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Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A councilman (Michael Laskin), whose son (Ricky Paull Goldin) is about to be arrested for dealing drugs, suspends Capt. Fuller (Steven Williams). With Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson.

Kate makes Luke take dancing lessons.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

Recruit Kowalski experiences repeated bouts of sleepwalking, which Sharkey desperately tries to find a cure for, or the young man may face a medical discharge.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

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Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Peter Falk; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Henny Youngman and Marcel Marceau.

Peter Lawford; Paul Winchell; J.J. Barry; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Nancy Sinatra; Richard Nixon.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Davy Jones; J.J. Barry; cameo appearances by Greer Garson, Robert Wagner and Nipsey Russell.

Connie Stevens; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearances by Peter Falk, Lena Horne, Rock Hudson and Bob Newhart.

Appearances by Robert Wagner, James Garner and Tony Curtis.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Sellers; Debbie Reynolds; cameo appearances by Johnny Carson and Flip Wilson.

"Night of the Blood Beast" (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.

"The Brute Man" (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

"Jack Frost" (1966) Kids. Grandfather Frost freezes a girl; a villager thaws her.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Clem Kadiddlehopper signs up for hog-calling lessons; guest Polly Bergen.

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A man (Denver Pyle) recently released from prison is offered a job after helping Annie (Gail Davis) capture two bandits. With Jimmy Hawkins.

To celebrate his 20th year on the job, Sheriff Deadeye puts the bite on a dude named Handkisser.

Grandpa uses a divining rod to locate water.

Con men try selling Amos a dog.

After serving an 18-month prison sentence to establish his cover, Vinnie infiltrates the Atlantic City crime empire of Sonny Steelgrave (Ray Sharkey).

A grandstanding prosecutor's public intention to indict a major crime boss endangers Vinnie's cover and the OCB's plans.

Vinnie's girlfriend, a police widow, knows he is a cop; his biggest threat comes from Sonny's unbalanced nephew.

Vinnie risks blowing his cover by going to the police to investigate the death of his prizefighter cousin.

When the local police break up several of Sonny's secret deals, Vinnie must fabricate another informant.

Vinnie tries to avenge his mother's mugging but is devastated that she hasn't forgiven him for his "criminal" existence.

A washed-up lounge singer (Billy Vera) incurs Sonny's wrath when he asks to be let out of his contract.

Vinnie learns Sonny's impending wedding to a mobster's daughter may also be a prelude to a bloody gang war.

After accusing Vinnie of betraying him to his archrival, Sonny realizes Vinnie is a federal agent.

Still guilt-ridden over Sonny Steelgrave, Vinnie risks his life to save a friend marked for death by a local politician.

Sensing Vinnie is still tired from the Steelgrave case, McPike sends him on a "safe" assignment. With Kevin Spacey, Joan Severance, William Russ.

Vinnie tries to avenge his mother's mugging but is devastated that she hasn't forgiven him for his "criminal" existence.

A washed-up lounge singer (Billy Vera) incurs Sonny's wrath when he asks to be let out of his contract.

Vinnie learns Sonny's impending wedding to a mobster's daughter may also be a prelude to a bloody gang war.

After accusing Vinnie of betraying him to his archrival, Sonny realizes Vinnie is a federal agent.

Still guilt-ridden over Sonny Steelgrave, Vinnie risks his life to save a friend marked for death by a local politician.

Sensing Vinnie is still tired from the Steelgrave case, McPike sends him on a "safe" assignment. With Kevin Spacey, Joan Severance, William Russ.

Crichton's ship suddenly begins flying toward the sun and he, along with crewmates Aeryn and Crais, battles to override its compulsion.

Crichton and his crew take a cruise on a "pleasure planet," but it turns out to be more of a pain than they bargained for.

ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's (Max Wright) visiting brother (JM J. Bullock). With Benji Gregory.

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A dangerous species unlocks the long-held secrets to wormhole technology, unleashing the fury of the Ancients.

ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother (JM J. Bullock) extends his visit. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Whizzer (Paul Dooley) comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy (Anne Meara) at the Tanners. With Max Wright.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A spoof of the Joan Crawford film "Mildred Pierce"; a couple spends one last night together on the eve of their divorce; the world's oldest hot dog stand vendor; guest Ken Berry.

Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.

Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity" here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role.

Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

The Jump Street team (Johnny Depp, Holly Robinson, Dustin Nguyen, Peter DeLuise) goes undercover at a drug-plagued performing arts high school. Directed by Mario Van Peebles.

Luke enters a singing contest.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Clem and Daisy June inadvertently cook up a powerful strategic defense weapon; guests Janet Leigh and Dionne Warwick.

Allen Funt and Abbe Lane take embarrassing pictures of George Appleby at a miniskirt sales convention.

The chauvinistic chief must adjust to the fact that his new commanding officer is a woman.

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An enlisted man thinks Sharkey is discriminating against him because he's Japanese.

Chief Robinson suspects that Sharkey is a real ladies' man when he accidentally sees a Dear Jane letter in the typewriter.

A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them.

Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from.

Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush.

Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

The Jump Street cops (Johnny Depp, Holly Robinson, Peter DeLuise, Dustin Nguyen, Richard Grieco) pose as homeless runaways to find a missing teenager. Guest star: Bridget Fonda.

A glamorous actress's jewels are stolen, putting her date, Simon Templar, hot on the trail of one of London's most dangerous criminals.

A dissatisfied wife with a big divorce settlement in mind arranges to compromise her husband; murder befalls a blackmailer who double-crossed her trying to arrange proof of infidelity for a divorce suit against her husband.

Templar is surprised to discover that his former girlfriend is involved in a daring international smuggling ring; guest Margit Saad.

The men try to hide an inflatable female doll in the barracks without Sharkey's knowledge.

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Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

McCall warns Hunter against becoming involved with a model who consorts with a murderous jewel thief.

A gang member's death seems related to the death of the wife of Hunter's friend.

Psychotic demolitionist Otto Minsky terrorizes the city to get even with Hunter.

Hunter and McCall trail combat-experienced mercenaries planning to break a drug dealer out of prison.

Dee Dee glimpses a criminal lawyer six months after he supposedly died in a car crash; guest Jane Russell.

An old friend faces murder because she saw the contract killing of Hunter's father fifteen years before.

Rick and Dee Dee track down the leader of a gang of murderous thugs who can't be prosecuted because of their youthful age.

Though foreign revolutionaries claim responsibility for an ambassador's murder, Hunter suspects a routine homicide.

Hunter dons outrageous garb to follow a punker (John Matuszak) hired by a mobster to avenge a robbery.

Hunter must prove an elusive international criminal set him up for an assault charge.

Hunter finds a beautiful blonde murdered in his apartment, but when he returns with McCall, the corpse is gone.

Ambushed and robbed of evidence, Hunter must prevent suspected killer Zukoff from leaving the country.

Typhoon Thompson (Isaac Hayes) leaves prison after eight years and seeks the person who framed him for murder.

A drug addict's account of a Skid Row murder leads Hunter and McCall to suspect a reporter claiming inside scoops.

After killing a robber, Hunter becomes the target of an ambitious TV news reporter's campaign against police brutality.