Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration.

The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star.

Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.

When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle.

Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love.

When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.

Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.

Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

Doug sets up Stephanie with Carrie's boss so he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.

Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).

George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Fran's love affair with her dream man is put in jeopardy by a little white lie and his obsession with astrology.

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot.

A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.

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Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.".

Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict.

Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).

When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.

After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.

Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.

Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes skydiving.

Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.

On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first "girlie" bar.

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.

When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.

George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor.

When Abishola learns that Bob talked Chukwuemeka into proposing to Kemi, she tries to fix the situation; Kofo permanently alters his relationship with Goodwin when he considers signing a lease in Olu and Tunde's apartment building.

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Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.

Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise.

Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.

Marcy's ex-husband Steve (David Garrison) returns to her -- on the run from the law.

Al uses Jefferson's fortunetelling scam in an attempt to make easy money.

Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.

Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.

The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).

Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.

George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

For the sake of Bob's health, Bob and Abishola try reducing stress by taking a day off together; Christina is boss for the day at MaxDot; Gloria steps in to care for Dottie.

When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.

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Jonathan helps members of a feuding family to see what life would have been like without their loved ones.

Before marrying her fiancé Brad, Mark gives his friend a lesson about marriage that he hopes she will hold dear to her heart.

An egotistic TV detective matches wits with Columbo after murdering his producer, a former lover and current blackmailer.

The curator (Joyce Van Patten) of a strapped family-owned museum stages a robbery, for insurance, then murders to hide her crime; guests Celeste Holm, Tim O'Connor.

An accountant, embezzling to support his wife's lifestyle, murders his partner after the man discovers his crimes.

A mystery writer uses her plot as a guide to murder her nephew, whom she blames for her niece's death.

Columbo investigates the murder of a gourmet restaurant owner who had been the victim of an extortionist.

Columbo suspects a psychologist (Nicol Williamson), a noted expert in mind control, is guilty of murder.

Hosted by NBCU Storyteller Cody Broadway, this docuseries follows real-life searches and reunions.

A national magazine's computers pick the Munsters as the Average American Family.

After clashing with the rest of the family, Grandpa feels unappreciated; he leaves home and performs a magic act at a local nightclub.

Lily secretly goes to work to help out the family's finances.

Grandpa turns himself into a wolf while camping.

A military-academy commandant murders to protect his career and prevent his school's conversion to a coed junior college.

Columbo's Mexico cruise is disrupted when an automobile executive kills his blackmailing lover, the ship's singer, then frames a musician.

Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life.

Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant.

When the director of Toronto's new symphony is murdered, Murdoch suspects jealous musicians are responsible.

Due to an error, Marilyn's college tuition is not paid, and she is told that she cannot return.

While listening to his ham radio, Herman mistakes some playing children for beings from outer space.

Eddie refuses to return to school because the students call him "Shorty.".

Grandpa may become the first bat in space.

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Host Danielle Robb and Dr. Pablo Prichard uncover the hidden dangers lurking in everyday life, from shampoo bottles to kitchen cookware; Dr. Prichard shares the science of how these chemicals disrupt the body and offers a practical action plan.

A dog keeps a veteran and her family comfortable after coming home from deployment; a horse and a dog help a young woman overcome her anxiety.

Sheinelle Jones heads down under to meet cute koalas, kickboxing kangaroos and adorable sea lions getting ready to take their first plunge.

Dylan Dreyer introduces some of the world's most unusual animals, including a fish that loves to come on land, wild donkeys in the Himalayas and frigate birds who have perfected the art of the steal.

Dr. Rae and Peter explore some of the planet's most amazing aquatic wildlife and the heroic efforts to protect them, including North America's largest freshwater turtle species, sharks in Florida, charismatic beluga whales and massive whale sharks.

Peter joins a helicopter team to conduct a census on Mexican wolves, then helps biologists relocate a wild lynx in the Cascades; in the Sierra Nevada, Peter and Dr. Rae protect bighorn sheep, and later study alligator conservation efforts in Georgia.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

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When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When a bride mysteriously collapses and dies before her wedding, Murdoch suspects she was poisoned by her perfume.

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When Fran (Fran Drescher) gets a valentine from a secret admirer, she assumes it is Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size.

Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Dr. Ray Flemming (Gene Barry) is a psychologist with a wealthy wife (Nina Foch). One night, at the couple's anniversary party, Ray receives a call from his patient and mistress, Joan (Katherine Justice). Ray's wife suspects that the two are having an affair and threatens to divorce him. Ray and Joan conspire to kill Ray's wife, with Joan providing the alibi. The pair are sure they've gotten away w

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

A wine connoisseur kills his playboy brother to prevent his selling the family winery to expiate his latest scandal.

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Columbo investigates the apparent suicide of a tabloid reporter in the Los Angeles rave scene.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

Doug tries to prove he would protect Carrie in a life-or-death situation after he makes a dumb move while on a rough plane ride.

Doug runs into a business acquaintance while bringing Arthur to the hospital for heart surgery; Carrie discovers an old college acceptance letter.

Carrie asks Doug to be a witness at her boss's trial, but then fears he won't be professional in the courtroom.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.

George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.