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The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.

Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.

Adam's mother-in-law Alice makes an unexpected visit and reveals some shocking news.

When Adam and Andi resort to their usual punishment in response to Teddy's bad grades, his unexpected reaction catches them off guard.

Jim asks Dana for help while Cheryl is away; Jim and Dana follow Ruby on her date with an older boy.

Jim reads Ruby and Gracie's diaries to find out why they can't seem to stop fighting, and realizes that his daughters need some delicate motherly advice.

Jim and Cheryl attempt to plan for some romantic time alone, but when the kids demand all of her attention, Jim plans to meet Cheryl for a tryst in the airport lounge.

While Cheryl is still in Florida, Jim donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity to clear the garage for a cigar lounge; Cheryl calls Jim with a special announcement.

When Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) date falls on the dance floor at his first coed birthday party, Tim (Tim Allen) is to blame.

When Tim (Tim Allen) tries to fix a gas leak in a friend's home, he accidentally blows up the building.

Tim (Tim Allen) and his sister-in-law (Jensen Daggett) accidentally see each other naked.

Tim and two bachelors from his audience discuss wives and girlfriends, while their mates tune in at home.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.

Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.

When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.

While fighting over Jackie, Kelso accidentally shoots Hyde with an air gun; Fez develops a crush on his boss at the DMV.

Donna scores higher on the Scholastic Aptitude Test than Eric.

M'Lynn (Sally Field) is the mother of bride-to-be Shelby Eatenton (Julia Roberts), and as friend Truvy Jones (Dolly Parton) fixes the women's hair for the ceremony, they welcome a helping hand from aspiring beautician Annelle Dupuy DeSoto (Daryl Hannah). Diabetic Shelby has a health scare, which is averted but doesn't bode well for her hopes of having children. Time passes, and the women and their

At Brad's birthday party, Sean attempts to reunite Brad's parents.

Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.

Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him; Dan questions his position at the hardware store, which leads to a massive fight with Ben.

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Professor Kimberly Crenshaw says the Freedom to Learn Campaign is a response to efforts that seek to "whitewash" racism and slavery from American history; Merc B. Williams (web show "Laugh Your Way to Work"); the Two Mississippi Museums in Jackson.

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Easily excitable Neal Page (Steve Martin) is somewhat of a control freak. Trying to get home to Chicago to spend Thanksgiving with his wife (Laila Robins) and kids, his flight is rerouted to a distant city in Kansas because of a freak snowstorm, and his sanity begins to fray. Worse yet, he is forced to bunk up with talkative Del Griffith (John Candy), whom he finds extremely annoying. Together the

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.

When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.

Adam and Andi attempt to spice up their social life by making new friends.

Adam has trouble helping Katie prepare for her driving test; Don turns to Lowell for help romancing Marcy.

With Cheryl on bed rest, Jim hosts Gracie's doll-themed party, turning the girly tea party into a wild squirt-gun fight.

Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, blaming her forgetfulness on pregnancy.

Jim uses Andy's gift certificate just before Andy remembers he has it and invites Jim to help him use it.

Jim institutes a tribunal system to stop the children from bickering, and it works well for solving the children's problems but backfires when he and Andy have an argument.

Visiting relatives cause problems for Jill, Tim and Al (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen, Richard Karn).

The Taylor family stays at a resort for the wedding of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) cousin. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).

Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) unwittingly creates marital strife for the father (guest star Mark L. Taylor) of Randy's girlfriend (guest star Kimberly Cullum).

Tim is pressured into standing up to Jill after he buys expensive sports tickets without consulting her.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) won't admit his fears when Jill and Tim (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen) convert the basement into his bedroom.

Bud makes Tim entertain a station manager during the Taylors' romantic getaway.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) isn't as thrilled as Tim (Tim Allen) when he learns he will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree.

Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the "Tool Time" set.

Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.

The gang finds itself caught up in strange situations as Halloween festivities turn scary. With Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon and Wilmer Valderrama.

When Hyde (Danny Masterson) sneaks into a bar with the guys, he recognizes the bartender as his long-lost father, Bud (guest star Robert Hays).

Sparks fly when Jackie and Fez (Mila Kunis, Wilmer Valderrama) team up for a roller disco contest; Red (Kurtwood Smith) is sued by a former employee.

While watching a friend's baby, Kitty decides that she wants another child; Donna and Eric talk about having children someday.

Eric's cute new lab partner has the hots for him, and Donna finds a strange pair of panties in his car.

Jackie tries to make Hyde jealous by bringing a date to Red's annual barbecue; Bob hosts his own competing barbecue.

Everyone gets into hot water while playing a version of "The Newlywed Game" at the ice shack.

A new girl (guest star Allison Munn) dazzles Fez (Wilmer Valderrama); Hyde, Kelso and Jackie (Danny Masterson, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis) compete for Donna's (Laura Prepon) extra Led Zeppelin ticket.

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Author and evangelist Joel Osteen spreads his message of love and hope as he preaches at the 30,000-plus member Lakewood Church in Houston. The program can be seen in more than 100 countries. Osteen urges people to live at their full potential and form a close relationship with God.

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Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.

Tim's (Tim Allen) creativity gets way out of hand when Al (Richard Karn) asks him to direct a how-to video. With Patricia Richardson.

Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.

Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter; Dan decides to foster an elderly dog.

Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners come together to help someone who is close to them.

Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.

When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.

Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

Adam tries to give Andi the perfect 20th wedding anniversary gift by re-creating their honeymoon.

When Andi goes back to work and Adam stays home to take care of the kids, he discovers that they aren't well-behaved angels.

After years of dating, Andy meets the perfect girl and worries that she will break up with him; Jim offers to take Andy's girlfriend's daughter to a concert with Ruby and Gracie.

Andy is sure Emily is going to break up with him, since all his former girlfriends left him after six weeks of dating; Dana hypnotizes Andy to find out the cause of his breakups.

Pregnant Cheryl wants to have a game night and play a game that she never loses, but Dana knows she cheats.

A chance meeting in the supermarket lets Jim in on Cheryl's secret: though she says the doctor told her to stay in bed, her doctor actually wants her to be active.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) proves how handy he really is when Heidi (Debbe Dunning) goes into labor and he has to deliver the baby. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim and Jill become concerned when Brad pays more attention to his first part-time job than his school work.

After teasing Tim about buying something because the saleswoman flirted with him, Jill wonders if flirting could get her a job.

Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.

Cheryl's recently widowed mother (guest star Kathleen Noone) introduces her fiance to the family, drawing disapproval of the whirlwind romance.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Cheryl secretly plans a reunion between Jim and his estranged sister (Jennifer Coolidge) when the family takes a trip to Las Vegas.

Jim starts to resent being Cheryl's errand boy; Andy thinks flashing his wedding ring around will make him a "chick magnet.".

Jim panics when his son becomes a Green Bay Packers fan, and he tries to convert him to a Chicago Bears fan.

Jim feels guilty after cheating at a church's fund-raising bingo game.

Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her expensive jewelry.

Adam is thrilled to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable; Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it.

When Adam and Don realize they need to bring in more business, they film a commercial advertising their company; Andi works up the courage to ask her boss for a raise.

Adam and Andi set up Adam's boss on a date to boost her spirits in the hope that she'll be in the mood and have Adam begin working again.

After struggling to find work, Andi proposes an idea for her and Adam to go into business together; Adam tackles a challenging renovation of Joe and Bev's kitchen.

Adam attempts to make the office feel more inviting since Andi will be joining him at work every day; Lowell hides a life-changing secret.

Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office and must prevent it from becoming a problem at home; the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.

Dog day afternoon; cutting it loose; laser focus.

Last Gas; Gorilla My Dreams; Kindergarten Cop.

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Kitty redecorates the basement after Hyde moves back in with the Formans; Fez takes up ballet to meet girls.

Donna agrees to go to a ball with Eric but insists they're not on a date; Bob meets an outspoken woman at the store.

"Tool Time" gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.

The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.

Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure.

Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards.

Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.

Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.

Mike learns that Kyle's new-found interest in philosophy is distracting him from his work; Mike worries about Boyd attending a bilingual school.

Despite having a good time teaching Eve how to drive, Mike thinks Vanessa should take over so she and Eve can bond; Mandy is annoyed by Mike's endless requests for Kyle to do work around the house.

Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority; Ed goes under cover to investigate productivity on The Outdoor Man loading dock.

Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.

Adam must choose between his brother and his wife when he receives two coveted tickets to a Steelers game.

Adam makes a hasty decision after getting upset with his daughter's kindergarten teacher, landing himself and Andi in trouble.

The devil (James Lipton) comes to collect on a deal Jim made with him back when Jim was courting Cheryl.

Jim guilts the older kids into doing household chores after Jonathan's special blanket goes missing.

When Dana, Cheryl's sister and best friend, moves away, Jim realizes he must find Cheryl a new friend as soon as possible.

Jim urges Andy to propose to Emily or risk losing her, but when he sees Emily dining with another man, he doubts the wisdom of his advice.

Instead of attending the theater with Jill and Ilene (Patricia Richardson, Sherry Hursey), Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go out scalping hockey tickets.

Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite "Tool Time" episodes as a consequence of overeating.

Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite "Tool Time" episodes as a consequence of overeating.

Visiting relatives cause problems for Jill, Tim and Al (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen, Richard Karn).

Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney; Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.

Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.

A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.

Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner.

Fez decides to introduce his new girlfriend, Nina, to the gang, and Kitty offers to throw a dinner party for the occasion.

After Donna's dad leaves town for the weekend, she and Eric practice being married; Eric later tells Red he is engaged to Donna.

Red fires Eric from his job at Pricemart after hearing about his engagement; Nina invites Fez to spend the night with her.

When Annette (guest star Jessica Simpson) visits Kelso, Jackie must conceal her jealousy from Hyde. Tom Poston and Betty White also guest star.

Adam and Andi contemplate having another baby when Don and Marcy's newborn grandson comes for a visit.

Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter, Sophia; Andi gets jealous when her daughter goes to Sophia for advice instead of her; Sophia tells Adam she is attracted to him.

Claudia refuses to include Brad in the family portrait; Claudia's father-in-law (Richard Riehle) gives her plot to his dead cat.

Eddie persuades Sean to help him break into his ex-girlfriend's apartment to steal embarrassing photographs.

Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter; Dan decides to foster an elderly dog.

Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners come together to help someone who is close to them.

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Eric is shocked when Red taps Kelso to play the stock boy in an instructional film on stocking shelves; Kelso models his performance on John Travolta's in "Saturday Night Fever"; Leo takes Hyde and Fez on a shopping spree.

Eric takes exception to Donna's story about a fictional couple; Bob introduces his new girlfriend to Red and Kitty.

When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.

Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.

Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way.

Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law.

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way.

Boyd finds Vanessa's ideas for the Halloween haunted house fundraiser too scary. Mike wants to help Boyd face his fears.

When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Many give her advice on romance.

When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.

Vanessa feels guilty after encouraging Mandy to end things with Kyle, so she decides to try to make things right.

Don persuades Adam to turn his cluttered garage into a man cave; Adam is distraught after thinking he gave away one of Andi's beloved keepsakes.

Andi struggles to stay on the sideline while Adam, David and Lowell organize the school's Thanksgiving dinner.

Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

Jim tries to earn money for Christmas gifts for his kids by landing the twins in a movie role opposite Steve Guttenberg.

Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods.

When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend (Constance Marie), he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance.

The Taylor family stays at a resort for the wedding of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) cousin. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).

Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.

When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve's school, Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.

After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.

Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.

When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying.

Hyde breaks up with Jackie when he realizes she still has feelings for Kelso. Betty White and Jessica Simpson guest star.

Red, Kitty, Eric and Donna help Jackie clean out her parents' mountain cabin. Jack Osbourne guest stars.

Rivals (guest stars Fred Willard, Seth Green) try to best Red and Eric in a father-son, Paul Bunyan competition. Bob Goldthwait also guest stars.

The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer.

Adam discovers the pastor he hired for his wedding is a phony and he and Andi aren't really married; Adam scrambles to fix it before Andi finds out.

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.

Sean and Eddie plan a St. Patrick's Day celebration at the bar but forget the beer; Brad and Lily help build a float for the parade.

Sean disciplines one of Henry's bratty friends; Lily asks Brad to choose between her and his geeky friends; Eddie uses a Jewish online dating service.