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A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family; Becky feels enormous pressure to help every single patient at her mental health facility internship.

Dan achieves a major financial milestone, making him reconsider his belief in the Conners' curse; Mark finds out some news that causes him to reevaluate his future.

The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few

The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few

The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few

The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few

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Elevating the standard of living for people living in underserved urban communities; teaching young women to be carpenters; the oldest jazz club in the world.

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A bat that drives a family batty; an impatient dog which keeps beeping a car horn; a mouse that makes a break to steal food; pelicans who don't care who's holding something delectable.

Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

The science of everyday, and some not-so-everyday, things. On a full range of subjects, including ecology, biology, chemistry and physics.

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Animals are a popular subject of TV shows, including shows that take a look at the behavior of the creatures. "Animal Science" goes a step further than that by examining the science behind the behaviors, which explains how and why an animal is able to excel in its environment. The half-hour program uses information from researchers, animations and graphics to help viewers better understand the cre

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

Philippe Cousteau Jr. is no stranger to exploration. The grandson of legendary underwater explorer Jacques Cousteau, Philippe hosts and serves as executive producer of this half-hour earth science series that examines the planet. He visits diamond and gold mines to see how gems and metals are formed, travels to active volcanoes to observe what happens inside the Earth's burning core, and checks ou

Mike tries to break up Eve's new band, but his plan doesn't turn out as he expected; Mandy and Kyle baby-sit Boyd.

Mike decides to start his own miniature tank collection after learning that the one belonging to a late neighbor has been sold; Kristin and Ed worry about a scathing review of Outdoor Man Restaurant.

Mike builds a shed for Vanessa to work in -- and free up his space at home; Kyle struggles when Kristin is named employee of the month.

Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.

Jill fears the worst when house guest Willow doesn't come home one night; "Tool Time" celebrates St. Patrick's Day.

Sibling rivalry abounds when Brad gets a sports gossip column in the school paper -- and more attention than Randy.

When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.

When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.

During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.

Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.

It's Jill's turn to worry about needing glasses as she reaches middle age; Tim worries that his mother is going to lose money on another of his brother Jeff's business schemes.

Wilson (Earl Hindman) is upset with Tim (Tim Allen) when he tells everyone about Wilson's encounter with an extraterrestrial. Grant Hill guest stars as himself.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) gets his driver's license, but is upset that his privileges are not as good as Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) were.

Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) compete to be chosen to operate a Binford tool in space; Mark (Taran Smith) tries to impress a girl.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) makes embarrassing comments about Tim while being interviewed on a local talk show. Joan Lunden guest stars.

Tim's excitement about spending his birthday at a NASCAR race is thwarted by Jill's plans for a river-rafting trip.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) must make a decision when he is accepted into a yearlong work-study program in Costa Rica.

Tim and Jill's plans to spend some time together are interrupted when Tim's brother and Jill's sister announce that they are an item.

An ordinary woman who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy on a daily basis wakes from a fall believing she is suddenly the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. With this newfound confidence, she is empowered to live her life fearlessly and flawlessly, but what will happen when she realizes her appearance never changed?

During his police-academy training, Kelso rides along for a domestic disturbance call from the Formans' house; Jackie tries being a Big Sister.

Kelso convinces the guys to help him break into the police academy's office; Fez prepares for his INS test.

Kelso takes Brooke to the hospital on his bike after Eric and Donna inadvertently rolled his car off a cliff; Jackie decorates Hyde's room.

"The Karate Klutz"; "Leaky Statues"; "Chocolate-Covered Gags.".

"A Hairy Situation"; "Popping Peanuts"; "The Human Hamster.".

"Fish Batter-Up"; "The Wheel of Misfortune"; "Polly Want a Diaper?".

"German Shepherd Chauffeur"; "Gross-Out Granny"; "Life's a Hitch.".

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Author and evangelist Joel Osteen spreads his message of love and hope as he preaches at the 30,000-plus member Lakewood Church in Houston. The program can be seen in more than 100 countries. Osteen urges people to live at their full potential and form a close relationship with God.

A spiritual message from Pastor Mike Kleitz.

Tim (Tim Allen) accidentally tells Heidi (Debbe Dunning) that her husband is seeing one of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) patients.

When Tim's (Tim Allen) first car is junked, Jill (Patricia Richardson) decides to find him an exact replica.

Tim has trouble convincing everyone he's happy for Al, who gets a role in a TV movie with Morgan Fairchild.

Tim invites his brother, Marty, who has separated from his wife and twin daughters to move into the Taylor household.

Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.

Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.

Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.

Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.

Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.

Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.

Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.

A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.

Jamie uses a neighbor's son (Justin Jon Ross) to impress a single mother.

Kevin fakes a heart attack so he can spy on Sarah and a doctor at the hospital.

Jim's pizza delivery boy moves in with him and Cheryl after the boy's father kicks him out of the house because of his dream of doing standup comedy.

Dana's boss replaces Jim with a handsome actor (Ingo Rademacher) in a commercial starring Cheryl and the children.

Jim takes umbrage at being replaced as the father in a promotional shoot for a cruise line. Ingo Rademacher guest stars.

Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he is unable to admit that he did not go through with it.

When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim -- a closet dancer -- for lessons.

Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.

Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.

Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.

Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.

The Ghost of Andy gives Jim a glimpse of Kyle's future as a loser because of Jim's failed attempts to help his son during a softball game.

Jim tries to convince Cheryl that it was her idea to turn the basement into a media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, blaming her forgetfulness on pregnancy.

Jim's band wins a contest, providing the group an opportunity to play backup for child pop sensation Jami McFame.

Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races where the fathers bet on their kids.

Jim tries to be a cool dad to impress Ruby and her friends but realizes that she is just manipulating him.

When Jim is prescribed pain pills for a back injury, the family takes advantage of his unusually mellow mood.

Jim is frustrated that Kyle seems to like science-fiction better than sports, so he tries to change his son's opinion by going to a convention with him.

Jamie schemes to keep Brenda from moving out of the building.

A women's group awards Jamie a cash prize for his photography.

Brenda occupies Jamie's evening to keep him from ruining Sarah's birthday bash.

A cantankerous co-worker causes trouble for the guys when he becomes a houseguest.

"When Chickens Fly"; "Photobomber Jacket"; "A Gag Most Foul.".

"Chihuahua Joyride"; "The Boulder and the Beautiful"; "He's All Thumbs.".

"The Littlest Bank Robbers"; "Guerilla Wedding"; "That's No Bull, Dog.".

"Touchier Screen Technology"; "Give Me a Hand"; "Sleeping Baby Race.".

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This is a must-see program if you have a loved one in a nursing home; go behind the scenes and find out what really goes on when you're not there, and all that's wrong with today's nursing homes; you will learn exactly what you can do if you.

Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.

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Eric (Topher Grace) makes a mind-blowing confession to his father (Kurtwood Smith) after Red kicks Hyde (Danny Masterson) out of the house. With Mila Kunis.

Red (Kurtwood Smith) becomes a strict disciplinarian in the wake of Eric's (Topher Grace) confession. Shirley Jones, Charo and Spiro Papadatos guest star.

At Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces that he is moving away.

The man who first recognized Tim's need for "more power" pays his former high-school student a visit.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) almost spoils Tim's (Tim Allen) chance at getting his hot rod featured in a major magazine.

Tim enlists the help of his brother to build his Christmas display; Jill tries to help her visiting parents.

On Valentine's Day, when it comes to showing affection, Bob and Abishola have to find a way to meet each other in the middle.

Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own.

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.

Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win.

Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.

Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.

Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.

Sean accidentally outs a gay co-worker (guest star Sean O'Bryan) after seeing him at Action Mountain's "gay day"; Eddie brings a date (guest star Natasha Lyonne) to dinner at Sean and Claudia's place.

Eddie offers to baby-sit the boys after Claudia and Sean win a free weekend in Atlantic City, but when they get home they find them locked in the basement.

After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.

Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending "Green Man" routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.

Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.

Jim advises Ryan (Mitch Rouse) on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting.

Jill takes matters into her own hands after Tim begins ignoring the household repairs to tinker with his hot rod.

Tim competes against Bob Vila in a lawn mower race for charity.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) is overcome with the desire to have another child. Tim Allen stars.

Al (Richard Karn) takes his latest romance a little too seriously. Sherry Hursey guest stars. With Tim Allen.

Mike's offer to help Jen with her school's bake sale goes up in smoke; Kyle finds unlikely advice from Joe on where he should enroll in college.

Mike plays cupid for Joe when he sets him up on a date with Cece; Kyle is jealous when Ryan invites Jen to be a guest on their podcast.

When Mandy worries about Kyle passing his first college exam, she secretly enlists Vanessa, Jen and Ryan to help tutor him; Mike learns of Ed and Chuck's superstition involving their decision-making.

Mike finds out that Ed is skipping Outdoor Man's annual bass festival in favor of Bonnie's fancy art gala; Mandy takes over festival planning for Kristin, and things don't go as planned.

Red tries to convince Eric to shoot a deer on a hunting trip; Kitty plays a game of poker with the girls.

Eric accuses Hyde of stealing his stash of money; Kelso and Fez help Jackie prepare for a beauty pageant.

Eric grows flustered while watching an R-rated "Annie Hall" with his mother; Jackie is jealous of Fez's girlfriend.

Red applies for a supervisor position at a new supermarket but is offered a clerk job; Laurie blackmails Kelso.

Claudia attempts to smooth relations between the families by having the O'Keefes over for dinner; Sean sets dating boundaries for Lily.

Lily accidentally swallows a fly while dining with Brad; a stray cat wreaks havoc inside the house.

Mark takes on odd jobs, determined to find a way to pay for school; Darlene grapples with her emotions when she discovers her household is about to change dramatically.

Darlene celebrates her promotion, hoping it will allow her to spend more time with Ben; Jackie stumbles upon an opportunity to sue the pharmaceutical company responsible for Roseanne's addiction, which sparks a family debate.

"The Invisible Tiger"; "Ear Fallacious"; "How Not to Practice Fire Safety.".

"Stuffed Dog vs. Hot Dog"; "Buzzy Bee"; "Chicken Tartare.".

"Super Juicier"; "Meat Expectations"; "Things That Totally Suck.".

"Stuffed Dog Guards Bone"; "Golfball Jackpot"; "The Coffin Carried Off In.".

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The gang finds itself caught up in strange situations as Halloween festivities turn scary. With Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon and Wilmer Valderrama.

When Hyde (Danny Masterson) sneaks into a bar with the guys, he recognizes the bartender as his long-lost father, Bud (guest star Robert Hays).

Brad's paper route interferes with schoolwork, but he is afraid to quit.

Tim can't think of a reason for selling his hot rod, except money; Randy tries to distance himself from Jill.

Tim throws a Super Bowl party while Jill is bedridden with the flu.

Al (Richard Karn) is included among Detroit's sexiest bachelors, and the designation causes problems with Ilene (Sherry Hursey).

Dottie, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde must find a way to reconcile when they're forced to eat dinner together; Bob and Abishola have differing opinions on the progress of their relationship.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.

Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.

Mike wants Chuck to sell him the car he recently inherited, but Joe is after the same thing; Kyle brings an ugly centerpiece for Thanksgiving dinner; Kristin and Ryan lay down the law after learning Eve's boyfriend stayed the night.

Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.

After Sister Helen uses some unholy language, Sean blackmails her into doing some favors for him and his family.

When Claudia sees Sean working with a correctional cleanup crew, he confesses he was arrested for buying stolen jewelry; Lily and Brad join together to rectify the poor treatment donkeys receive at the school's annual, charity event.

As a talk-show guest, Jim angers Cheryl by expressing the view that men should not let women feminize them.

Jim teaches Kyle to throw the perfect punch to defend himself against the school bully, but Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the other child.

Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor.

Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.

Tim (Tim Allen) realizes that Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) has reached adolescence.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) invites the new neighbors (Robert Picardo, Mariangela Pino) over for dinner -- a prospect Tim (Tim Allen) does not relish.

Hardware magnate John Binford passes on to the great tool shed in the sky. With Tim Allen and Richard Karn.

The tables are turned on trickster Tim (Tim Allen) at Halloween time. With Patricia Richardson.

Mike and Chuck compete in Outdoorsman's annual chili cook-off; Ryan and Kyle take the place of Kristin and Mandy at Vanessa's weekly mother-daughter luncheon.

Mike and Mandy go to extreme measures to help Vanessa connect with voters in her state assembly campaign; Ed's offer to split a baby gift for Kristin and Ryan leads Chuck and Kyle to wonder which of them makes more money.

When Mike and Vanessa invite Jen's father to her graduation, Jen struggles with accepting his "plus one" -- his girlfriend Fiona; the Outdoor Man crew debates over which word was said in a viral audio recording that's been tearing the internet apart.

A car restoration article throws Mike, Chuck, and Ed into the spotlight, while leaving Joe feeling unappreciated; Ryan overreacts after taking Kyle's psych test.

Jackie's house goes up in flames after Kelso brings a bunch of his friends to her elegant dinner party.

While Bob and Midge (Don Stark, Tanya Roberts) renew their wedding vows, Donna and Eric (Laura Prepon, Topher Grace) take their relationship to a new level. Maud Adams, Barbara Carrera, Kristina Wayborn and Tommy Chong guest star.

When a disenchanted Donna tells Jackie about her "first time," Eric hears about it through the grapevine.

When Kelso kisses Laurie goodbye, Jackie catches them in the act; Eric accidentally hits Donna's cat.

Eddie's intentions are unclear when he appears with a new electric car; Lily's plea for her parents to pay for her tattoo removal goes ignored.

Lily wakes up with a hangover to find her vehicle parked on the porch; Eddie sells Lily's car at a huge profit.

The Conners get a taste of fame when their family restaurant is featured in a reality TV show, which inspires Becky to become an influencer; Jackie and Dan meet with a lawyer; Darlene connects with someone at The Lobo Lounge.

Jackie decides to rejoin the police force despite everyone's concerns; Darlene grows more skeptical about Mark's secretive behavior; Dan and Becky wade through uncomfortable conversations about Roseanne's addiction issues and death.

"Magical Pranks"; "Lobster Launch"; "Really Fast Food.".

"Smothered in Laughs"; "Hysterical Pregnancy"; "Quit Golfing Around.".

"T-Bone Tot"; "Bride and Seek"; "Grandpa Flips Over It.".

"Knock-Out Grandma"; "To Serve, Protect and Dance"; "A Terrifying Scarecrow.".

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Sparks fly when Jackie and Fez (Mila Kunis, Wilmer Valderrama) team up for a roller disco contest; Red (Kurtwood Smith) is sued by a former employee.

While watching a friend's baby, Kitty decides that she wants another child; Donna and Eric talk about having children someday.

When Randy's (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) date falls on the dance floor at his first coed birthday party, Tim (Tim Allen) is to blame.

When Tim (Tim Allen) tries to fix a gas leak in a friend's home, he accidentally blows up the building.

Tim (Tim Allen) and his sister-in-law (Jensen Daggett) accidentally see each other naked.

Tim and two bachelors from his audience discuss wives and girlfriends, while their mates tune in at home.

Abishola invites Bob to an intimate part of her life -- church; Kemi fights with Ogechi to be Chukwuemeka's favorite.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.

Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.

Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.

Kristin steps in to help when Mike and Vanessa deny Eve's request for financial help; an awkward encounter brings Kyle and Ed closer together; Mike and Vanessa come up with a plan to bring the girls together.

Mike is offered the chance to submit an artifact to a renowned museum; Mike and his buddies decide to do their colonoscopy prep together; the women plan a nostalgic slumber party.

Sparks fly between Sean and Claudia's father when her parents stop in for what turns out to be an extended visit.

Sean and Eddie steal their cousin's ashes from the funeral parlor intending to honor his wishes and scatter his remains over the old water tower.

Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.

Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.

Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.

While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) accuses Tim (Tim Allen) of being insensitive after he ruins an honorary dinner with the library committee.

Balking at promoting a questionable product jeopardizes Tim's job.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) have different plans for a monetary gift the boys have received. With Richard Karn.

Tim (Tim Allen) wants to add a power-driven snowstorm to the Taylor's Christmas-card family photo. With Patricia Richardson.

When Rev. Paul recruits Kyle and Mandy to the church bowling team, Mike is left with two unappealing options for Team Baxter; Vanessa anxiously awaits an endorsement from the Teacher's Association for her Assembly campaign.

When Kyle and Mandy individually reveal a secret to Mike and Vanessa, respectively, they are sworn not to tell the other; Ryan invites Mike to be a guest on his podcast.

Eve returns home for a weekend visit, and Vanessa tries to re-create a childhood tradition for the girls; Jen asks Ed and Chuck for help in finding out who is stealing her work lunches; Kristin's big day finally arrives.

A series of time jumps finds Mike and Vanessa with two new grandchildren as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them; Vanessa and Mandy clash over Vanessa's "helpfulness"; Chuck desperately hopes it's last call on Ed's mixology happy hour.

A broken-hearted Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) writes a love song for Jackie (Mila Kunis); Eric (Topher Grace) asserts his manhood with Donna (Laura Prepon).

Jackie becomes insatiable for food after breaking up with Kelso; Eric reveals a shocking secret about his sister.

Eric and Donna get caught in a compromising position in the Vista Cruiser; the guys meet women over the CB radio.

When Red, Eric and Laurie skip out on church, Kitty turns to a youth group leader for religious inspiration.

Sean talks to Jimmy about the birds and the bees; Brad accidentally sees Claudia naked.

Sean finds out Claudia has been out all night partying; Claudia finds out Sean left Jimmy and Henry with Eddie.

Dan sidesteps vulnerable emotions surrounding Roseanne's death ahead of an upcoming deposition; Becky prepares for a job interview; Harris impulsively hires a new server at the Lunch Box.

Ahead of the deposition, Dan gets support from Jackie, Becky and Darlene; Mark is presented with an opportunity which leads to a major life decision; Becky and Tyler consider the next step in their relationship.