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Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister.

George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.

George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate.

Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.

Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.

Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.

Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.

Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.

Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.

Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.

Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.

Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.

Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.

When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.

A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.

Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip and his parents over for an impromptu dinner party; unbeknownst to Roseanne, Becky's plans for the evening include another man.

Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.

Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories.

The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.

When Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran (Fran Drescher) comes to the rescue.

Niles (Daniel Davis) does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) when he sings at a backers' audition.

Fran and Maggie (Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom) enter a contest where the winner appears on the cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus album.

After attending a retirement party for a friend (Tyne Daly), Fran (Fran Drescher) stumbles into bed with Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy). With Daniel Davis.

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency.

Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to keep Ebun and the new pastor's flirtation from growing; Bob is thrown for a loop when Goodwin leaves MaxDot for a better job at Christina's company.

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An actor (Lorne Greene) believes he saw God sitting in the third row, next to Jonathan; guest David Spielberg.

Mark is caught in the middle of a family crisis when a friend's teenage daughter learns she is adopted.

Malcolm and Eddie convince Mia's disc jockey boyfriend (Big Boy) to broadcast his radio show from their club.

Malcolm's ex-girlfriend (Alexia Robinson) will inherit her father's fortune if she marries Eddie.

Steve and Regina set each other up with blind dates; Cedric's basketball game rituals drive the others crazy.

Emotions boil over when Steve and Cedric (Steve Harvey, Cedric "The Entertainer") compete against Regina and Lovita (Wendy Raquel Robinson, Terri J. Vaughn) in a cooking contest.

A flustered Frasier manages to get a date after he runs into his high-school dream girl (Jean Smart).

Martin must pretend that he is gay for the sake of Frasier's potential new romance. Guest stars: Marg Helgenberger and Mary Louise Wilson.

Frasier hires a temporary replacement for a vacationing Roz, but the woman soon begins to take over his radio show.

Niles' new girlfriend pushes him and Frasier into competition for a coveted position in their wine club.

The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.

Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.

Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

The Rhoades return from vacation to discover their entire house stolen.

Peggy launches a campaign to be voted queen of her high-school reunion.

Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.

After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.

The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.

A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.

When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.

As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.

Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.

Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.

Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.

Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.

After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.

George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.

George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.

George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster.

The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.

Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc.

A tough, nit-picking new supervisor at the factory makes life unbearable for all the employees, including a fed-up Roseanne; pushed to her limit, Roseanne cuts a deal with the devil.

Becky suffers major public embarrassment at school, when she passes gas during a presentation before her fellow students; Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.

Maggie receives a party invitation so Fran takes her to her favorite beauty salon. Fran gets a job there for an actress who loses a Sheffield audition.

When Fran and Brighton (Fran Drescher, Benjamin Salisbury) are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator (Alex Nevil) gets more than a purse.

Fran must overcome many hurdles when her pen pal (Florence Griffith-Joyner) of 25 years wants to meet her.

C.C.'s brother (Michael McKean) bets her (Lauren Lane) that he can help Fran (Fran Drescher) qualify as a "Jeopardy!" contestant.

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola.

Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior.

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Football-gear managers Jonathan and Mark discover that the star player's injury has resulted in drug dependency.

Jonathan places a homeless, mentally impaired teen with a wealthy, but troubled, family.

While Malcolm invites his girlfriend Helena to move in with him, Eddie bunks with the twins Mindy and Cindy.

Eddie creates a diversion, allowing Malcolm to fulfill a childhood dream and call a professional baseball game.

Steve must break the news to Regina and the students that Michael Jordan canceled as speaker for Entrepreneur Day.

Romeo and Bullethead lead a protest against school uniforms after Steve makes a rousing speech about students' rights.

Frasier and Roz end up roommates at a broadcasting convention; Martin accepts a lawyer's offer to stake out a philandering husband.

Frasier's agent Bebe (Harriet Sansom Harris) becomes his unlikely co-host during a temporary stint on a TV talk show.

Frasier is caught in a compromising position with a stripper (Rachel York) while trying to win back his ex (Gigi Rice).

Frasier is initially flattered to be featured as a caricature at a restaurant -- until he sees the finished product.

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Dan announces his job in the workshop and gets a pretty good compensation; instead of paying off the debts or saving money, Roseanne plans a holiday with the whole family; the goal is Disney World in Florida.

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service; the park has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.

David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy.

When Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens make some big changes.

George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor.

When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.

Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.

Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.

When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.

While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.

When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.

When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.

Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse.

Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue.

Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.

Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.

Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.

George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer and announces she's going to the police academy; this rekindles an old sibling rivalry that leads to an all out wrestling match in the Conner living room.

Roseanne is applying for the new job; the interview is a success but unfortunately Roseanne has no idea about computers.

Roseanne is offered a temporary job by Dan's boss; Roseanne invites him for dinner; Dan's lonely boss, Burt, comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.

Fran (Fran Drescher) accepts a marriage proposal from a doctor (Ian Buchanan), but the groom-to-be vanishes. With Charles Shaughnessy.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) exciting plans for Maggie's (Nicholle Tom) Sweet Sixteen party go awry because of family antagonisms. With Renee Taylor.

Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis.

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie.

After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time; a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin.

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Jonathan plays matchmaker for a lonely blind woman and a reclusive sculptor, labeled a monster by townspeople.

Scotty faces prejudice when he defends a disfigured artist on an assault charge. With Michael Landon and Victor French.

When cousin Dexter's wife Leslie goes into labor while visiting Malcolm and Eddie, the guys help deliver the baby.

An accident damages the Fifty/Fifty Club, forcing Malcolm and Eddie to find help from an outside investor.

When Cedric's honeymoon plans fall through, he tries to tag along with Steve and the gang on a free trip to Florida.

Steve (Steve Harvey) is gripped by a midlife crisis as he turns 40; Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) finds love with a basketball player (guest star Dwayne Adway).

Daphne recalls for her therapist (S. Epatha Merkerson) frustrating events that followed her fiance's planning a surprise wedding shower.

Frasier gives both Daphne and Niles romantic advice; Daphne's demanding mother and deadbeat brother complicate her wedding.

Frasier gives both Daphne and Niles romantic advice; Daphne's demanding mother and deadbeat brother complicate her wedding.

Frasier uses Martin as bait to ask out the manager of a senior-citizens home.

Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course.

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately.

George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.

Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.

Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.

The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.

Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.

Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.

When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.

Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.

George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner.

When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.

Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.

When Karen forgets their anniversary date, Jeff takes Bill out instead; Big Jim offers his wisdom on childhood.

Called a nerd for getting a good-behavior award from Principal Peavey (guest star Bob "Captain Kangaroo" Keeshan), Matt (Haley Joel Osment) pulls a "cool" prank.

Avoiding the opera, Matt and Jeff go to a wrestling meet, where Jeff bumps into "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

As a twister hits, Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) speculate about who should care for the boys if disaster strikes.

C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image.

Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue.

Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane.

An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis.

After Abishola gives her previous suitor a second chance, Uncle Tunde goes behind Auntie Olu's back to warn Bob about the other man who's courting his niece.

Having spurned her family when she quit MaxDot, Christina turns to Abishola when she's fired from Toesey Woesies; Bob and Uncle Tunde go fishing.

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To help a UFO watcher keep custody of his grandson, Jonathan and Mark convince the boy they are aliens.

Jonathan's powers reverse the roles of chauvinistic Mark and a beautiful movie star.

A surgeon kills a nurse who suspects him of intentionally botching the heart surgery of his colleague, a cardiac expert.

An American chess champion plays a private match with his challenger and kills him because the man is a better player.

Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman.

A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula.

A motivational researcher blackmails to further his career, kills a man, then frames the victim's wife.

An enraged publisher hires a gunman to kill an author who intends to sign a contract with a competitor.

Fearing a lawsuit, Frasier takes in Ann (Julia Sweeney); Niles attempts to stop an embarrassing portrait of himself from being published.

When Ronee finds out that Martin mistakenly invited Frasier along on their weekend getaway, she invites Niles and Daphne as well.

Roz learns of Frasier's marriage to child entertainer Nanny G (Laurie Metcalf) and begs him for tickets; Frasier must resist the physical attraction between him and his ex-wife.

Frasier's clown costume gives his father a mild heart attack. Wendie Malick and Stephanie Faracy guest star.

Frasier and Niles' attempt to conceal a crime lands them in the middle of an elderly neighbor's surprise party.

Frasier hires a matchmaker (Laura Linney) to resuscitate his love life, then demands a refund after a string of bad dates.

The rumpled lieutenant is invited to give a college lecture on criminology but ends up investigating the murder of one of the institution's professors.

Columbo investigates the murder of a crime show host's rival with incriminating evidence.

The Foxworthys attempt an upset win at the company picnic against tough competitors, including Lester and Harold.

Observations by the blue-collar owner (Jeff Foxworthy) of a fledgling business provide amusement for family and friends.

Jealous Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to stay cool when Karen's (Anita Barone) former flame arrives in town.

When Matt (Haley Joel Osment) resists swimming lessons, Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to learn with him.

Herman is "disfigured" when he is hit by a bolt of artificial lightning from one of Grandpa's machines.

Vacation-bound Herman blunders into a remote American Indian village after he is accidentally left behind.

The men and women split on spending an inheritance.

A rich woman (Jane Withers) claims to be Grandpa's wife.

The sudden death of a key witness leaves Murdoch physically unsettled.

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Jonathan (Michael Landon) courts an elderly woman who was his wife when he was mortal. Guest star: Dorothy McGuire.

Jonathan and Mark attempt to help a misguided angel who has been trying to earn his wings for 200 years.

Dylan Dreyer gets to know the beautiful semi-wild horses of Italy's coast, along with foxes, wolves, pheasants and more.

Torch, Ace and TNT mentor a special group of girls in Atlanta; Wham brings Thunder, Coach Lou, his elementary school teacher and her class to an Atlanta museum to learn about the art of puppetry; TNT sinks an amazing shot in New York's Rucker Park.

Sheinelle Jones explores some of the world's beaches, seas and mangrove forests, home to delightful penguins, whales, manatees and more.

Sheinelle Jones takes a trip through the plains, prairies and more to see the amazing animals of the planet's grasslands.

Peter and Dr. Rae explore an issue that hits close to home -- protecting urban wildlife whose natural habitat puts them in conflict with humans, often in harm's way; Peter learns the story of P-22, a Los Angeles mountain lion.

Dr. Rae and Peter celebrate women leading wildlife conservation efforts; Peter helps Lauren Hinson with baby coatis and joins Orla O'Brien surveying whales; Dr. Rae learns about saving whales with Rachel Rhodes and ocelots with Dr. Ashley Reeves.

An attorney murders her husband, fakes his kidnapping and keeps the ransom.

The mistress of a conductor becomes a target for murder after threatening to tell all to her lover's wife.

Frasier develops a crush on his matchmaker (Laura Linney) but is dismayed to learn she has a ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart).

Frasier's plan to woo Charlotte (Laura Linney) away from her ruggedly handsome boyfriend (Aaron Eckhart) backfires. Wendie Malick also guest stars.

Frasier and Charlotte (Laura Linney) get stranded in the middle of nowhere and must take shelter at an eccentric family's home.

Frasier finds an old earthenware crock in his kitchen that brings back memories, including the time Roz set him up with her friend (Rosie Perez).

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Frasier and Niles come to the rescue and offer to plan Martin's wedding in a matter of days when he accidentally reserves the wedding hall for the wrong date.

Columbo is put to the test against an equally brilliant, criminal defence lawyer who murders his rock star girlfriend.

A police detective questions a jewelry-store owner whose late nephew had a winning lottery ticket.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) decides to take his father-in-law (guest star Dakin Matthews) on a fishing trip to get to know him better.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) learns that the director (guest star Hamilton Camp) of Matt's school programs has a video of Karen (Anita Barone) giving birth.

Karen (Anita Barone) sends Jeff and Elliot (Jeff Foxworthy, Dakin Matthews) on a Halloween scavenger hunt.

Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) tries to keep track of Elliot's prize dog and Karen's patient (guest star Harry Morgan).

Grandpa warns Marilyn that the emerald ring Eddie gave her may bring bad luck.

Herman believes Eddie's affection is being stolen by a children's television idol.

When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.

When Bob and Abishola go to New York with Dele for his Juilliard audition, Abishola reconnects with her brother Ade.

Higgins enlists Watts help after he messes up the courier delivery of a horse statue for some very dangerous thugs.

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Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help the father of a deceased Vietnam veteran honor his son in a memorial service. Guest star: Eli Wallach.

When Mark blames himself for a girl's death, Jonathan gives him special powers to undo past actions.

Apparently opposites do attract. Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

Apparently opposites do attract. Malcolm and Eddie are as different as one can imagine. Nevertheless, they're best friends who manage to be roommates as well as co-workers and not kill each other.

Steve Hightower, a former 1970s R&B singer who once opened for acts such as Gladys Knight and the Pips, can't seem to find ideal employment. After some failed jobs as a musician, he decides to take a job as a high-school music teacher. Accustomed to celebrity life, he learns to deal with the realities of working a nine-to-five job and his class of troublemaking, but well-intentioned, kids.

Steve Hightower, a former 1970s R&B singer who once opened for acts such as Gladys Knight and the Pips, can't seem to find ideal employment. After some failed jobs as a musician, he decides to take a job as a high-school music teacher. Accustomed to celebrity life, he learns to deal with the realities of working a nine-to-five job and his class of troublemaking, but well-intentioned, kids.

Daphne and Niles pay a price for their love confessional when Donny and Mel seek revenge.

Donny sues Daphne and Mel makes Niles pretend that they're still married as part of an elaborate revenge.

Frasier's new boss (Alan Tudyk) buys a condo in Frasier's building and then copies his interior design.

Frasier's new butler (Victor Garber) is the cat's meow and offers to help Frasier plan a party to impress snobs.

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime.

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.

When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.

Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.

Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.

Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.

When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father.

When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.