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Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.

Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.

Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.

Carrie discovers Doug's annoying ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) has an employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue.

Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.

Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.

While in a precarious position with a woman, Charlie injures his back and won't let Alan, a chiropractor, help him; after Alan drives Charlie to the doctor's office, Charlie is surprised to learn that his physician died four years ago, and a female, Dr. Michelle Talmadge, has replaced him; Berta teaches Jake a lesson.

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard.

Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play.

Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher.

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

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Jonathan and Mark are assigned to reward the good deeds of a homeless street performer.

After suffering a heart attack, a blind pianist turns to Mark and Jonathan to help him start a new life.

No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.

Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.

The disheveled detective gets some free advice from a world-famous sex therapist.

The detective is called in to investigate the death of a sergeant major at a training camp.

Homicide detective Lieutenant Columbo investigates the murder of a famous painter's ex-wife.

Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money.

Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy.

Lily works as a model.

Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show.

Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back.

Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father.

A magician claims an airtight alibi -- being sealed in a tank of water -- in the murder of a blackmailing associate.

Lt. Columbo's prime suspect in the case of a drowned yacht magnate also turns up dead.

A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship.

A dying woman tries to reconcile with her stern father for the sake of her illegitimate daughter.

When Murdoch and Ogden are abducted, newly appointed Inspector Crabtree's first order of business is finding them.

When Herman is forced to work overtime at the parlor, Lily grows furious and convinces him that he deserves a raise; he is fired when he demands an increase in pay.

Herman rescues a little boy whose head is trapped in the park railings, but doesn't get all the credit he deserves; Herman strikes up a friendship with the youngster.

Eddie runs away when one of his friends convinces him that all parents are mean.

Herman decides to try out his diving equipment while at the ocean.

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Danielle and Dr. Pablo take actress Alicia Willis and racecar champion Tanner Foust inside the hidden world of hormones, which power everything from strength and sleep to memory and mood, and explains how hormonal shifts affect the Wheel of Age.

A boy with Down syndrome finds his perfect sidekick in a donkey; a college student saves the life of a pigeon, and the pigeon returns the favor.

Sheinelle Jones discovers how amazing animal architects like beavers, birds and honeybees create and build their "home-sweet-homes" in the most unexpected places.

Dylan Dreyer discovers how the rarest of big cats survive, from snow leopards in the Himalayas to the nimble Iberian lynx on the prowl in Spain.

Dr. Rae and Peter join field surveys to help monitor recovering and at-risk wildlife; Dr. Rae counts manatees in Florida; Peter helps survey endangered black-footed ferrets near Denver; Peter and Dr. Rae team up with shark experts in the Bahamas.

Dr. Rae and Peter answer the call of wildlife in crisis as they head to the Cairns Turtle Rehabilitation Centre in Queensland, Australia; with a team of veterinarians and rescuers, they give a second chance to koalas, sea turtles and kangaroos.

Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones.

Fran (Fran Drescher) invites Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to her family reunion at Niagara Falls hoping he'll feel romantic. Guest star: Spalding Gray.

Fran's romantic evening with Maxwell at a Michael Bolton concert is ruined by a rash her doctor can't cure.

Fran (Fran Drescher) makes the mistake of telling a gossip columnist (Cindy Adams) that a famous actress (Joan Van Ark) has a fake mole.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) may be forced to sell out to a rival company unless he heeds his brother's (Jay Mohr) advice.

Wayne (Jay Mohr) hires his girlfriend (guest star Michelle Clunie) to work in the shop after Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) promised to hire his sister-in-law (Debra Jo Rupp).

A man (guest star Scott Michael Campbell) who Wayne (Jay Mohr) bullied years before in high school attempts to wreak his revenge.

Bob, Abishola and their friends and family reflect on how far they've come and consider what's most important to them as they head into the future.

Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over.

Conflicted about exonerating a murderer to save their daughter, Murdoch and Ogden abduct the socialite to face justice.

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On the advice of her therapist (Spalding Gray), Fran (Fran Drescher) forces Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) to overcome his fear of intimacy.

Fran and Grace (Fran Drescher, Madeline Zima) visit the Middle East and wind up being held captive by a swooning sultan (Charles Shaughnessy in a dual role).

When Fran learns that Maxwell has bought a diamond ring, she suspects a marriage proposal is in the air.

Fran (Fran Drescher) learns that some of Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) high-society chums are making fun of her behind her back. Guest stars: Dick Martin and Mort Drescher.

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Jefferson goes to Cuba to hunt for a fuel pump to revive Al's Dodge.

Peg and Kelly go on the road after winning a talent contest in Branson, Mo.

Overweight women hold a kangaroo court charging hostage Al with disrespect.

Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.

Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing "breaking out.".

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.

Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman calls his hotline for virgins and is on the verge of giving in.

When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.

Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.

Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.

Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.

When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her.

Fran (Fran Drescher) is torn between her loyalty to the Sheffields and a proposal from her ex-boyfriend (Jonathan Penner). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Grace reveals that she has no memories of her mother after she and Fran enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.

Mr. Sheffield goes to a hot new club with Fran and Val and meets a woman who looks and sounds exactly like Fran.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

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Fran transforms a nerdy singer into a cool rapper so that he can audition for a part in Maxwell's new show.

With many of her friends divorced and disagreement brewing with Maxwell, Fran worries about her pending nuptials.

Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star.

Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife.

When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her.

The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is.

Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike.

When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.

Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.

It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a gay soirée at the diner; during the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a secret in Fred's past.

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.

George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from her past.

Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad.".

Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.

Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.

Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.

Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.