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Adam discovers the pastor he hired for his wedding is a phony and he and Andi aren't really married; Adam scrambles to fix it before Andi finds out.

A night on the town turns into a disaster for Cheryl and Jim; Dana cajoles Andy into doing her delinquent taxes.

After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.

Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him.

When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) compete to be chosen to operate a Binford tool in space; Mark (Taran Smith) tries to impress a girl.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) makes embarrassing comments about Tim while being interviewed on a local talk show. Joan Lunden guest stars.

Tim's excitement about spending his birthday at a NASCAR race is thwarted by Jill's plans for a river-rafting trip.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) must make a decision when he is accepted into a yearlong work-study program in Costa Rica.

Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving.

Mike surprises everyone by suggesting Ryan become the coach for Boyd's hockey team; Vanessa doesn't understand why Eve is doing poorly in chemistry.

Mike asks the family to help get ready for Christmas in order to take the pressure off a stressed-out Vanessa.

Mike and Vanessa try to get Eve to join their teams for their annual college alumnae 5K race; Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant.

Donna gets tickets to the Packers game, and Eric convinces her to give one to Red, but he regrets his decision after Red's behavior gets them thrown out of the game.

George Carlin's comedy bit "Seven Dirty Words" is the inspiration for a revenge plot when Donna is fired from the radio station for refusing to wear a bikini.

Eric inspires Jackie to take control of her life, after she freezes on camera during her own public access show.

When Eric decides to go on the road to discover life outside Point Place, Leo (Tommy Chong) comes to his rescue.

Adam's parents make an unannounced visit and reveal surprising plans for their future living arrangements.

Adam and Andi finally meet Lowell's wife, Jen, and they are taken by surprise; the tables soon turn when Adam and Andi make a startling realization.

Sean grows alarmed about Lily's welfare when he spots neighbor Brad O'Keefe nervously buying condoms.

Claudia volunteers Sean and Eddie's so-called band to play at her friend's wedding; Henry is convinced he's adopted.

Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at the diner goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.

Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel; Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it to.

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On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks.

When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car.

Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.

Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.

Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.

Tim's free-spirited college pal (Christopher McDonald) drives Jill (Patricia Richardson) crazy when he comes to visit. With Tim Allen.

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star.

When Mandy wants to enter a contest to be on a TV modeling show, Mike intends to give her his usual yes as he does with all of his daughters' requests, knowing that Vanessa will tell her no.

After a neighbor's home is burglarized, Vanessa puts together a neighborhood watch program; Mike finds himself in trouble after getting caught up in some gossip.

After an innocent date with Kristin, Kyle accidentally falls asleep in her bedroom. When Mike discovers this, his instinct is to take action.

Mike is surprised to learn that he shares similar interests with a new neighbor; Mandy plots revenge after catching her boyfriend in a lie.

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.

Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.

After finding out about the surprise party Jim was planning for her, Cheryl tries to throw a surprise party for him, but he's too busy to show up because he's bowling with Chicago Bears football star Brian Urlacher.

Cheryl hides the digital camera after Jim deliberately deletes a photograph she urged him to save.

When Cheryl helps Dana buy a new car that turns out to be a lemon, Jim is determined to straighten things out at the dealership.

Tim and Jill's plans to spend some time together are interrupted when Tim's brother and Jill's sister announce that they are an item.

Brad tries to convince his parents to let him play professional soccer in Europe instead of going to college.

Tim (Tim Allen) doesn't understand why Al (Richard Karn) has trouble accepting extravagant gifts from his new girlfriend.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes a murder suspect after Wilson (Earl Hindman) disappears following a Halloween party. With Patricia Richardson.

Mike tries to cheer Eve up by showing her different career options; a car mechanic (Jay Leno) yields a surprising amount of influence; Kristin feels like she no longer has anything in common with Mandy.

When Ed secretly gives Kyle a task involving an engagement ring, Mike thinks Kyle is going to propose to Mandy.

Coverage of the 101st Scripps National Spelling Bee.

Left alone with the baby, Kelso fears he is an unfit father when she won't stop crying, but things go really wrong when he leaves the baby with Eric and Donna.

Kelso's choice for his daughter's godparents causes tension in the group; a surprise thief keeps breaking into the record shop.

When Adam convinces his stubborn father to finally go to the doctor, he learns a few things his dad didn't want him to know.

Adam and Don discover a new method of keeping themselves out of trouble with their wives; conflict erupts when Andi gets to the bottom of their stunt.

Claudia becomes addicted to cigarettes following a stressful day at work.

Playing Santa at the Christmas fair, Walt promises Henry an expensive toy, infuriating Sean and Claudia.

Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.

Ben and Darlene are excited to share their good news with the family, but Neville, Jackie, Aldo and Harris share some very similar news of their own.

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When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.

Red turns out to be a raucous heckler when he goes to a professional wrestling match with Eric and his friends.

Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) asks for a sentimental birthday gift, so Tim (Tim Allen) shops for lingerie.

Tim and guest Bob Vila test their knowledge in a competition on "Tool Time.".

Tim gets into trouble when he misses a romantic Valentine's Day weekend with Jill to satisfy his sponsor's demands.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.

When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.

Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.

The arrival of the father of Kristen's baby dampens Mike's Christmas spirit; when Ed hires Mandy as an elf, she tries to unionize her co-workers.

Mandy offers to start an Internet campaign to keep Ed's favorite barber shop open; Vanessa falls asleep during a presentation.

A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.

Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.

Andi accuses Adam of unconscious bias after he only interviews men for a job; Andi helps Kate fight for a spot on the boys' soccer team.

Adam and Andi try to get back in their neighbors' good graces after no one shows up to their potluck dinner.

Cheryl and Jim cannot tear themselves away from the baby monitor when they overhear the neighbors engaging in pillow talk.

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

Jim wants his own space because Cheryl's stuff is taking over the house.

Jim's behavior at a Bears game is a bad influence on the children, but Cheryl sets a bad example too.

Tim (Tim Allen) accidentally tells Heidi (Debbe Dunning) that her husband is seeing one of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) patients.

When Tim's (Tim Allen) first car is junked, Jill (Patricia Richardson) decides to find him an exact replica.

Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al, who gets a role in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild.

Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household.

After agreeing to buy a home with Kristin, Ryan changes his mind; Mandy wants Eve out of the basement.

Mike tries to break up Eve's new band, but his plan doesn't turn out as he expected; Mandy and Kyle baby-sit Boyd.

Live coverage of the 101st Scripps National Spelling Bee.

Live coverage of the 101st Scripps National Spelling Bee.

The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai

The Conners gear up for a megawedding; Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben and Harris and Aldo are planning for a shared big day, but along the way, they discover that some of the couples may not be on the same page about their happily ever afters.

In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds' cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway; Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.

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Hyde meets a punk rocker who wants him to go to New York with her; Kitty helps Jackie bake a pie for class.

Eric reserves a motel room in anticipation of prom night, and Jackie strong-arms Hyde into taking her to the prom.

Jill is convinced a chain letter is the cause of Tim's bad luck; boxer George Foreman appears on "Tool Time.".

Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam.

The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on "Tool Time.".

Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim.

Bob and Abishola plan a trip to Las Vegas for Kemi's wedding; Kemi and Chukwuemeka get into an argument over his mother.

Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.

Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.

A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.

Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.

When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.

Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.

When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.

When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay for the expenses.

Adam takes his kids to work, and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.

Jim advises Dana not to be herself when she's picked for the TV reality series, "The Bachelor.".

Jim's new pastor harbors a grudge against him over a childhood game of dodgeball. Chris Elliott guest stars.

Jim and Cheryl are caught making whoopee on the set of the school's Thanksgiving play. Julia Sweeney guest stars.

A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

Randy surprises his family when he returns home for Christmas; Tim and Al compete in the neighborhood lighting contest.

Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go undercover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car.

While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star.

The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai

Eric decides to try being a chiropractor but comes to his senses when he nearly cripples Donna.

In order for Eric to graduate he must take a P.E. class, but when he learns that Casey Kelso is the gym coach, his nerves get the best of him.

Eric learns that his parents have spent all of his college savings, so he must find a way to finance the next four years.

When the son of Red's Navy buddy (Bret Harrison) comes to visit, the gang is immediately put off by his lack of life experience.

Adam tries to protect his brother's feelings when a client doesn't want Don to attend a big meeting; Andi panders to Mrs. Rodriguez to ensure Emme gets the best teacher for first grade.

Adam and Andi quickly regret it when they borrow money from Joe to help with their financial struggles.

After a plumbing problem erupts, suspicions arise that Claudia's Uncle Sal is connected to the mob; Lily makes the dance squad at school.

Sean becomes obsessed with helping Jimmy build a robot for a science project; Lily starts to suspect Eddie might have played a role in her making the school dance squad.

When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

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A self-taught nature expert encourages African Americans to get out and explore the great outdoors; Jean and Marcus Baylor, the multi-Grammy nominated jazz duo The Baylor Project; Gerald McBride (movie "Black Ice: The Rhythm").

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A look at hilarious and questionable parenting techniques; learning what advice not to take from grandma and grandpa.

Exploring mishaps on horseback; watching bizarre squirrel behavior; taking in a night at the cat ballet.

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.

When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.

Mandy's new boyfriend, Terrence, is an animal rights activist who clashes with Mike; Kyle makes a discovery.

Ed and Mike second-guess their decision to have Kyle on their team in an annual sports competition; Vanessa is caught saying she doesn't want to attend Eve's soccer game and Mandy's school play.

Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior and struggles with how to approach him to discuss it.

When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.

Dana's new boyfriend (guest star Brad Paisley) is an amazing musician who can get Jim the gig of his dreams -- once Andy is out of the way.

Jim takes Cheryl on a romantic weekend with money he knows was mistakenly credited to his card.

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Cheryl and Jim's memories of their first meeting conflict when they try to play matchmaker to a cop and his partner (Dan Aykroyd, Laraine Newman).

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) unwittingly creates marital strife for the father (guest star Mark L. Taylor) of Randy's girlfriend (guest star Kimberly Cullum).

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) throws a Halloween party at home without his parents' (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) permission.

Tim is pressured into standing up to Jill after he buys expensive sports tickets without consulting her.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) won't admit his fears when Jill and Tim (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen) convert the basement into his bedroom.

Bud makes Tim entertain a station manager during the Taylors' romantic getaway.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) isn't as thrilled as Tim (Tim Allen) when he learns he will be receiving an honorary doctorate degree.

Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) fret over being stranded in a small-town airport on Christmas Eve.

Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the "Tool Time" set.

Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.

As part of a "Tool Time" salute to the armed forces, Tim drives a tank and doesn't do it very well.

Three buddies (Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, D.J. Qualls) set out on a relaxing weekend of drinking and target practice, when a sergeant (Keith David) mistakes them for Army Reservists. The three men are deployed to Iraq, but a premature ejection lands them in Mexico. Believing they are in the Middle East, the bogus soldiers save a village and become local heroes, until a karaoke-loving warlo

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Author and evangelist Joel Osteen spreads his message of love and hope as he preaches at the 30,000-plus member Lakewood Church in Houston. The program can be seen in more than 100 countries. Osteen urges people to live at their full potential and form a close relationship with God.

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Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for "Tool Time" will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.

Tim and Brad get into a fight over Brad's new haircut and the hot rod engine; Randy doesn't want Jill to help him rehearse for an audition to play Romeo in a school play of "Romeo and Juliet.".

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.

The actors in Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) school play become frustrated when Wilson (Earl Hindman) takes over as director.

Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.

An online bidding war reveals to Cheryl that Jim is spending money on memorabilia instead of a new dryer.

When Mike's father moves to town to build the new Outdoor Man store, Vanessa worries that his presence might have an adverse effect on Mike's blood pressure.

Mike tries to smooth things over after accidentally upstaging Vanessa's nomination for top volunteer school parent; Eve worries she won't fit in at high school.

When Vanessa's sister (Christina Moore) visits, Mike assumes he is about to be confronted with another loan request; Kyle worries what Mike will think when Kristen and Kyle break up.

Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney; Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.

Andi gets Bev a spot volunteering at the hospital; Joe becomes bored and starts spending too much time with Adam.

When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument.

Cheryl disapproves of Jim's latest invention, a flatulent doll named Gassy Gus. Andrea Walters, Ben Falcone, Andre Ware and Philip Daniel Bolden guest star.

When Cheryl gets sick, and Jim is forced to entertain a gaggle of little girls at Ruby's slumber party.

Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring after she invites his old girlfriend (Crystal Bernard) to dinner.

Jim goes into protective overdrive after Cheryl is mugged while shopping.

Tim (Tim Allen) becomes concerned when his mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett) begins dating his former shop teacher (guest star Dick O'Neill).

The family becomes annoyed with the new home alarm system when Jill decides she wants it to have more power.

Al's dreams of success and proposing to Ilene may be snuffed out when the Taylors discover a defect in his board game.

Tim (Tim Allen) and the "Tool Time" staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.

When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.

Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.

Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.

God gives Jim the power to reinvent women; Andy asks God to make men more like women.

Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes from the handsome water delivery man.

Taking an interest in health and safety, Cheryl sets new rules that cause Jim to feel stifled.

Cheryl and Jim's evening alone turns into an all-out food fight; Andy plots revenge on Jim for coaxing his children to play pranks on him.

Jim struggles to care for the kids and household while Cheryl is away, but several sympathetic neighborhood moms lend him a hand.

Andi hires a pretty, young babysitter, Sophia; Andi gets jealous when her daughter goes to Sophia for advice instead of her; Sophia tells Adam she is attracted to him.

Adam discovers the pastor he hired for his wedding is a phony and he and Andi aren't really married; Adam scrambles to fix it before Andi finds out.

When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.

When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.

Black and blue belt; soup's on you; gas leak detective.

Gorilla in our Midst; Deflate-Cake; Mascot in the Act.

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The gang goes to see the movie "Star Wars," while Eric suspects his childhood nemesis of putting the moves on Donna.

Kelso takes a dive while the guys are painting a pot leaf on the water tower; Eric barges in on his parents' lovemaking.

Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson.

Tim (Tim Allen) gets into trouble with his family when he installs new stereo equipment in the house. With Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn.

A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

The household is annoyed when Gracie adopts an abandoned bird.

Dana pretends to be Ruby's mother to attract the attention of a single father she met in the park.

Mike secretly forms an after-school dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.

A car in the neighborhood is egged; when Mike and Vanessa won't let Eve quit soccer, Eve acts out by getting drunk at a party.

Ed wants to get back together with his ex-wife, Wanda, even though they have gotten divorced twice; Kristin is apprehensive about getting Mandy a job at the diner.

When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve's school, Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.

Sean (Donal Logue) catches Lily (Lynsey Bartilson) making out with the neighbor boy (guest star Bret Harrison) and throws a bucket of chicken at him. With Megyn Price.

After Sean finds Lily's fake ID, he breaks into her e-mail account to unmask her mischief-making friends.

A successful guy that Jim went to high school with gives him a big contracting job and makes a pass at Cheryl over dinner.

Jim does more harm than good when he stands up to Dana's boss; Andy has trouble making arrangements for his birthday party.

Jim must decide between helping Cheryl through surgery or meeting his hero, Bo Diddley.

Jim and Cheryl's new friends turn out to be obnoxious, but they benefit from the relationship.

Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) blames Tim (Tim Allen) when he injures his knee during a taping of "Tool Time" at home. Penn & Teller guest star.

Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.".

A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary.

The Taylors' lives come to a halt when Jill (Patricia Richardson) is told she might need a hysterectomy. With Tim Allen.

Mike decides to start his own miniature tank collection after learning that the one belonging to a late neighbor has been sold; Kristin and Ed worry about a scathing review of Outdoor Man Restaurant.

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa to work in -- and free up his space at home; Kyle struggles when Kristin is named employee of the month.

Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.

Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.

As Eric prepares to leave for Africa, he and the guys get together in the basement one last time, but when Red learns what they've been doing, he cuts their reminiscing short.

When Jackie finds herself stranded in Point Place, she tries to avoid Hyde, but the two eventually meet and exchange bitter final words that leave Jackie looking to Kelso for consolation.

Even with Eric in Africa, Kitty and Red quickly see that their nest is not empty; when Jackie learns that Hyde had intended to propose to her, she tries to win him back.

Hyde plans to fire Leo after learning he almost put the store out of business; Jackie drags Fez and Donna out for a night on the town when she decides to move on.

While cutting a tree on Super Bowl Sunday, Sean sees Lily with a bag of marijuana and accidentally causes a neighborhood blackout.

A trip to a water park ends in disaster when a declined credit card prevents the family from entering.

When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.

Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.