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Skits: "Mrs. Wiggins and the Fire Drill"; "Harry's Mirage and Grill.".

An heiress (Anne Benton) with two men claiming to be her father turns to Perry for help; guest Francis X. Bushman.

A man's need to escape the pressure of his work takes him back to his childhood.

Much to her husband's (Robert Emhardt) annoyance, a woman (Judith Evelyn) believes she resembles movie star Martha Mason.

A taxidermist (Henry Jones) devises a creative plan to get rid of a freeloading in-law (Sam Buffington).

Mannix probes the hit-and-run death of a woman who discovered her husband's (Jan Murray) dealings with the mob.

A revenge-seeking father sets out after his slain daughter's pro football quarterback boyfriend despite the solidity of the man's alibi.

A wealthy industrialist's son is kidnapped while with his girlfriend on his father's estate.

The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business.

A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help.

Malloy and Reed suspect a wrecking yard of stealing old cars for overseas scrap metal.

A shopkeeper's daughter criticizes Reed's failure to catch a robber.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver has trouble thinking of something interesting to say about his father for a school composition.

Bad school-bus behavior gets Beaver suspended.

A woman, fighting for her mother's rightful inheritance, is charged with murder; guests Sherry Jackson, Kathie Brown.

An ambassador refuses diplomatic immunity when his lover (Lisa Hartman) accuses him of killing her husband.

McGarrett believes a gangland war is imminent when it appears a mainland syndicate is trying to take over.

Olivia is a substitute teacher at Walton's Mountain School; John-Boy's old flame, Marcia, returns with her new fiancé.

A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Matt is thought to be dead.

Little Joe promises to keep the secret of a man who claims his friend hopelessly trapped under a rock fall asked to be killed.

A hired gunman arrives in town to kill a man Lucas has hated for years.

A trail bum arrives in North Fork during a drought claiming to be a water witch.

A reporter organizes a suffragette movement among the married women on the train.

Between seminars at a convention in San Francisco, Gage and DeSoto ride with a paramedic unit summoned to a shooting.

Schultz unwittingly helps the Heroes destroy an enemy atomic installation.

Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.

Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.

Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.

Helen gets jealous when Andy's very attractive cousin Gloria stays with the Taylors for a change of environment after she recently got broken up with.

Barney comes across a 19-year-old assault case file between Floyd and Mr. Foley. Determined to officially close the case, he tries to get statements from the parties involved.

Ray ends up in the doghouse for a shaky financial decision, but it turns out he's not the only one who's guilty.

The women in Robert's life gather to discuss his relationship history.

Sophia cries foul after being hit with a fly ball at the stadium; Stan tries to sue the ballpark.

Blanche's tattered jacket, containing a winning lottery ticket, ends up in charity.

TV commercials; guest Neil Sedaka.

An executive "missing" for two years appears on the day of a vital stockholders meeting and is murdered; guest Robert Redford.

A man makes a pact with the devil for immortality then finds he doesn't get a kick out of living anymore.

An unscrupulous son (Charles Davis) tries to get enough money to marry the girl (Pamela Light) he loves. With Edmund Gwenn.

A dying man (Russell Collins) is paid to buy a cemetery plot.

Mannix joins with the police to search for a compulsive killer who has just claimed his eighth victim.

An angry father is determined to prove his son's death in a plunge from the cliffs of Acapulco was not a suicide.

J.R. passes out while going home from a date and is later charged with rape.

After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers.

Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device.

A nervous recruit endangers Reed and Malloy.

Malloy and Reed interrupt their dinner to pursue the robbers in a gas station holdup.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver decides to get the small tree that was left in his old yard when his family moved.

Wally is cast as a dancing girl in a club play.

A young man from a prominent family gets involved in blackmail and ultimately in murder; guest Otto Kruger.

An attempt on his life convinces Ben that finding Shelby (Lisa Hartman) is the key to the real murderer.

A mob-backed boxer's hand is smashed by a punch-drunk former prizefighter; guest Moses Gunn.

When a young widow comes to stay in their home, the Walton children learn a hard lesson about how to cope with another person's grief.

A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his cohorts.

A widow and daughter refuse to face reality, the mother about her unsuccessful marriage and the girl about her father's death.

Lucas gives his blood to save a dying man.

Mark's finding of the body of a murder victim starts Lucas, his friend Artemus and Marshal Torrance on a search for the killer.

When a young Basque is murdered, his father (Ernest Borgnine) searches for the killer to avenge his death.

A pregnant prison inmate in the San Francisco rescue unit goes into labor as the paramedics try to help a sniper victim.

The POWs stage a party for Klink as a diversion so they can make a weather forecast using party balloons.

A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.

Opie and his friend Howie make their own newspaper, the Mayberry Sun, but nobody buys it. After Andy and Barney encourage him to print more interesting stories, Opie decides to publish all the gossip from around town.

Aunt Bee pretends that she is dating a married man to avoid being a third wheel after Clara convinces her that she is preventing romance from blossoming between Andy and Helen.

Ray is jealous because he thinks his brother Robert is spending too much time with his kids.

Debra can't help but question the solidity of her relationship with Ray after her parents make a shocking announcement.

Sophia wants to wed Max Weinstock, her husband's partner.

Sophia and Max return from their honeymoon and open a food stand on the boardwalk.

Skits: "The Business Lunch"; "The Vending Machine"; "The Butcher Shop.".

A shady lawyer, a client charged with murder and a woman witness demanding a payoff complicate Perry's case.

Convicted of murder, a man is sent to a deserted asteroid in space to serve a 50-year prison sentence.

Having dumped her boyfriend, a woman (Barbara Cook) encounters a killer (Vic Morrow) in a remote cabin.

Two men (Albert Salmi, Robert H. Harris) each think the other is a dangerous lunatic who has escaped from the local asylum.

A couple (Rosemary Forsyth, Guy Stockwell) being blackmailed hires Mannix when it appears the wife, not the extortionist, may go to jail.

A research scientist hires old friend Cannon when her husband begins to display erratic behavior after joining a top-secret Army project.

Betty joins a theater group to investigate threats to a leading lady's sanity.

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store.

Guns in the wrong hands highlight the need for educating the public in their use.

A riding-academy owner (Rod Cameron) is accused of stealing horses.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

As chairman of a dance's blind-date committee, Wally has to find a date for a girl.

Beaver agrees to fight a class bully after a weighing machine tells him it's his lucky day.

An unscrupulous woman becomes involved in a swindle that results in her death.

Ben searches for a witness capable of clearing his client in her unfaithful husband's murder.

Island residents are sympathetic to the pranks of an ecology fanatic until he murders polluters.

After he helps with the filming of a writer's experiences with the Waltons, John-Boy is offered a job in New York.

The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.

After Ben's bloodstained horse comes home alone, the Cartwright sons believe him dead and seek separate vengeance.

A band of Indians kidnaps Mark and disappears into the hills.

Lucas is the town's representative to the railroad commission until an infamous train robber dies and leaves his ill-gotten wealth to Lucas; Lucas must clear his name and stop the reckless ambition of his replacement.

Elizabeth McQueeny joins the wagon train under the pretense of opening a finishing school out West, but Major Adams discovers her true intentions.

An assembly bill to create a paramedic program meets opposition from doctors and firefighters; pilot for the series.

Col. Klink is ordered to shape up physically or ship out to the Russian front.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

When two young women get a speeding ticket, they enjoy the attention from Andy and Barney.

A traveling salesman who sells items out of the trunk of his car arrives in Mayberry. However, he is plagued with bad luck and everything he touches turns into a minor disaster.

Ray hits the roof when Frank, who generously offered to paint his son's house, refuses to use the color Ray wants.

The Barones reminisce about the birth of their daughter, Ally, when they realize how quickly she is growing up.

Blanche learns that her brother is gay after he claims to have slept with Rose.

Dorothy wants her ex-husband back when he becomes engaged to another woman.

Skits: "The Family"; "Soap to Nuts.".

A harried business executive wants to rid himself of a dishonest, freeloading nephew; guest William Campbell.

Unique circumstances allow a meek bank teller to indulge his passion for reading. With Burgess Meredith.

A man (William Shatner) recounts the tale of his deceased sister's (Jessica Tandy) one chance for love.

A man (E.G. Marshall) begins to receive letters in the mail predicting the outcome of several future events.

Mannix tries to unravel the reasons why a college professor's stepdaughter would be a candidate for kidnapping.

An insurance company hires Cannon to find the men who robbed a rodeo of $100,000.

J.R.'s childhood sweetheart is threatened by her mentally unstable ex-husband, also J.R.'s friend.

Uncle Joe comes up with another disastrous money making scheme when he starts a dog-sitting business at the Shady Rest.

The Bradley girls invite one another's boyfriends to the Turnabout Dance.

The Clampetts produce a ghastly collection of art for a new Beverly Hills gallery.

Jed, wearing a vice admiral's uniform, mistakes a U.S. Navy destroyer for a yacht his banker wants him to buy.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

West and Gordon fail to save the life of a highly unpopular Latin American dictator they have been assigned to guard.

A major's daughter once involved with McCullough now detests him.

Mountain men convict Heath of murder and sentence him to hard labor to support the victim's widow.

A backwoods girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow.

Depressed Ben withdraws, feeling responsible for a death that occurred as a result of his successful bidding for a lumber contract.

When a rancher dies after the bank forecloses the mortgage on his property, his son blames the banker for his father's death.

A rancher is shot by an unknown killer, and his daughter's lover is jailed.

A revolution in Mexico ensnares drive leader Jed Colby (John Ireland) and the wife (Carol Lawrence) of a rebel leader (Cesar Romero).

Paladin (Richard Boone) convinces the wife of a client to run for mayor. Also starring Kam Tong.

The frightened wife of an aging bounty hunter hires Josh to find her husband before he's killed.

While dressed for a promotional campaign, the Stooges are mistaken for "Horsemen of Boulder Dam," college football players; they are asked to play privately for a gangster.

When a master monster make-up artist is sacked by the new bosses of American International studios, he uses his creations to exact revenge.

Batman and Robin interrupt the Penguin's filming of a movie.

A beautiful sorceress (Antoinette Bower) and her accomplice use illusion to hold Kirk and the Enterprise captive.

Twin brothers steal a valuable core of radium from the U.S. Medical Corps in Germany and bring it to America.

Crooks get their hands on a robot invented by an eccentric correspondent of the Daily Planet.

Penny meets a scaly female beast chased by a bumbling knight (Hans Conried).

The crew encounters a group of delinquents who are the last of 28 teens who crash-landed two years prior.

Doug and Tony pose as friars in 13th-century England to help Robin Hood (Donald Herron) escape King John (John Crawford).

Doug and Tony pose as friars in 13th-century England to help Robin Hood (Donald Herron) escape King John (John Crawford).

To capture an alien ship, Vincent seeks a man (Dabney Coleman) considered a crank for reporting saucer landings.

Young Theodore Roosevelt, in delicate health but eager for adventure, narrowly manages to escape death in the wilderness.

Handling wild animals in the wild and captivity.

Cougars at home in the mountains of western North America.

Traveling across the state of Utah, the Discovery Road crew shows the history behind this beautiful state.

Prairie dogs in Wyoming.

A look at birds in flight, from condors to terns.

Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

Granny is convinced that Mrs. Drysdale used black magic to turn herself into a crow.

A sheik from the Middle East gives Jed a present of four dancing girls and then falls for Elly May.

Barney helps Opie with his schoolwork by using a teaching method of his own.

Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons.

Beaver bets his fielder's mitt that he can walk 20 miles in one day.

Beaver awaits his reward for finding a wallet.

The owner of a movie film-lab hires the Angels to discover who is trying to burn him out of business.

At a ski resort, Jennifer overhears a man and his mistress plot the death of the wife.

A supposedly dead Vietnam veteran (David Birney) returns for his family; a teacher (Arte Johnson) wants to be a sheik with a harem.

A friend (Phyllis Diller) sees the captain's true self at a costume ball; an anniversary gift brings discord; Julie tricks a rival.

The roommates buy a dying artist's painting, hoping to sell it for a profit.

Paul Lisnek is a man of many talents: a lawyer, an award-winning television and radio host, a nationally recognized jury and trial consultant, an on-air political and legal analyst, an author, and a prolific collector. Paul was in fact featured on the premiere episode of "Collector's Call," exhibiting his extensive collection of U.S. historical political items. He is making a return appearance on

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team.

Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency.

Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents.

The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences.

At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.

Ray brings home an adult board game in an attempt to spice things up with Debra.

The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home.

A highly respected abstract artist specializing in nudes asks Gloria to pose for him.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Ralph takes Ed on a business trip and discovers that being his brother's keeper is not all it is cracked up to be.

Ralph and Norton do a live TV commercial.

The IMF loses Phelps' trail after he infiltrates a gang which brainwashes, robs and abducts wanted men.

The brother-in-law of a diver who died in an accident accuses a waitress (Antoinette Bower) of jinxing the man.

Sue gives Harry a bottle of cologne, which he passes along to Lester Hodges, only to learn the bottle is the target of diamond smugglers.

Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing.

A suspect trips himself up by his own bad habits when a small industrial firm reports $100,000 has been embezzled.

During a search for a suicidal man, the partners find an abandoned baby.

Reactionaries demand a comrade's release in return for kidnapped Malloy.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

The bathtub overflows while Ward and June are away for the night.

Beaver wins a bike at the movie theater on the day he was told to stay home.

Rivalry escalates into murder when two half brothers battle for control of a department-store chain.

Ben dislikes his client, an obnoxious radio personality accused of killing a rival disc jockey.

An escaped convict (Hume Cronyn) taunts McGarrett with clues to his theft of $4 million from drug runners.

The Waltons offer refuge to a woman who left her husband (Richard Hatch), a Walton relative and moonshiner.

A trapper pursues the five Army deserters who beat his adopted Indian son and left him to die.

A judge (Andrew Duggan) falls for an accused murderess and runaway dance hall girl being protected from vengeful gunmen by Little Joe.

A group of outlaws devise a plan to get rid of Lucas so that they can take over the town of North Fork.

After Lucas kills a mountain man in a barroom brawl, his father arrives in North Fork determined to take revenge on Lucas and Marshal Torrance, once he breaks his other two boys out of jail.

A determined ex-riverboat captain tries to keep his grandson with him.

An assembly bill to create a paramedic program meets opposition from doctors and firefighters; pilot for the series.

A Russian spy helps Hogan keep French art out of Goering's hands.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire.

Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl.

The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur.

Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival shooting gallery without knowing that it is a scam.

A carnival's destitute banjo player is hired to take Barney's place.

Frank becomes very jealous when Marie starts spending more time with their friend Marco, the new owner of Nemo's restaurant.

Debra tries to turn the tables after Ray loses his wedding ring and is propositioned by an attractive woman.

Dorothy takes Sophia to Disney World for quality time; Rose and Blanche write a children's book.

Rose finally gets to confront her fantasy that Bob Hope is her father.

Skits: "The Hot Dog Stand"; "The Morning After.".

A troubled girl assumes the identity of a non-existent cousin to report her own disappearance as a suspected suicide.