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George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando.

After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis.

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life

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Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help the father of a deceased Vietnam veteran honor his son in a memorial service. Guest star: Eli Wallach.

When Mark blames himself for a girl's death, Jonathan gives him special powers to undo past actions.

A prodigy and his robot help investigate the murder of a professor who threatened to disgrace a colleague's scientist son.

After killing his mother-in-law, an electronics magnate's alibi is a video security system.

Columbo investigates the apparent suicide of a tabloid reporter in the Los Angeles rave scene.

A prominent photographer hatches a scheme to cover up his wife's murder with a phony kidnapping plot.

A military-academy commandant murders to protect his career and prevent his school's conversion to a coed junior college.

Herman causes a major crisis when he chastises Spot for tracking mud into the house.

Herman and Grandpa discover a clue to the pirate treasure hidden in their backyard.

Herman is forced to practice what he preaches when he urges Eddie to ignore a schoolyard bully.

Herman tries to teach Eddie a lesson on the futility of gambling.

Herman is "disfigured" when he is hit by a bolt of artificial lightning from one of Grandpa's machines.

Vacation-bound Herman blunders into a remote American Indian village after he is accidentally left behind.

A wine connoisseur kills his playboy brother to prevent his selling the family winery to expiate his latest scandal.

A senatorial candidate exploits death threats, fabricated for publicity, to kill his manager.

An embittered man refuses to let his talented daughter pursue a singing career; a country singer's arrival in a Western town inspires him to let his daughter pursue music.

A greedy son (Jonathan Frakes) wants to institutionalize his eccentric father (Ron Moody), a construction tycoon.

Murdoch suspects malfeasance and murder in the apparent drowning of a military recruit.

The men and women split on spending an inheritance.

A rich woman (Jane Withers) claims to be Grandpa's wife.

Grandpa warns Marilyn that the emerald ring Eddie gave her may bring bad luck.

Herman believes Eddie's affection is being stolen by a children's television idol.

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Jonathan tries to reunite a Soviet émigré and her long-lost son; guests Nehemiah Persoff, Liam Sullivan.

Jonathan and Mark help an aging novelist rediscover his writing talent by reliving a beautiful teenage romance.

Dylan Dreyer journeys into the heart of India to meet powerful pachyderms, terrific tigers and animals galore in the monsoon forest.

Coach Lou brings the team to Hill Air Force Base to help add some Globetrotter magic to the welcome home celebration for returning troops; Bulldog, Jet and his daughter discover the secrets of marine conservation at Hampton Beach.

Sheinelle Jones discovers the unexpected ways animals and their adorable babies communicate in the wild.

Sheinelle Jones is going out on a limb to meet the creatures who live life in the tallest trees, on the highest branches and in the thickest forests.

Peter and Dr. Rae visit Washington state, where conservationists work with beavers to restore spawning grounds for endangered salmon; they learn how native tribes relocate beavers from dangerous situations and help build artificial beaver dams.

Peter and Dr. Rae embark on a mission to protect the endangered North Atlantic right whale; Peter joins the aerial patrol team tracking whales on their migration, while Dr. Rae visits the New England Aquarium to learn about the threats whales face.

Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.".

Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott.

Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded.

Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property.

Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Doug uses a two-for-one coupon to give Carrie a gift of corneal surgery which results in her temporary blindness.

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires someone (Nicole Sullivan) to take Arthur for a walk three times a week.

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug is distracted and backs into their car.

Doug prepares to break the record for the most consecutive deliveries without incident; Arthur asks Holly to play in Scrabble tournament.

Arthur is left to fend for himself when Doug and Carrie go on her company retreat with a group of boring lawyers.

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her.

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) and his co-workers meet their new boss (Kevin Crowley), who immediately causes a potentially hazardous spill.

Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.

When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former titleholder steals the trophy.

A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".

Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business.

When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well.

Murdoch is asked by a former logging camp friend to exonerate him in a decades old murder.

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Maxwell's conniving college buddy (guest star Maxwell Caulfield) swindles Fran (Fran Drescher) out of a fortune; Niles (Daniel Davis) inherits a royal title.

Dr. Reynolds (Nora Dunn) tells the Sheffields to expect more than one baby; Fran (Fran Drescher) gets advice from Lynn Redgrave (guest starring as herself).

Maxwell's movie deal means the Sheffields may move to Hollywood, but Fran agonizes over leaving Sylvia behind.

Fran (Fran Drescher) finds out her mother (Renee Taylor) is thinking about having an affair with a handsome doctor (guest star Joe Bologna). Steve Lawrence also guest stars.

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.

Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancée, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting.

George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally.

George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band.

When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).

Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.

Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.

Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.

Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.

Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.

Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.

Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.

Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy.

When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham.

Fran (Fran Drescher) quits after Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) jumps to conclusions when she lights up to teach Maggie (Nicholle Tom) a lesson.

Fran (Fran Drescher) calls in the cavalry, her grandmothers (Ann Guilbert, Marilyn Cooper), when her mother (Renee Taylor) decides to leave her father.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Bob lets Dele get a new haircut and finds himself caught between an irate Abishola and a surprisingly stubborn Dele; Dottie runs into difficulties with the MaxDot board of directors.

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Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to play matchmaker for Niles (Daniel Davis) and has him portray a producer to impress C.C. (Lauren Lane). With Charles Shaughnessy.

Maxwell is angry when Fran plays matchmaker for Niles and C.C.; the doctor (Rita Rudner) helps prepare Fran and Maxwell for parenthood.

Fran attempts to convince Maxwell that Yetta's old love letters could be made into a Broadway musical.

Maggie and Michael (Nicholle Tom, Andrew Levitas) announce their engagement, which thrills Fran and her mother (Fran Drescher, Renee Taylor).

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives.

Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Rosanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appear twice as large.

The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya.

When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.

When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.

Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.

When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.