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When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.

Mike gets caught between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated against chicken pox.

Mindy worries about Kyle's safety after he gets in an accident; Ed makes an unexpected announcement; Eve plays with her high school football team.

When Mike discovers Vanessa has given away the last of his incandescent light bulbs, he and Chuck go looking for more; Mandy announces she is getting her own apartment.

Mike is inspired to follow his dream to open a fish and game restaurant; Eve and Mandy go pheasant hunting.

New guy Mitch (Seth Green) tries to make out with Donna; Bob asks Pamela (Brooke Shields) to move in with him.

Mitch (guest star Seth Green) tells Donna a secret about Eric that makes him seem less than desirable; Red and Hyde see a side of Pamela (guest star Brooke Shields) they will never forget.

Mitch (Seth Green) invites Donna to go with him to his brother's wedding; Fez pretends to be rich to impress a woman; Red gets cable installed.

Donna's bachelorette party takes a surprising turn when Kelso's brother, Casey (Luke Wilson), turns out to be the emcee at a strip club.

Adam must choose between his brother and his wife when he receives two coveted tickets to a Steelers game.

Adam makes a hasty decision after getting upset with his daughter's kindergarten teacher, landing himself and Andi in trouble.

Lily confides in Claudia that she is still a virgin, then Claudia reveals the news to Lily's friends.

Sean tries to disguise the fact that he cut Henry's hair himself instead of taking him to a barber shop.

A weather report forecasting that a tornado is headed for Lanford creates chaos and surprises on Dan and Louise's wedding day.

The Conner home is decked out for Halloween, despite the leak in the roof that forces Dan and Louise to cancel their honeymoon; Becky surprises the newlyweds and takes them on a virtual adventure around the world.

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Eric squares off with Donna in a game of one-on-one; Jackie clings to Kelso; Red's plant cuts back to half days.

A visit from Red's mother drives everyone crazy except Fez, who finds he has a lot in common with her.

While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of "Tool Time" at home. Penn & Teller guest star.

Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.".

A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary.

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

Abishola and Kemi take Christina to see a Yoruba priest, where she learns that her toxic relationship with her mother may be stifling her growth; Bob deals with the fallout of promoting Kofo over Goodwin when Goodwin has a panic attack at work.

When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.

Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.

When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" -- his girlfriend Fiona; the Outdoor Man crew debates over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart.

A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight, while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated; Ryan overreacts after taking Kyle's psych test.

When Rev. Paul recruits Kyle and Mandy to the church bowling team, Mike is left with two unappealing options for Team Baxter; Vanessa anxiously awaits an endorsement from the Teacher's Association for her Assembly campaign.

When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.

Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.

When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend (Constance Marie), he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance.

Jim joins Cheryl's yoga class after getting jealous of her male instructor.

Kyle and Andy both fall for Ruby's piano teacher, Mandy (Jackie Debatin).

Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin).

Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.

Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.

The weird subject of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.

Much to Tim's chagrin, Wilson would rather spend time with his niece than restore the Studebaker she gave him.

When Mike offers Kristin and Ryan a cash gift to put toward their wedding, they must decide whether it's worth the conditions that come with it.

Mike has a confrontation with his neighbor over her noisy projects; Eve learns Ed isn't who she thought he was.

After an Outdoor Man billboard is vandalized, Mike and Vanessa disagree about hiring Chuck's security company to protect it.

Everyone has an opinion on how Eve should deal with her feeling after her first high school breakup -- even though she says she is fine; Mandy and Kristin get into a fight about Kyle.

Chaos results when Eric sneaks a peek at Donna's wedding dress before the big day; Red needs to find a truly meaningful wedding gift for the couple.

Kelso becomes afraid of fatherhood when he meets Brooke's (Shannon Elizabeth) mother, Carolyn (Morgan Fairchild); Eric has second thoughts about marrying Donna and leaves town to sort things out.

Donna's mother returns to console her daughter; Kitty finds Hyde's birth certificate and makes a discovery about his father; Eric tries to explain his actions to Donna.

Eric makes plans to sell Donna's engagement ring to fund taking a year off, but when he learns Donna threw it from the water tower the gang goes searching for it, with disastrous results.

Don persuades Adam to turn his cluttered garage into a man cave; Adam is distraught after thinking he gave away one of Andi's beloved keepsakes.

Andi struggles to stay on the sideline while Adam, David and Lowell organize the school's Thanksgiving dinner.

Sean (Donal Logue) tries to keep Eddie (Kevin Corrigan) from hitting on a woman (guest star Julie Claire) Claudia (Megyn Price) is consoling after a break-up.

Sean (Donal Logue) and the boys are chased by angry sports fans after he causes the Yankees to lose a game.

Darlene worries about Mark making friends at his new school; Mark turns to Ben for personal advice; Becky finds herself thriving in college and starts thinking about her future plans.

When Jackie devises an offbeat plan of how to serve the customers at the diner, it's anything but smooth service; Dan begins to sell some furniture to make room for his new bride and her things.

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Eric (Topher Grace) has a tough boss (guest star Danny Bonaduce) at the town's first fast-food burger joint; Donna's (Laura Prepon) party gets out of control. With Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson.

Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) find a full keg of beer in the middle of the road and decide to throw a party. With Danny Masterson and Ashton Kutcher. Eve Plumb guest stars as Mrs. Burkhart.

The Taylors' lives come to a halt when Jill (Patricia Richardson) is told she might need a hysterectomy. With Tim Allen.

Jill's mother visits to help Jill and Tim cope with the emotional highs and lows following Jill's surgery.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) wins a large sum of money and decides to build a greenhouse which annoys Tim (Tim Allen).

Tim decides to buy the hardware store from Harry, but wonders what he is doing wrong when it stops making money.

When Abishola's ex-husband, Tayo, visits Detroit for work, everyone falls under his spell except Bob and Abishola, who know there must be more to his visit than he claims.

Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman.

After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.

Cheryl hides the digital camera after Jim deliberately deletes a photograph she urged him to save.

When Kyle and Mandy individually reveal a secret to Mike and Vanessa, respectively, they are sworn not to tell the other; Ryan invites Mike to be a guest on his podcast.

Eve returns home for a weekend visit, and Vanessa tries to re-create a childhood tradition for the girls; Jen asks Ed and Chuck for help in finding out who is stealing her work lunches; Kristin's big day finally arrives.

A series of time jumps finds Mike and Vanessa with two new grandchildren as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them; Vanessa and Mandy clash over Vanessa's "helpfulness"; Chuck desperately hopes it's last call on Ed's mixology happy hour.

Vanessa hires a home improvement repairman who bears an uncanny resemblance to Mike; Kyle and Ryan defend their favorite comic book writer to Mandy and Kristen; Mike struggles with an idea for his video blog.

Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.

Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.

Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races where the fathers bet on their kids.

Despite Mandy's warnings, Andy plays snow football with Jim and gets injured.

Jim tries to be a cool dad to impress Ruby and her friends but realizes that she is just manipulating him.

When Jim is prescribed pain pills for a back injury, the family takes advantage of his unusually mellow mood.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) is asked out on a date and realizes her 18-year marriage has lost some spark and romance. With Tim Allen.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) questions God's existence, which prompts Tim (Tim Allen) to visit the Rev. Mike (guest star Dan Aykroyd).

The Taylors celebrate Thanksgiving with a Hollywood producer at a Detroit Lions football game. Guest stars: Rodney Dangerfield, Alex Rocco and Tom Poston.

Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.

Mike is upset when he feels like security cameras in the neighborhood are impacting his family's privacy -- until he sees compromising footage of Mandy.

Mike sees how important it is for Ryan and Kyle to have a father figure in their lives when he encourages them to stand up for their beliefs.

Mike uses his vlog to track down a homeless man who has gone missing; Mandy helps a young mother from the woman's shelter.

Mike and Vanessa come home early from their anniversary celebration and find Mandy was planning a party -- complete with beer and underage guests; Kristen feels nervous about her upcoming wedding.

Hyde gets a big surprise when he meets his real father; Eric and Donna attend a feminist rally; Kelso prepares for the arrival of his baby.

Eric tries his hand at vandalism; Red buys a local muffler shop; Kelso's daughter gives him a newfound respect for women.

After Red offers him a job, Hyde must choose between working with Red or his real father; Fez gets a job as a shampoo boy at the local beauty shop.

With an empty nest, Kitty decides on a course of self-improvement; Eric decides he wants to be an artist; Hyde learns the joys of business attire.

When none of the kids will confess to putting a hole in the wall, Adam and Andi team up to find the guilty one.

Adam tries to guide his eldest daughter through a momentous occasion when Andi is unavailable; Andi gets stuck in traffic while trying to take Emme and Teddy to the zoo.

Sean and Claudia (Donal Logue, Megyn Price) are dismayed when Walt (Richard Riehle) gives Jimmy (Griffin Frazen) a BB gun for his birthday.

Jimmy fantasizes about blowing away a bully with his new kung fu moves, a la "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.".

Louise starts to move into the Conners' home; Dan decides to sell the furniture set he bought for Roseanne when they were first married; Dan finds parting with the furniture harder than he thought it would be.

Darlene brings Nick to the hardware store, where they run into Ben, who invites Nick to join him at The Lunch Box to watch a Bears game; Dan tries to spruce up the bedroom while Louise is out on the road; Jackie meets Logan's mom.

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Eric and Donna (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) decide to double-date with Jackie and Kelso (Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher) at the drive-in; Red and Kitty (Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp) dine out.

Hyde (Danny Masterson) takes dance lessons from Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) to avoid embarrassment when the gang visits a disco. With Topher Grace, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) professor overhears her insult him, which puts her at odds with the thesis committee.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) decides to risk re-injuring himself in order to try out for a soccer scholarship.

Tim and Jill comfort Al when his mother dies; a new producer makes Tim's job at "Tool Time" very unpleasant.

Many changes are on the way for the Taylors, starting with Tim's (Tim Allen) frustration with his new producer.

When Dottie moves her husband Max's urn into Bob and Abishola's living room, everyone is forced to confront their views on death and the afterlife; Goodwin pits Douglas and Kofo against each other in a battle for Dottie's vacant MaxDot office.

When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele.

When Cheryl helps Dana buy a new car that turns out to be a lemon, Jim is determined to straighten things out at the dealership.

Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.

Mike reluctantly finds himself acting as Ryan's mentor when he is offered a big corporate job; Mandy and Kyle attempt to make Ed's bucket list dreams come true after finding a secret file on his computer.

Mike surprises Vanessa with a visit from Jen that might last longer than expected; Ryan asks Chuck for advice to impress his new corporate boss on the golf course.

When Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorsman Toddler campaign, she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters for the ad; Ryan's plan to buy a house on Mike's street hits a snag.

Mike regrets convincing Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic jeep when he realizes how he intends to restore it; Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language.

Adam encourages Don to give himself food poisoning to get out of babysitting his destructive grandson; Adam and Andi argue over who has to take Kate and her teenage friends dress shopping.

When Adam buys a boat without asking Andi, they wind up in couples therapy to settle the disagreement.

Jim is frustrated that Kyle seems to like science-fiction better than sports, so he tries to change his son's opinion by going to a convention with him.

When Jim gets financially rewarded for doing charity work, Cheryl tells him that he should return the money.

Jim is haunted by a ghost when he buys Cheryl a diamond necklace that was taken off a dead woman.

In the last ever episode, Jim chokes on some food and finds himself on trial in heaven, where Andy represents the defense and Dana the Devil.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.

Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.

Tim and Jill rent their second house to Al, who proves to be a difficult tenant; Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.

After spending time with his 4-year-old niece, Tim (Tim Allen) tells Jill (Patricia Richardson) he wants to have another child.

Mandy lands her dream internship with a top fashion designer in New York -- but then unexpectedly turns it down; Vanessa and Mike want to know what changed her mind.

During the grand opening of The Outdoor Man Grill, Kristin feels like Ed is undermining her role as manager; Eve tries to distance herself from a childhood friend who appears to have a crush on her.

Vanessa sets Eve up with a student -- not realizing that Eve may already be dating someone; Chuck and Mike think Eve is seeing Chuck's son.

During a hunting trip, Ryan's father, Victor, reveals the true motive behind his visit; Vanessa tries to get more relatives to attend Ryan and Kristin's wedding.

Eric encourages the gang to pull a prank on a crazy neighbor; Kitty takes a magazine quiz and learns that she has low self-esteem; Bob accuses Midge of flirting with W.B.

Hyde and his not-so-nice sister, Angie, fight for control of their father's company. Guest star Tim Reid.

Kitty is upset that the kids have other plans for Thanksgiving, Eric has tickets to a Styx concert and Hyde has his store's grand opening.

Hyde's sister, Angie, succumbs to Kelso's charms and agrees to a second date, then wakes up in bed with him.

Adam attempts to prove he isn't jealous after he discovers that Andi has a close male friend at work.

Adam and Don are forced to take sides in a feud when Andi and Marcy realize they were high school rivals.

An exasperated Sean (Donal Logue) cheats to help his son's (Jake Burbage) pathetic soccer team win a game.

Much to her father's chagrin, Lily and her friends decide to do a bawdy dance number at the school talent show.

The Conners celebrate Mark when he makes it on the dean's list at his new magnet school; Jackie continues to navigate her relationship with Neville.

Darlene continues to navigate her breakup with Ben; Dan offers to talk with Aldo's dad when he doesn't approve of Harris and Aldo's relationship.

"Quit Foaling Around"; "The Pranking of the Guard"; "Attack of the Recycling Bin.".

"A New Leash on Life"; "Milking the Gag"; "The Brief Case of the Briefcase.".

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Laurie brings a college friend home for Thanksgiving, who then causes trouble by trying to seduce Eric.

On career day, Fez (Wilmer Valderrama) tags along with Hyde and his mother (Danny Masterson, guest star Katey Sagal), who works at the school cafeteria. With Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al (Richard Karn) gets married.

Tim and Jill need to decide their future and reminisce about the past eight years; Al and Trudy get married.

After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he attempts to improve the dishwasher, which has explosive results.

Mark (Taran Noah Smith) helps Tim (Tim Allen) replace the motor in the lawn mower with an engine from a high-powered motorcycle. With Patricia Richardson.

Christina kicks Abishola and Dottie out for making light of her pre-pregnancy preparations; Christina bonds with Douglas; Abishola spends a fun day with Dottie.

When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.

Vanessa's attempt to have both her granddaughters admitted to an elite preschool puts her in a sticky situation to return a political favor; Mike worries Rev. Paul is taking advantage of Kyle.

When Ed pits Mike and Joe against each other to find the next classic car for renovation, Chuck teaches them a valuable lesson; Mandy, Kyle and Vanessa meddle in Jen's love life.

In the wake of the pandemic, Mike and Kristin are forced to make some tough business decisions involving Outdoor Man; Jen helps Mandy get organized.

Mike's willpower is put to the test when Vanessa challenges him to go vegetarian for a week; Ed trolls ventriloquist Jeff Dunham on social media; Mandy and Kyle move into Kristin and Ryan's guest house.

Adam discovers someone is sneaking his boat out at night, and he assumes the culprits are Don and Joe; after Andi makes Kate get a job at the mall, Kate decides she no longer wants to go to college.

When Adam and Don disagree about a new house to flip for their construction business, their bickering reveals bigger issues in their relationship; Andi goes to great lengths to throw the perfect birthday party for Bev.

When Jim tries to solve Ruby's separation anxiety, he discovers that he doesn't have the willpower to leave his teary 6-year-old at school.

Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse.

When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority.

Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.

Tim and Jill find a bag of marijuana in their backyard and debate how to properly handle the situation.

A question of trust arises between the Taylors when the man Jill had a dream about installs the new kitchen counter.

Tim (Tim Allen) suspects that Al and Heidi (Richard Karn, Debbe Dunning) are having an affair; pro golfer Payne Stewart visits "Tool Time.".

Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; "Tool Time" celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

When Boyd is suspended from school, Mike wants Ryan to look into private schools; Kristin and Kyle are faced with a raccoon in the Outdoor Man restaurant.

Three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) set out on a relaxing weekend of drinking and target practice, when a sergeant (Keith David) mistakes them for Army Reservists. The three men are deployed to Iraq, but a premature ejection lands them in Mexico. Believing they are in the Middle East, the bogus soldiers save a village and become local heroes, until a karaoke-loving warlo

When Adam and Andi have an important talk with Teddy and Kate, their awkward approach makes the kids uncomfortable.

When Andi forces Adam to hang out with Lowell, Don feels left out, and Andi has to make peace between them; Mrs. Rodriguez reveals to Andi that she had a sexy dream about Adam.

Lily is mortified to find out that she was born out of wedlock and was lugged to her parents' topsy-turvy wedding.

While Sean and Claudia are shocked about the theft of their car, they gleefully plan on buying a new one.