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An insensitive screenwriter dogs the paramedics' steps as they handle several different situations; guests Larry Csonka, Carol Wayne.

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.

Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.

Hogan has to destroy a secret German shipment of heavy water.

Hogan uses Klink to contact an Allied spy; Klink bugs the prisoner's quarters.

Accident-prone lady; guest Carl Reiner.

While investigating a hit-and-run, Perry finds another client -- one charged with murder; guests Brett Halsey, Sidney Clute.

Newlyweds Don and Pat Carter enter a diner in a small town and have their fortunes told to them by a machine.

A man (Leslie Nielsen) takes his son to a magic shop on his birthday and watches as the store owner makes the boy vanish.

An international narcotics ring has marked Mannix for murder.

Cannon searches for a missing lawyer and exposes the murderer of a police officer.

Two murderers make their victim appear to be a missing embezzler.

Billie Jo moves out of the Shady Rest and discovers that independence has its drawbacks.

Betty Jo poses as a college coed to attract a handsome college student.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

An assignment to take possession of a priceless diamond for the National Museum takes West to an eerie estate.

Trouble strikes the wagon train when Coop is wounded, Hawks falls ill and a band of hostile Indians prepares to attack.

A trusted ranch hand of the Barkleys' is wounded in a gunfight, and Nick sets off to find the man's daughter.

An angry man comes to Dodge to hunt for the doctor who failed to save his wife during childbirth.

Maud Hoad leads her revenge-seeking family against Joe, who was forced to shoot treacherous Jeb Hoad.

Lucas and Mark find themselves exposed to anthrax when they adopt a horse.

A broken confederate soldier confronts Gen. Phil Sheridan at the McCain ranch.

An Army lieutenant (Liam Sullivan) arrests Gil and Hey Soos for aiding a habitual deserter (Robert Blake); guest Brooke Bundy.

Three brothers vow to kill Paladin at sundown. Starring Richard Boone, Joseph Calleia and David Whorf.

An Army officer (Harry Townes) attempts to ignite a war with Indians.

The Stooges find a crippled boy and his sister living in their dump yard shack; to raise money to pay for the little boy's operation, they buy a phony treasure map from two con men.

An archaeological expedition uncovers a coffin with an Egyptian evil awaiting.

Penguin becomes a hero and runs for mayor.

A search for the long-missing spaceship Archon leads the Enterprise to a world dominated by the god Landru.

A man from Mars, banished from his planet for being too short, helps Superman apprehend bank robbers.

Jimmy accidentally discovers an anti-gravity fluid, but then can't remember the formula.

Smith's dealings with a prospector (Strother Martin) threaten to maroon the ship on a disintegrating planet.

The Seaview battles an alien heat monster at a remote Arctic space listening station.

The travelers battle a giant boy's radio-controlled toy army.

Aliens stationed in 1987 New England prepare to drain Earth of oxygen. With Vincent Beck, Heather Young, Gary Haynes.

Claiming to know where the saucer landed, a local stripper (Suzanne Pleshette) leads Vincent into the Mexican desert.

After giving his life savings to a stranger as payment for farmland on which he hopes to retire, a gullible ex-cavalryman sets out into the wilderness to find it.

A grizzly that is killing livestock must be relocated.

Follow tagged sea lion, Steller.

Traveling across the state of Utah, the Discovery Road crew shows the history behind this beautiful state.

Animal collecting in the Louisiana bayou country.

An examination of how lions interact with other animals and their environment.

Alice's old beau comes to vistit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Wally is afraid of meeting a girl to whom he has misrepresented himself in correspondence.

Beaver messes up a trip to the store to buy a neighbor's little boy a pair of shoes.

Sabrina goes under cover as a race driver when the investigation of a fatal crash uncovers plans for an upcoming $500,000 theft.

Wealthy Jonathan Hart probes a friend's supposedly accidental death; guest Roddy McDowall. Story by Sidney Sheldon.

A magician (Bert Convy) wants to perform the ultimate escape; friends (Diana Canova, Georgia Engel) want to be jet setters.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

David Meinz has collected a museum's worth of samples, advertizing and more that showcase America's decade-long love affair with quack cures and weird weight-loss schemes; Henry Tankersley weighs in on the market value of David's wild finds.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Resenting a $5 increase in rent, Ralph barricades himself in his apartment, and the landlord retaliates.

A distinguished but aging actor is thrust into the days of his youth.

An heiress (Diana Hyland) turns to a greedy mystic after her fiance (Jeremy Slate) dies in a mining mishap.

Two gangsters (Richard Jaeckel, Herbert Edelman) attempt to take over all Thoroughbred-racing and illegal-betting parlors.

Escaping a bus heading into a prison, Kimble winds up aboard a train full of ex-convicts and guards; guest Andrew Prine.

A blind mystery writer (Stefanie Powers) reports the death of her psychiatrist -- a murder she claimed to have seen earlier in a vision.

The smoking habits of a murder victim help Friday and Gannon nab the suspect.

Friday and Gannon follow an unusual trail in search of a missing juvenile.

Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a baby sitter in trouble.

Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

A friendless boy has been stealing things at school to give to Beaver.

Beaver orders a $280 stereophonic accordion.

A man who staged his death so his wife could collect insurance returns to save her from a swindler, then is actually killed.

An FBI agent investigating the kidnapping of Ben's friend is accused of killing a colleague.

McGarrett must protect an underworld kingpin (Ricardo Montalban) he is trying to convict of racketeering activities.

The Waltons welcome a visiting preacher (John Ritter) and his mentor (Collin Wilcox-Horne), a fiery missionary.

Matt tries to end a feud between brothers over a woman, but it turns violent.

A banker plans to foreclose on a mining claim by claiming insolvency and closing his Virginia City branch.

Outlaws hunt a retired gunfighter who has settled in North Fork.

Lucas' old friend, a traveling photographer, is accused of murder.

With the assistance of Charlie and Barnaby, a would-be inventor (Tom Ewell) works feverishly to launch the first flying machine.

A supposedly inactive oil well underneath a suburban home suddenly erupts; a 14-year-old hospital patient second-guesses his doctors.

Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Col. Klink replaces Sgt. Schultz with a tough, no-nonsense guard.

LeBeau masquerades as a French chemist while Hogan smuggles the real chemist to England.

Kitchen ads; the Old Dresser; day/night shift.

The loyalty of a suspect's friend inspires Perry to take on a seemingly hopeless case.