2026-02-21 00:00 Hot Bench A contractor says his subcontractor took the money, stalled on the job and tried to "mow down" the debt with a stolen lawn-mower; the subcontractor blames bad weather for the delays, says the mower settled the score and insists he didn't know it was stolen; watch as the judges decide who's building the truth and who's just paving over problems. 00:30 Hot Bench The plaintiff says the defendant fraudulently sold her a car by erasing diagnostic codes to hide issues, which appeared the day after the purchase; he says he disclosed all known issues and allowed a test drive, and she agreed to buy the car "as-is.". 01:00 Tribunal Justice 01:30 Tribunal Justice 02:00 Judge Judy Two women are caught on video chasing down a man in his place of business after he repossesses the car they bought. 02:30 Judge Judy A mom stays at home to care for five children, and a heated dispute between her husband and his mother makes matters worse; after falling below the legal GPA to be in a fraternity, a young man is sued by his frat brothers over a lease and bills. 03:00 Judy Justice Former army buddies pool their resources to purchase one luxury vehicle in order to start a car rental business; a doomed rental ends with the vehicle being wrecked, their insurance being dropped and thousands in damage. 03:30 Judy Justice A young widow with a newborn baby claims her deceased husband's best friend stole money from his account; the best friend defends his actions passionately and says the money went to a GoFundMe set up for his children. 04:00 Judge Judy A man regrets bailing out his daughter's car-thief boyfriend; a man gets his girlfriend's mother to buy their engagement ring for him, then the relationship goes south. 04:30 Judge Judy A felon's cousin regrets bailing him out; an ex-fiancee admits to pawning the engagement ring; a former friend gives no explanation for her rude behavior regarding a loan. 05:00 Dateline A couple goes on a scuba-diving vacation in the British Virgin Islands; one of them surfaces but the other does not. 06:00 The Conners Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them. 06:30 The Conners Becky meets up with an old friend and feels pressured to impress him; Dan questions his position at the hardware store, which leads to a massive fight with Ben. 07:00 Last Man Standing When Mike and Chuck decide to spend Halloween watching football instead of passing out candy, their wives decide to prank them; Kyle dresses up as Ed. 07:30 Last Man Standing Boyd insists he, Mike and Ryan take a trip together, forcing the men to get along; Mandy and Kyle pretend to be detectives when they suspect Ed was involved in a long-ago murder. 08:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Featured magicians include John Michael Hinton, Billy Hsueh, Shimshi and Bernardo Sedlacek. 09:00 Masters of Illusion Featured magicians include Carisa Hendrix, Murray Sawchuck, Jackson Ridd, Mike Caveney, Anna Dangerous, Boris Wild and Dan Sperry. 10:00 Two and a Half Men Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him. 11:00 Seinfeld A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob is thrilled to share a day at his alma mater with Abishola and Dele, but his university doesn't meet Abishola's Ivy League standards. 13:00 Dateline Years after a Montana man is found dead, his son dreads what he'll find when he opens up the box of case files, giving him insight into what really happened. 14:00 Loving Living Local 14:30 Stealth Navy fighter pilots Ben Gannon, Henry Purcell and Kara Wade are tasked with training an unmanned plane to hit important overseas targets. Ben doesn't trust the artificial-intelligence technology, especially after the plane is hit by lightning and rewired. However, the Navy is determined to put the plane in the air, even after it goes off on a mission of its own. Ben knows he has to stop the techno 17:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 18:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 19:00 Machinery Pete TV Machinery Pete, an expert on farm equipment, shares insights and expertise in a summary of the used farm equipment market. 19:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 20:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 20:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 21:00 Ocean Mysteries With Jeff Corwin A rich, protected ecosystem in Costa Rica; local and migratory birds; leatherback turtles. 21:30 Ocean Mysteries With Jeff Corwin Harbor seals; California sea lions. 22:00 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Fiji: a recently discovered species; endangered sea turtles; bats' role in the ecosystem; Jack's hair. 22:30 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Melbourne, Australia: the platypus; a groundbreaking hospital; wild emus; kangaroos. 23:00 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild The Fiji Islands: using vines to catch fish; creating colorful pearls; the blue-footed booby. 23:30 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild The future of chimpanzees, gorillas, mandrills and other primates.
2026-02-22 00:00 Live: College Basketball 02:15 Live: College Basketball 04:30 To Be Announced Programming to be announced. 05:00 To Be Announced Programming to be announced. 08:00 WWE Legend Profiles No one embodies WWE's Attitude Era quite like The Texas Rattlesnake, raising his middle fingers to anyone who dared oppose him. 10:00 Two and a Half Men Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 11:00 Last Man Standing Mike struggles to find common ground with the new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him; Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results. 11:30 The Simpsons When Homer allows Fat Tony to shoot an explicit movie in the Simpson home, angry Marge leaves and meets Caleb Thorn, an attractive marine biologist. 12:00 9-1-1 The first responders rally together to search for a missing Maddie. 13:00 9-1-1 The call center is hit with a system-wide power outage and must go old school to respond to emergencies; the first responders must deal with explosions in multiple homes and a difficult child birth; Michael confronts Bobby about parenting his kids. 14:00 Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen Harland Williams; Bob Zany; Lisa Lampanelli; Godfrey. 14:30 Comics Unleashed With Byron Allen Harland Williams; Lisa Lampanelli; Godfrey; Jimmy Shubert. 15:00 Weather Gone Viral A line of tornadoes leaves a path of destruction in Alabama and Georgia; a violent microburst unleashes its fury in Thailand; in Turkey, an unexpected downpour turns streets into rivers. 16:00 Suits Harvey and Mike seek outside help; an unexpected encounter derails Louis' search for a new associate; Donna receives a proposition. 17:00 Moissanite Fire Jewelry Join Charles Winston for expertly crafted jewelry in contemporary designs. Every Moissanite Fire jewel offers superior light dispersion and exceptional durability that will last a lifetime! 18:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 19:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 19:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 20:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 20:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 21:00 In Search of the Lord's Way Phil Sanders presents a Bible-based message of God's grace; from the Church of Christ in Edmond, Okla. 21:30 Michael A. Youssef Pastor Michael Youssef proclaims God's word to all the people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way. 22:00 Catholic Mass Religious service. 22:30 The VeryVera Show Southern Hostess, Vera Stewart, invites you to make classic recipes with a twist, gain modern etiquette tips and entertain like a pro. 23:00 Mad Dog & Merrill Midwest Grill'n A traveling outdoor grilling show, filled with humor, food and fun; self-proclaimed "grillologists" Mad Dog and Merrill host. 23:30 Capitol Connection
2026-02-23 00:00 Live: Women's College Basketball 02:00 Live: Women's College Basketball 04:00 Live: PBA Bowling From Arlington, Texas. 06:00 The Conners Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter; Dan decides to foster an elderly dog. 06:30 The Conners Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners come together to help someone who is close to them. 07:00 Police 24/7 Police assist with a dangerous person being served a warrant; a driver's erratic driving forces police to draw their guns; police help a veteran struggling to fit into society. 07:30 Remember the Titans In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, an institution revered, each game celebrated more lavishly than Christmas, each playoff distinguished more grandly than any national holiday. And with such recognition, comes powerful emotions. In 1971 high school football was everything to the people of Alexandria. But when the local school board was forced to integrate an all black school with 10:00 Two and a Half Men Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex. 11:00 Last Man Standing Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday. 11:30 The Hill Sunday With Chris Stirewalt Featuring a variety of politicians and newsmakers discussing the latest political news from the nation's capital. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price. 13:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. 13:30 Two and a Half Men The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control. 14:00 Two and a Half Men When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking. 14:30 In Depth With Graham Bensinger Figure skating icon and analyst Scott Hamilton invites Graham to Nashville to discuss his lifelong health battles, the pressure that came with winning Olympic gold and his partnership with the NHL's Nashville Predators. 15:00 The Outdoorsman With Max McNeely Max McNeely, son of the host of the long-running program "Outdoorsman With Buck McNeely," welcomes celebrity guests into exotic locations where they participate in outdoor activities, including hunting and fishing. Some of the locations Max and Buck have visited over the years include Siberia, New Zealand and Brazil with guests such as singer Barbara Mandrell, former wrestler and politician Jesse 15:30 LOST IN Host Christian Stevenson aka "DJ BBQ" explores unique and up-and-coming places across America. 16:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 17:00 Bella Luce Jewelry Get your glamour on with gorgeous jewelry featuring fine diamond and gemstone simulants; Bella Luce makes exclusive luxury looks affordable. 18:00 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 18:30 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 19:00 OurQuadCities News at 6am Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:00 The Drew Barrymore Show Jack Black and Paul Rudd tell Drew all about their hilarious adaptation of "Anaconda.". 20:30 The Drew Barrymore Show Odessa A'zion tells Drew about her role in new movie "Marty Supreme" and hit series "I Love LA.". 21:00 The People's Court "Neighbor Nightmare.". 22:00 Divorce Court Devon says Rob hasn't had a real job in five years and doesn't contribute to the household or their son's daycare, and another woman emailed her saying she was currently dating Rob. 22:30 Divorce Court Corey says he's spent 15 years trying to build a life with someone who's been hiding secrets and mishandling trust. 23:00 Judge Mathis A pageant organizer says she stripped the plaintiff's daughter of her pageant title because of the plaintiff's misconduct.
2026-02-24 00:00 Hot Bench A woman bolts from her new rental after three days, saying her landlord ate her food and then snapped at her; he says it's a simple misunderstanding, and her discounted rent is non-refundable; when food fights meet flaky agreements, the judges decide who's really out to lunch. 00:30 Hot Bench A husband and wife claim they were unfairly evicted from a home that froze because it had no heat. 01:00 Tribunal Justice 01:30 Tribunal Justice 02:00 Judge Judy A crazy living arrangement does not work out, and ex-lovers are left fighting over stolen property and tow fees; while a woman's son is in prison, she helps to care for her grandson, then slaps the child's mother with a bill for her services. 02:30 Judge Judy A woman claims her friend loves to donate money to help care for dogs in distress, so she owes her nothing; the judge tells a middle-aged man that he's been spending too much time in Park City. 03:00 Judy Justice A mechanic is accused of threatening a customer after a fight over truck repairs escalates. 03:30 Judy Justice A struggling mother of three claims her brother and his girlfriend disposed of her possessions without her permission. 04:00 Judge Judy The judge gives a group of unruly young guys a lesson in judicial etiquette; a woman sues for the return of her cedar chest; a former tenant sues for repayment of rent, a security deposit and a false restraining order. 04:30 Judge Judy A good Samaritan has to call the police to get her guests to leave, then the guests sue her for loss of business; a tenant thinks her inability to pay her rent means she does not have to pay it. 05:00 Dateline In 2005, a district attorney in Pennsylvania went missing, seven years after he investigated sex-abuse allegations made against Jerry Sandusky. 06:00 The Conners Becky is working double shifts and taking classes at the community college, resulting in less time with her daughter; Dan decides to foster an elderly dog. 06:30 The Conners Darlene learns some shocking news about an old friend; the Conners come together to help someone who is close to them. 07:00 Last Man Standing Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance. 07:30 Last Man Standing Mike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones; for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work. 08:00 Wild Cards When a bodybuilding champion is crushed under his own weights, Max & Ellis dive into the world of muscle, sweat, and protein shakes, uncovering a secret double life that proves fatally heavy. 09:00 Sullivan's Crossing Maggie tries to help Cal deal with his conflicted feelings towards his father; Sully worries about how he will compete with the new development. 10:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years. 11:00 Seinfeld Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him. 11:30 Seinfeld George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law. 13:00 Dateline A romantic Mediterranean cruise intended to rekindle the love between a woman and her ex-husband leads to her vanishing. 14:00 Loving Living Local 14:30 OurQuadCities News at 10pm Encore Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 15:00 Moda al Massimo Jewelry Shop for hand-crafted and Italian-inspired jewelry styles from Arezzo, Italy. Join Elian Schlesinger for opulent looks in bronze layered with luxurious 18kt gold. 16:00 Moissanite Fire Jewelry Join Charles Winston for expertly crafted jewelry in contemporary designs; every Moissanite Fire jewel offers superior light dispersion and exceptional durability that will last a lifetime! 17:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 18:00 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 18:30 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 19:00 OurQuadCities News at 6am Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:00 The Drew Barrymore Show Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 20:30 The Drew Barrymore Show Drew Barrymore presents human-interest stories, celebrity guests, lifestyle segments and field pieces, all driven by her infectious brand of humor and optimism. 21:00 The People's Court "Road Rage Riot.". 22:00 Divorce Court Verna says her fiancée, Ebony, is controlling and ungrateful, and she suspects she's cheating. 22:30 Divorce Court Charles asked Wilda if he could marry his co-worker, who needed a green card, because she offered him $25,000. 23:00 Judge Mathis A woman sues her boyfriend's niece for repayment of a loan and says the younger woman works as a stripper.
2026-02-25 00:00 Hot Bench A tenant says he moved out due to an increasingly uncomfortable living situation and is seeking his security deposit; his former landlord fires back, saying the tenant broke house rules, hogged shared spaces and raised the utility bill; was this a justified departure or just dramatic? 00:30 Hot Bench A woman says her luxury vehicle was towed when her mechanic left it parked on the street; he says he lost his garage years ago, and she knew it. 01:00 Tribunal Justice 01:30 Tribunal Justice 02:00 Judge Judy A woman is accused of slamming her car door into a parked vehicle; a woman says a car salesman stole the $1,000 she left as collateral on a car. 02:30 Judge Judy When a woman's Visa application is denied, she sues small business owners, saying they scammed her; a man puts down a sizable deposit for a puppy but never receives one, and the dog breeder sues him for libel and defamation. 03:00 Judy Justice A woman asks a friend to buy and install a washer/dryer in her home but refuses to pay him despite her continued use of the appliances; a woman purchases a used car from a friend, she leaves hundreds of toll charges in her wake. 03:30 Judy Justice Twin sisters accuse a retiree of assault after their rental agreement to board dogs falls apart; the defendant claims they hit him in the head with a 2x4. 04:00 Judge Judy Owners say four dogs were involved in a vicious encounter; a woman accuses her father's ex-girlfriend of breaking into her home and stealing her dog. 04:30 Judge Judy A kickball league manager is accused of misappropriating dues; when a couple learn that their apartment is not a legal sublet, they stop paying rent but continue to live there. 05:00 Dateline Pamela Smart's husband is found murdered; police investigate and discover that Smart is keeping a big secret. 06:00 The Conners Dan encounters a surprise visitor who shares some unsolicited advice, leaving him feeling guilty; Darlene welcomes a new employee to Wellman Plastics. 06:30 The Conners Mark is stressed and exhausted from studying for an important entrance exam, so Darlene steps in to help, but her plan backfires. 07:00 Last Man Standing When Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, Mike plans to take his officiating to the next level. 07:30 Last Man Standing After Mandy and Kyle combine their finances, they begin to quarrel. 08:00 WWE NXT Compeition at Center Stage Theater in Atlanta. 10:00 Two and a Half Men After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 11:00 Seinfeld Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola When Abishola's husband makes a surprise visit, Bob sees this as a perfect opportunity for Abishola to ask for a divorce; Abishola is surprised when past feelings for her husband come up. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit. 13:00 Dateline A dancer is murdered in her Virginia home; after interviewing a series of suspects, detectives realize how complicated the case is. 14:00 Loving Living Local 14:30 OurQuadCities News at 10pm Encore Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 15:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 16:00 Warehouse Sale JTV is making room for new product with clearance priced items during a Warehouse Sale. 17:00 Moda al Massimo Jewelry Shop for hand-crafted and Italian-inspired jewelry styles from Arezzo, Italy; join Elian Schlesinger for opulent looks in bronze layered with luxurious 18kt gold. 18:00 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 18:30 AgDay Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health 19:00 OurQuadCities News at 6am Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:00 The Drew Barrymore Show It's Drew's News flashbacks featuring Alicia Keys, Oliver Hudson and Tiffany Haddish. 20:30 The Drew Barrymore Show It's a little bit extra with the cast of "Hot in Cleveland" surprising Valerie Bertinelli and reminiscing about working with the iconic Betty White. 21:00 The People's Court "Car Catastrophe.". 22:00 Divorce Court Jacquelin says her baby daddy, Ben, is immature, emotionally shut off, and likely unfaithful. 22:30 Divorce Court Condoms in the laundry, cash to his exes and a trail of lies -- Shetele says her boyfriend's behavior screams betrayal. 23:00 Judge Mathis A woman sues her former friend for repayment of a loan; he says she came to his job looking for him and assaulted his co-worker.
2026-02-26 00:00 Hot Bench A man says he handed over a deposit and the first month's rent only to leave when roommate tensions boiled over, and now he demands a refund; the roommate says he was the one who broke their agreement, damaged her things and moved out early; so, who really caused this roommate ruckus? 00:30 Hot Bench A good Samaritan says his jobless, homeless friend picked fights with gate guards, neighbors and other houseguests. 01:00 Tribunal Justice 01:30 Tribunal Justice 02:00 Judge Judy A man comes at his friend with a pipe, saying his motorcycle was damaged, and the friend returns the violence with a knife; a woman agrees to care for her friend's ailing mother but after her death they fight over compensation for room and board. 02:30 Judge Judy A woman accuses her caregiver of running a pet-sitting business on the side; the caregiver says the senior committed extortion. 03:00 Judy Justice After discovering eight thousand in forged checks, a woman sends a series of angry texts which leads a man to file for a restraining order; a woman is evicted days after moving in; she sues for return of rent and emotional distress. 03:30 Judy Justice Ex-business partners fight over their snake-breeding venture; retaliatory theft of a lizard is caught on tape. 04:00 Judge Judy A teen and her dad sue her stepfather for the return of a down payment on a car; a tenant denies owing her landlord for waste-management services and a loan. 04:30 Judge Judy A young man's mother sues him for apartment-repair costs, rent and car repairs; a sister-in-law sues after fire destroys her truck; former neighbors dispute whether a dogfight happened. 05:00 Dateline When a college student is found dead after a party, his mother gets the help of a new friend to get the case in front of a jury. 06:00 The Conners Darlene makes a decision about her trip to Hawaii, leading to a heated encounter with Barb; Becky gives a presentation on addiction to Mark's class. 06:30 The Conners Two proposals bring change to the Conner family; Jackie uses her "Jeopardy!" infamy to her advantage. 07:00 Last Man Standing Vanessa "helps" Mandy and Kyle look for their first apartment; Mike is thrilled when Ryan's good business decisions have him unknowingly embracing capitalism. 07:30 Last Man Standing As Boyd's sense of adventure grows, Mike and Kristen have a different opinion on how much space they should give him; when Mandy and Kyle move into their apartment, they find Ryan isn't a fun landlord. 08:00 Police 24/7 King County officers coordinate to stop a man carrying multiple knives; officers work with citizens to save an overdosed man; an intoxicated man gives officers a tough time about leaving a bus stop. 09:00 Police 24/7 Officers pullover a car containing a subject wanted for firearms and explosives; a traffic violation leads to an arrest of a man with contortionist skills; a wild hog making a mess gets the attention of the police. 10:00 Two and a Half Men Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 10:30 Two and a Half Men Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). 11:00 Seinfeld Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs. 11:30 Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son. 12:00 Bob Hearts Abishola With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married. 12:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Abishola finds out Dele canceled his plans to go to Harvard behind her back, Bob steps in to keep her from going ballistic.