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The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

David Meinz has collected a museum's worth of samples, advertizing and more that showcase America's decade-long love affair with quack cures and weird weight-loss schemes; Henry Tankersley weighs in on the market value of David's wild finds.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith is confronted with a rapist and a life-threatening trauma on the eve of her surprise birthday party.

Edith adds a senior citizen wedding and a pair of honeymooners to Archie's precious fishing trip plans.

Archie's management skills cause Harry and Carlos to quit on opening night, and Archie must turn to his inexperienced family members for help.

Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Resenting a $5 increase in rent, Ralph barricades himself in his apartment, and the landlord retaliates.

A distinguished but aging actor is thrust into the days of his youth.

An heiress (Diana Hyland) turns to a greedy mystic after her fiance (Jeremy Slate) dies in a mining mishap.

Two gangsters (Richard Jaeckel, Herbert Edelman) attempt to take over all Thoroughbred-racing and illegal-betting parlors.

Escaping a bus heading into a prison, Kimble winds up aboard a train full of ex-convicts and guards; guest Andrew Prine.

A blind mystery writer (Stefanie Powers) reports the death of her psychiatrist -- a murder she claimed to have seen earlier in a vision.

The smoking habits of a murder victim help Friday and Gannon nab the suspect.

Friday and Gannon follow an unusual trail in search of a missing juvenile.

Malloy and Reed answer a "loud noise" complaint and find a baby sitter in trouble.

Malloy and Reed help a citizen who is besieged by a busload of 51 friendly Mexican children.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

A friendless boy has been stealing things at school to give to Beaver.

Beaver orders a $280 stereophonic accordion.

A man who staged his death so his wife could collect insurance returns to save her from a swindler, then is actually killed.

An FBI agent investigating the kidnapping of Ben's friend is accused of killing a colleague.

McGarrett must protect an underworld kingpin (Ricardo Montalban) he is trying to convict of racketeering activities.

The Waltons welcome a visiting preacher (John Ritter) and his mentor (Collin Wilcox-Horne), a fiery missionary.

Matt tries to end a feud between brothers over a woman, but it turns violent.

A banker plans to foreclose on a mining claim by claiming insolvency and closing his Virginia City branch.

Outlaws hunt a retired gunfighter who has settled in North Fork.

Lucas' old friend, a traveling photographer, is accused of murder.

With the assistance of Charlie and Barnaby, a would-be inventor (Tom Ewell) works feverishly to launch the first flying machine.

A supposedly inactive oil well underneath a suburban home suddenly erupts; a 14-year-old hospital patient second-guesses his doctors.

Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Col. Klink replaces Sgt. Schultz with a tough, no-nonsense guard.

LeBeau masquerades as a French chemist while Hogan smuggles the real chemist to England.

Kitchen ads; the Old Dresser; day/night shift.

The loyalty of a suspect's friend inspires Perry to take on a seemingly hopeless case.

A stolen camera has the ability to predict the future with the pictures it takes.

A shapely woman (Felicia Farr) accuses a local boy (Bruce Dern) of making lurid calls. With David White.

A blackmailer lures Mannix into an investigation of purported miracles.

An importer's ex-wife (Geraldine Brooks) hires Cannon when her son is reportedly jailed on a drug charge in Turkey.

A British spy puts a double agent in danger by hiring Barnaby to find a Czech espionage expert.

Friday and Gannon find that their case against three burglars is in jeopardy over technicalities.

Friday and Gannon must solve a 14-year-old crime before a prison convict can be released.

Reed and Malloy investigate a lawn theft.

Malloy and Reed match wits with a pair of burglary suspects inside a factory.

Bill and Toony celebrate the debut of Pepé Le Pew.

The boys meet Ward's Uncle Billy, who makes big promises and never keeps them.

Wally is assigned to the English class taught by his girlfriend's father.

A man (Jack Ging) is accused of pushing another out a penthouse window and fencing stolen jewels; guest Sidney Clute.

Ben sets out to prove the innocence of an FBI agent who is involved in a murder setup and the kidnapping of Ben's friend.

The Five-0 team works overtime when Danny is indicted for the murder of an apparently unarmed teenage boy; guest Gavin MacLeod.

An injured runaway betrays the Waltons' trust; Elizabeth accuses her father of not helping care for an ailing raccoon.

Festus' nephew arrives in Dodge to even an old score on behalf of his father.

Adam encounters trouble when he leaves to return to Nevada the body of a boyhood friend who died in Mexico.

A young couple traveling in a wagon train causes trouble for all of North Fork.

A smart-aleck boy from Brooklyn comes west to seek his fortune.

After shooting Charlie, an outlaw gang whose members include two women force Coop to lead them to water.

The paramedics try to persuade a guard to open an armored truck so they can help a wounded man inside; gossip permeates the hospital.

Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.

Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.

Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.

Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.

Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags.

Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

An elite German division camps near Stalag 13 and creates problems for Klink and Hogan.

Hogan convinces two German officers that Stalag 13 sits over a vast pool of oil.

Carol and Sis; guest Joel Grey.

Perry defends a woman when a con game turns into murder; guest Kathleen Crowley.