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When a general's emissary is sent to the 4077th to check it out, rumors about the visitor's real purpose run rampant.

Hawkeye's letter begs Truman to stop the war.

Col. Potter orders Klinger to tutor him for driving school on a night Klinger has set aside for a big poker game.

Charles receives a week's supply of newspapers from home at a time when no other mail is getting through.

Andy, Barney, and Gomer look for a lost baseball while exploring a supposedly haunted house and experience some strange events inside.

Mountain man Ernest T. Bass goes on a window-breaking ruckus around town after the army refuses to accept him in their ranks. When Andy and Barney arrest him, he explains to them that he wants a uniform to attract women.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

The Harpers attend a hardware exhibition.

A man (Dick Foran) seeks Perry's help for his brother (Wynn Pierce), who has been forging checks to pay off gambling debts.

Oliver Pope kills a bicyclist in a hit-and-run, but a business rival is identified as the driver.

An unemployed man (John Qualen) needing money is hired by an unknown employer (Lorne Greene) to commit murder.

A man (Philip Abbott) is startled to see a portrait of his first wife four years after she disappeared.

A series of carnival accidents appear to be attempts on the owner's life; guests Michael Conrad, Gordon Jump.

Cannon uncovers a crime while searching for a teenage runaway.

The sister (Lee Purcell) of a hit-and-run victim seeks her brother-in-law, who vanished after the accident.

Friday and Gannon find their weekend of rest and recreation plagued by interruptions.

Friday and Gannon track down the "big" man behind a factory turning out dangerous drugs.

Malloy's apartment house manager pickets the police department.

The arrest of a female shoplifter leads the officers into a tragic chain of events.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver is shamed into being neat and clean.

Beaver takes his soapbox racer into the street.

A girl searching for the father she's never seen appears to be a target for murder; guest Antoinette Bower.

A sculptor (David Ogden Stiers) frames Michelle's friend for the murder of the man responsible for his blindness.

The team seeks a killer who inscribed lines from Byron on the legs of his victims, one of them Danny's fiancee; guest Ann Archer.

John-Boy's feelings of inadequacy are washed away when circumstances lead to the publishing of a book of his short stories.

A gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls (Lane Bradbury) while waiting to kill Matt and rob the bank.

Adam attempts to prove the innocence of his friend, a slow-witted singer accused on circumstantial evidence of murdering a widow.

Lou Mallory, a stunning redhead, arrives in North Fork and buys the hotel.

Lucas and several others are trapped in the hotel with a dangerous outlaw.

When an epidemic forces Richardson to leave and bring back a new team of healthy horses, he is mistaken for a thief.

Gage and DeSoto discover Brackett is the victim in an auto accident that has also left a girl fatherless; a bum is caught in a fire.

Klinger is accused of being responsible for a rash of thefts around the camp.

Klinger, facing a court-martial, agrees to let Charles defend him.

Visiting British soldiers explain an age-old tradition about the day after Christmas when the enlisted men and officers trade places for the day.

Klinger, while ill, communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier.

A preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

Briscoe Darling decides to court and marry Aunt Bee after he is treated to her hospitality and home cooking. When he resorts to kidnapping, Andy rescues Aunt Bee and convinces her to make Briscoe work hard to clean up their home.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Robert undergoes a radical change when he starts hanging out with his partner and her friends.

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Skits: "The Butler and the Maid"; "Mrs. Wiggins Again.".

A girl (Nobu McCarthy) is charged with stealing rose pearls, then with murder; guest George Takei.

An astronaut returns from a 30-year mission to find that his girlfriend hasn't aged at all.

An antiques dealer (Robert H. Harris) decides his art objects are too beautiful to sell. With Louise Larabee.

An insecure woman (Phyllis Thaxter) who can't control her drinking loses control at a cocktail party.

A member (Darren McGavin) of Mannix's old Army unit tells Mannix he killed two people to avenge a combat grievance.

Cannon hears the confession of a hit man who admits to killing the detective's wife and baby son 14 years before.

J.R. must solve a street-gang member's murder or be killed for knowing too much.

When Hooterville residents take over operation of the Cannonball, they demand so many changes that the crew quits.

Kate tangles with Selma Plout when Selma tries to lure pilot Steve Elliot into marriage with her daughter.

Having rescued Mrs. Drysdale from the hospital, the Clampetts try their own brand of medicine on her ailing nervous system.

Jethro falls desperately in love with a volatile young movie starlet.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A bizarre extortion plot involves green men from Venus who need gold for spaceship fuel.

Kitty Angel (Anne Baxter) and her adopted child are abandoned by the train.

The Barkleys' new friend sets up his medical practice in Stockton but conceals plans to avenge his father's death.

A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father, only to learn that the man is a wanted criminal.

Ben's former Army colonel envies Cartwright's success during a visit and tries to compensate by lying.

A former gunfighter arrives in North Fork with the intention of settling down.

A charming Irishman claims Lou for his bride.

A man who lost his stallion in a card game kidnaps Rowdy to get revenge against the man (John Drew Barrymore) who beat him.

Paladin is hired to protect poet Oscar Wilde from three rivals. Starring Richard Boone and John O'Malley.

A shrewd killer keeps a town in fear by threatening the lives of anyone who exposes him.

Swindlers take the Stooges for sweepstakes winners.

An American archaeological expedition meets with disaster when they ignore warnings not to desecrate an Egyptian tomb.

Catwoman schemes with a dream-inducing thug.

Sandman double-crosses Catwoman to steal J. Pauline Spaghetti's noodle fortune for himself.

A being, claiming to be the Greek god Apollo, wants the adoration of the Enterprise crew; guest Leslie Parrish.

Lois is kidnapped by two gunmen while vacationing on the Canadian border.

An American girl accidentally receives information about valuable printing plates stolen from the Bank of France.

Judy falls for a political prisoner held in the power of a magic lyre.

The girls are captured by a scientist and his assitant while trying to collect radium from an abandoned clock.

Tony and Doug go back in time to investigate a Soviet scientist claiming to have defected; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Tony and Doug go back in time to investigate a Soviet scientist claiming to have defected; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Vincent races to find a sick alien (Robert Walker), whose touch freezes people, before other aliens reach him.

Grizzly comes upon a fugitive man searching desperately for a bag he lost.

Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes; some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive.

A slow, agonizing death caused by drought and floods stalks the Florida Everglades; Marlin and Jim visit the Everglades to investigate this problem firsthand.

Traveling across the state of Utah, the Discovery Road crew shows the history behind this beautiful state.

Jim Fowler and Marlin Perkins chase a giraffe.

Giant animals roam the South American jungle.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

Through a mix-up, Dash Riprock mistakes Jane Hathaway for his new leading lady, Elly May.

Elly May loses her second movie star boyfriend to plain Jane Hathaway, whose mysterious power over men continues to baffle the Clampetts.

Gomer moves in with Andy after he loses his job at the filling station. Before long, the Taylor house turns into another filling station as Gomer's customers line up to get their cars looked at in Andy's driveway.

The Ricardos have just purchased a new washing machine and, despite their better judgment, agree to sell their old one to the Mertzes; the next day, the old machine explodes with water and suds and the Mertzes insist that the deal is off.

Beaver brings home a lost Chihuahua.

When a window is broken, the boys are warned not to play baseball near the house.

An antiques dealer becomes caught between smugglers with a stake in his business and a computer-dating ring planning to rob him.

An old flame of Jonathan's (Christine Belford) seems unwilling to go through with her wedding in Monte Carlo.

A girl's wish to dance has a heavy price; a boxing manager (Al Molinaro) convinces an ex-fighter to try a comeback.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Lucky Meisenheimer has assembled the world's largest yo-yo collection, including a laser yo-yo, an ice-cream-making yo-yo and a 1950s Mickey Mouse Club yo-yo.

An injured pregnant cow is brought to the 4077th; Hot Lips plans a birthday trip to Tokyo.

A noted war correspondent visits the 4077th to do a story on blood donated by his readers.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Rose tries to conceal the fact that she is dating Dr. Jonathan Newman, a little person.

Dorothy's becomes involved with a married coworker; her housemates disapprove.

Rose makes a mistake when she allows her boyfriend to spend the night with her.

Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.".

Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going.

Hogan hopes to be able to use Gen. Burkhalter's sister in his plan to blow up a train.

Hogan uses Klink's old flame to ensure that the underground gets some radios.

Ralph's advice to Ed on how to get a promotion backfires, leaving Ed without a job.

Ralph and Ed try to get on the good side of a bus company executive.

The IMF dupes a scientist (Vic Morrow) who stole plutonium into thinking he is a prisoner in the year 2000.

Kimble becomes chauffeur for a teenage violinist, his teacher/guardian (Donald Pleasence) and a secretary.

Harry is fired after his investigation to clear a man in a coed's disappearance instead turns up evidence showing the woman was murdered.

Friday and Gannon track a pair of thieves who steal dogs and then collect the rewards.

Friday and Gannon must learn the identity of a young woman whose body is found off a pier.

A beauty reports a prowler and a "beast" is polluting the air.

Officers are caught in a trap set by two young criminals.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The boys spend their train ticket money on food and comics.

June wants Wally to ask a girl to a dance.

A professor's wife is charged with his murder soon after he staged a shooting in class; guest Barry Atwater.

A surprise witness seems to hinder an acquittal for Ben's client (Dick Butkus), a professional wrestler accused of murder.

McGarrett tries to save a hoodlum and his girlfriend, who together stole a kidnap ransom; guests Albert Salmi, Joyce Van Patten.

Grandpa becomes upset with John, and his stubborn pride leads him to pack, take Grandma by the hand and leave home.

An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife.

A killer uses a legal technicality to escape justice for killing a Mexican farmhand, but Little Joe plans his own vengeance.

Lucas gets wind of an assassination plot.

Mark befriends a circus advance-man suspected of robbery.

Flint (Robert Horton) prepares for a duel with a former associate (Everett Sloane) who had disillusioned him during the Civil War.

A televised demonstration of fire-prevention techniques winds up with Gage and DeSoto in the middle of a real-life medical emergency.

A soldier goes AWOL and the 4077th receives fresh eggs from a grateful farmer.

It is a painful time for everyone when Winchester, suffering from a toothache, refuses to see an Army dentist.

Psychiatrist Dr. Sidney Freedman visits the 4077th when Col. Potter loses all confidence in himself as a physician.

While under intense enemy shelling in a combat zone, Hawkeye decides it is time to make out his will.

Barney lets it slip that a top-secret shipment of gold will make its way through Mayberry on the way to Fort Knox. Everyone in town soon knows about the gold and welcomes it with a carnival-like reception.

Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father.

Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend.

Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky.

Rose explains to her daughter why she has so little money to leave in her will.

Even man-hungry Blanche finds it difficult to tolerate her niece's promiscuous nature.

Skits: "Mrs. Wiggins' Birthday Party"; "Stop Grabbing My Jewels.".

A wealthy, crippled old man takes a woman's prized racehorse as payment for her mortgage.

An ugly duckling can be stunning in a world of beautiful people.

Using a haunted house in their ploy, two men (Ralph Clanton, John Irving) scheme to con a wealthy American (Biff McGuire) out of his money.

A garrulous baby sitter (Thelma Ritter) enjoys being the center of attention after her employer is murdered.

A gangster's widow (Jo Van Fleet) hires Mannix, facing prison on theft and murder charges, as her bodyguard; guest James B. Sikking.

Despite heavy evidence against him, Cannon takes on the case of a deliveryman charged with murder.

Barnaby and J.R.'s probe of a burglary/murder case leads to prostitution and robbery.

Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards.

Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate.

Malloy and Reed have a busy night that ends in three tragedies.

A witness accuses Reed of shooting an unarmed man.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver tells Eddie Haskell that there are Indian artifacts buried in the vacant lot near his house.

To make Ward proud, Beaver takes music lessons.

A widowed lawyer (Bette Davis) clears her husband's name and helps a rebellious boy charged with murder.

Ben tackles a case in which a murdered man's three wives are suspects in the killing.

A convicted murderer (Monte Markham) demands Five-0 prove him innocent in exchange for the life of his hostage, a prison doctor.

Feeling "put out to pasture," John seeks adventure by leaving to work in a Norfolk shipyard.

Matt tries to bring a man to justice despite a maniacal man's vengeful attacks.

The bitter son of a man executed for murder convinces Adam to look into his father's case; guests Keir Dullea, Otto Kruger.

A dapper little braggart invites challenge with tales of his gunfighting prowess.

An unscrupulous land buyer tries to get Lucas to sell his ranch.

A former gold miner heads back west to start a new life with his wife.

The paramedics dread an upcoming inspection by their reportedly strict battalion commander; an accident traps teenagers in their car.

The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

The Harpers; guest Madeline Kahn.

Paul Drake becomes the defendant in a murder case and retains Perry.